This little kitten comes to you yesterday and tells you "Exeggutor's really a dragon bro, believe me."
Wat do?
>>27491143
D) stick penis in cat's mouth
Rape
Evolve him into a fire fighting
>>27491143
Go wrestling with him.
>>27491143
Me: "You're gonna evolve into another shitty biped, believe me.
>>27491143
Come right back to him and that tight ass of his. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>27491143
Train it for my awesome heel wrestler and enjoy the haters' salt
>>27491143
Lay on its back when it evolves so it's stays quadrupled
I would be questioning my own sanity