I-I'M the split water starter evo? R-right /vp/? I-I'M

I prefer this over the trap looking one.

>>27491183
the clown of death, never forget.

>>27491183
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/26670811/

No, they're fake.

>>27491183
No. You're a piece of shit.

>>27492272
Fucking oath. Whoever thought these leaks were remotely good needs to off themselves.

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>>27491183
Where the fuck is this "Split starter" shit coming from

>>27491183
EVERYONE HATES CLOWNS
FUCK OFF CLOWN

>>27492466
The leaks

>>27493137
Which leaks?
I've only seen a poorly translated China one mentioning the starters as a Siren, Archer, and Wrestler.
Afterwhich it lists off random pokemon like a sea cucumber, and shit.

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It's over

I figure Alola had to be terrible somehow because GF can't make entirely nice things

If that means boxing my starter because they're all hideously lame when fully evolved then it's a relatively small price to pay

>>27492423
Pokefucker detected. The maid seal is shit

>>27493298
This.

>>27491183
We all knew this was fake because it's actually an amazing design.

>>27492423
truth

>>27493311

Butthurt Balliofag detected.

I absolutely hated this design but now I know the real evos i'd much rather have this

>>27491183
This is so much better than the real one.

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>>27493187

>>27491183
The real Pinnister would never act like such a wimp.
This is merely Roothoot trying to deceive us.

>>27493966
>looks even more humanoid than the mermaid

Nah.

Requesting image of the previous batch of fake starter evos with the assassin owl and rapelio with all 3 stages and their megas.

The clean versions that the artist uploaded, please. Not the "leak" scans.

God forbid we have an elegant and feminine Pokemon, because "omg game freak is pandering to the furries, homosexuals, and women!"

Get over it. Entermaid is a beautiful design that perfectly encapsulates Game Freak's penchant for style and ingenuity.

Read a classic novel, go to an art museum, and meet people from different parts of the world, you uncultured, uneducated, unrefined edgy fucks.

>>27494260
t. A guy mad some people don't like the starters

Is the Wrestler Fire/Fighting, again? Or will it be Fire/Dark?

>>27493988
>gyms

no es fake

>>27493988
Although the Alola forms thing makes it seem real, I'm not quite sure yet.
He failed to mention the radical changes some of them went through. Only mentioning Markings and Colors. Not typings, stats, abilities and entire bodytypes changing makes this suspect

Wasnt there a leak that mentioned Ninetails Aloha form being Ice/Fairy or something? Wheres that?

Ballio's cool, wish it was since I hate the MErmaid so I'll have to go with Kitten McBigmittens.

But D.I. did manage to be the closest guess to what Rowlet would turn into.
Got the whole forest rouge thing right, the grass cloak, hoodie with dark face and ringed eyes..

>>27494382

While he's acting dramatic about it, he's right though.

>>27494637
Seeing at it's wrong because clowns are just as cultured and he's crying it all about edge:

Wouldn't the fact that they can appreciate a clown concepts mean they're more open and cultured than this hypocritical crying bitch?

It just puked bias and pompousness so fuck'em.

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WON'T STOP

BELIEVIN'

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>>27494260
The problem with an excessively, obviously feminine starter is

>87.5% male

>>27494260
Because its a starter, why the fuck would you choose a starter pokemon of all pokemon to say "Hey let's make this overly feminine but not female only!"

>>27495853

Not everyone is autistic enough to think this way.

Do we know the artist that came up with Ballio?

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>>27494260

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He's beauty
He's grace
He's fake as fuck ;-;

>>27495869
>i legitimately think average people would not think it's weird that a male grew overtly female features
>i'm not autistic tho

>>27491183
He's real. I feel it.

>>27494260
Literally tumblr

>>27494260
Check out this fucking loser.

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>>27495112
HOLD ON TO THE FEEEELIN'

>>27491183
At this point anything is possible, SM is completely off the rails (not necessarily in a good or bad way)

It's not like anyone outside of a minority of fan artists are going to draw male Entermaid, so I don't see what the fuss is about.

Why do people want this edge clown to be real?

>>27491183
I don't understand why people like this shit so much. It looks fucking ugly, hideous, terrifying and not at all like some sort of starter mon final evolution.

>>27496240
Because the potentially very real leaks have lowered everyones expectations that much.

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>>27496240
I want it because it combines a lot of neat motifs into a pretty cool and simple package
>clown
>seal
>strongman
>ningen
Even the upright posture makes it look kinda like an inflatable punching bag, and those are commonly designed with a clown on them

Also because literally anything would be better than that blatant furbait trash

>>27491183
Nothing about the starters has been confirmed yet, so sure, it's possible.

>but muh leaks

Nothing confirmed except the girl. Or do you still think Roothoot is real too because it was "confirmed" too?

>>27493122

but I like clowns

why do people hate it so much

I mean, asides from the phobia caused by spooky clowns in media

>>27496446
I feel the same way about furmaid

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Isn't Ballio getting supplexed in the "legit" Lucha Litten drawing?

>>27492272
And still not nearly as bad as the furbait

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>>27492423
Ballio was cool.

The owlssassin and My Mom's Jaguar could fuck right off though. Wrestlemania is so much better.

>>27498026

That looks more like a Machamp or Machoke.

>>27493806
furfag detected

>>27498026
That looks like Machoke.

>>27498083
Hrmm, the head looks like Ballio's though.

Don't let them see you cry old boy.

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>>27498117
But it's missing the hair, it's probably just a machoke.

>>27491183
This thing is abominable. Only faggot western kids with a desperate need to not see cute "gay" shit would like this juggalo assbaby.

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>>27498157

... Man, a lot of art got Pinnister really off model before his concept art got to be shown.

I much prefer this Pinni.

>>27498026
Machamp

>>27498072

Ebin. :^)

>>27491183
That ugly collar looking motherfucker? Fuck that, thank god. Trapmon forever.

>>27497846

No one mentioned it, butthurt baby

>>27496071

Is this the same weak argument you used against male Braixen?

Ballio got far more character than generic furbait Mon.
It makes me really sad.

>>27496967 (You)

>>27493122
>everyone hates the Joker

Actually I hate that little fucking clown nose seal but this one looks cool, if it's real then I'd know who to choose.

>>27498026
Taking a closer look, I see that it have 2 arms on one side, so it's probably 4 arms ala machamp

>>27498356
>Poppmaid
>generic
>lel furbait meme

Piss off

This is the worst looking piece of shit, you have to be Hoenn baby.

>>27498026
>This nigga smashing a Pikachu's face in with a fucking table

Jesus christ he's brutal, I love it.

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>>27494247

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>>27498951

>>27491183
Well I love ballio, but now the other one isn't probably that bad :) only the hairband stuff is shit. But still, fuck furfags.

>>27498353
At least Braixen isn't the final evo, the one you spend the most time with.

>>27491183
Popplio evolves into Mustachio, the mustache muscle sea lion.

>>27498026
>gunk shot

fairies are fucked if it hits harder than Infernape on the physical side.