This guy is the 2nd heaviest non-mega Pokemon. He outweighs Wailord,

Lots of mud.

>>27428938
It's actually about the average weight for a Clydesdale horse.

Big horse cock.

I need more gay porn of this mon.

>>27428967
True

>>27428967
This.

For once they actually based the weight off of the animal or object used in the design.

>>27428967
Pokedex update with accurate Pokemon weight when?

>>27428967
>ground type
>not named claydesdale
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are avalugg and steelix so light anyway?

>>27429002
They are living things

>>27429012
what

>>27429012
They're light for living things.
I mean, there are bulls that are almost 3000lbs.
How the fuck are there no Pokemon heavier than a fully grown Holstein-Friesian bull?

>>27428938
Black bull.

Weighed down by the weight of its own cock.

>>27429012
Even if steelix is fleshy on the inside that's still 20 feet + of steel plating that somehow only weighs 400 kg

>>27429084
>fleshy on the inside
That sounds lewd

How come Wailord is so light?
Well, how do you weigh an animal? you get it on a fucking scale
And making a scale big enough for an average wailord would be really difficult
so probably, the 877lbs would be among the smallest wailords ever found

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>>27428972
Sure thing, buddy.

>>27429261

>How come Wailord is so light?

It's a blimp.

>>27428938
Because pokemon weights are fucking retarded and they bother my autism so much that I prefer just not to look at them.

>>27429303
I know the meme, but it really isn't
The only thing about wailord that implies it's a blimp is it's weight-size ratio, and the shape, but the shape looks a lot more like a submarine than a blimp
besides, it's water type, and found in the ocean

It's not a bllimp, it's a sub

>>27428994
Clodsdale is even better

>>27429350
Anon, he is the float whale pokémon.

>>27429084
And it probably isn't since it's only in the Mineral egg group.

>>27429378
So? he can float on water
And don't tell me that it floats in-battle, cause Goldeen does too

Pro Blimp
>Float whale (float through air)
>really fucking light

Pro Submarine
>water type
>Whale
>found explicitly in the ocean
>dex never says anything about flying, but keeps mention diving and swimming
>more shaped like a submarine than blimp
>known for moves like dive and surf, not for flying

>>27429294
I'm annoyed that horses have so ugly faces in even anthro art that I never really can find it hot

Blimp wailord

bounce is basically fly

>>27430414
you do know that whales are known for jumping out of the water right?
and have you ever seen a blimp jump off of the ground like one does with bounce? Bounce is also the only flying move it learns

you've got 3 points (all of which are topics of discussion) for saying it's a blimp, while there's 6 for saying it's a submarine

>>27428967
Huh.
Is it the dick?

>>27428938
Grass Knot's gonna hurt.

Grass Knot 1HKO

>>27428986
I wish. They will probably never do it because of weight based moves. Which are useless to begin with. They are good for coverage but would be just as good with a set damage.