ITT: We create new megas. No overpowered shit please. I will

>Ability: Trojan
>Porygon-Z swaps places with one of your opponent's Pokemon for the duration of the battle, both Pokemon will not listen to orders once swapped.

>>27439455
>No overpowered shit
>The opponent Pokemon cannot mega evolve
Nice start

>>27440117
Thats a nice one desu... You can mega evolve when their tank is out and have a punching bag at your disposal
It also has counter play by switching to a useless guy

Tentaquil Mega

Bug/Psychic

(Fuck yo stats)

Ability: Immunity

>>27440181
>implying it's better than it's normal abilities

>Mega Porygon-ZX
Normal/Electric
85/80/70/135/75/90
85/80/125/150/125/70
Levitate

>Mega Porygon-ZY
Normal
85/90/80/165/100/115
Conversion-Z: Changes type to match the first two moves it knows

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Mega Shuckle
Bug/Steel
Iron Barbs
20
64 (+54)
255 (+25)
10
255 (+25)
1 (-4)

I feel like he might need regenerator but I'm not sure how necessary/overpowered that would be.

mega missingno.

floods your 3ds with porn and moaning noises to make your mom go, "WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT" and she grabs it from you and smacks you for jerkin your little dingdong.

Stats:
HP: Hentai Pounding
Attack: Ass porn
Defense: Dicks
Sp.Attack: idk i give up with this post.

>>27440853
This is some finely crafted bait.

>>27440853
>being this underage

>>27440963
Im 26 but ok no mega missingno for you

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Mega mew (I like the design, shut up)

HP:100
ATK:130 (+30)
DEF:100
SPA:130 (+30)
SPD:100
SPE:140 (+40)

Ability: Protean

I think it makes sense thematicaly for her to have protean, and GF would most likely do this stat spread if they went for an offensive mew. A defensive one would alternatively just get the same boosts but 40 to HP and 30 to both others.

>>27441416
>her

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>>27441451
Sorry, it slipped. I find mew femenine in design but I almost always refere to it by "it".

>>27441416
>Mega
>40 to HP

>>27441492
I'm asuming the theory zygarde proves HP can now change between forms in battle. If not then just 40 to defenses and 20 to speed.

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>mega rattata
>all around base stats of 100

>ability: percentage boost
>all stats multiplied by how many ratattas are in your party

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>>27439455
Mega Exploud

Normal

104 (+0)
91 (+20)
63 (+30)
91 (+20)
73 (+25)
68 (+0)

Ability: White Noise
>basically Soundproof but affects ally pokemon as well as long as M-Exploud is out

>>27439455
>Ability: protean because conversion

Mega Weavile:
Ability: Tough Claws/Technician/Refrigerate (all work)
HP-70
ATK-170 (+50)
DEF-75 (+10)
SPA-45
SPD-95 (+10)
SPE-155 (+30)

So? too OP?

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>>27441593
meant to use this pic, I don't know how I mixed them up...

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>>27441593
>>27441620

>170 base attack refrigerate fake out
Holy shit.

>>27440853
>not claiming your pants fell down because the 3ds got a virus