If you could travel back to January 2013 and tell your past self

>>27442201
Don't get too excited

Git gud

>>27442201
Don't stop playing pokemon because that asshole told you to, you'll just get back to it when he broke up

That Rosa is still the best girl

>>27442219
LONDON

>>27442201
"Invest serious stock in Nintendo when GO launches but pull out in about a week"

Cherish gen 5 while it lasts.

The niggers will only get angry when you shoot their kind. Recommended action is mass genocide.
Also Lucario is still shit.

>>27442201
Turn XP share off in XY

>>27442248
This
Play the Dream World every day and only reset for natures.

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>tfw Pokémon GO has brought people to this board who weren't even born in january 2013

>>27442201
Tell your parents to invest in Nintendo when it launches. A lot.

>>27442201
actually buy 3DS when my currency isn't so fucking shit

Hoenn comes back without a frontier. Don't worry its an okay game that gives so kuch character development to the older ones. Oh and Rayquaza is so powerful that it has its owmn fucking tier. You'll find out soon.
Also, gen 6 is gonna be rough. Its diamond and pearl all over again, but the generation doesn't get better. Don't worry though, America xomes to save the day again, there's a hawaii region that looks fucking amazing.

>>27442315
>just one thing

>>27442201
Cherish the Nintendo WFC because on 16 it will be gone forever. Use Wi-Fi Plaza a lot, try to use the Gen IV trade evolution glitch because it also be gone forever.

Also Hoenn will be confirmed on 2014 but don't get too excited.

>>27442347
16 months*

>>27442347
I dislike how Nintendo introduces all these things just to get rid of them in a couple years.

>>27442201
Invest all your money in Niantic/Nintendo. You'll get rich when Pokémon Go comes out.

There's a fucking Vic Viper beetle in gen 7.
Gen 6 is shit, don't fall for the 3D hype.
Stop procrastinating and get that fucking shiny level ball Ho-oh faggot.

>>27442201
Use an escape rope

>>27442238
Fucking this.

Don't buy Gen 6

>>27442248
Cherish /vp/ while it lasts. The XY anime and gen6 games will encourage a lot of niggers to post on /vp/

>>27442201
"There's a priority brave bird user--yes I fucking know I sound insane"

>>27442238
Anything else and you'd be stupid

>>27442201
Don't bother not looking at spoilers. You already know 95% of the pokemon in this game

DON'T SELL YOUR GAMES, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

>>27442248
>>27442270

THIS. I'm glad I found Dream World but I came close to the end. Also, try the Wifi Club more often.

>>27443068
>>27442201
Also this.

Stop wearing those pants, Soul Silver and Mario 64 DS will fall out of your pocket in the bus and you will never forgive yourself.

>all of this gen 5 worship

>>27443167
>this being new

Never start breeding pokemon for ivs, sun and moon will mildly fuck you over

>>27443186
>Defending BW

>>27443202
>implying IVs should even exist

>>27443203
>this being new

>Choose the frog

>>27443232
>chose the fox

>>27442201
Don't pick Chespin.

>>27442201
"There's this great squid Pokemon that turns upside-down when it evolves and it will be your new bro"

>>27443217
>Not liking gen 5 makes you new

>>27443261
>being surprised at gen 5 worship
That makes (you) new because you don't know what it's been like for the last 3/4 years

>>27443210
I never said they should, but putting 500+ hours into breeding in omega ruby alone and then hyper training allowing basically free 6iv pokemon (assuming bottle caps will be easy to get). I have incredibly mixed feelings about hyper training after wasting hours of my life :(

>>27442201
Never let that faggot who called himself your friend borrow your Black 2.

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The R/S remakes are dogshit don't get hyped. You also get a new pokegirl waifu in 2016 who would love to step on you and call you names.

Don't date Heather! She's a whore

In April of 2016 invest heavily in Nintendo stocks.

>>27443354
Dont forget the fact that you have to grind to level 100 to use HT, and Gen 7 goes back to using the curved Experience tables so grinding on the Elite 4 wont really work

>>27443292
I'm not surprised by it though

>>27443136
Ouch

>>27443241
This

Or "Charizard is OU now", just to see my reaction

Put the game down and work out or you will gain 20 kilograms over the next 3 years

>>27443354
>>27443505
I think it will be mildy expensive, so that it's used mostly on pokémon that already have 4-5 perfect IV you get through breeding

Get her before she dates that emo asshole, Pokemon can wait until XY releases

Shit up the threads on /vp/ with badly drawn renditions of future Pokemon and predictions and live as a leaker God

>>27442238
>nintendo

No its niantic you wanna take

>>27443612
No they both went up

>>27442201
That they'll remake Ruby/Sapphire but they'll be disappointments, but at least May is still the best girl 7 gens in.

>>27442201
I thought the side-ties of her bikini bottom were Luvdiscs.
I'm disappointed now..

>>27442201
invest in Nintendo/Niantic, wait for the stocks to spike and sell everything

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>>27442201
Embrace the frog