Pokemon Go horror stories? >leave my phone for an hour >come

>>27424389
How did they get your password?

I ran into two hobos banging under a pier

>Pikachu in my area
>run to get him
>fall down
>twisted ankle
>Pika run away

>>27424389

>See dead pupper in the road
>Cubone spawns nearby

>leave my phone for an hour

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>>27424112

>>27424480
>>27422686
Whoops

>>27424454
2 spooky m8.

>>27424407
I had the password saved. I'd just purchased loads of incense for my bedridden little sister.

>>27424552
You a dummy for spending money in the game.

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>chillin at a steakhouse
>motherfucking medium rare in this bitch
>tauros spawns by me
>mfw this game is trying to make me go vegan

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>lying in bed at 1am
>see a Pokestop near me is lured
>drive down there to check it out
>car comes out from behind the church
>I drive away
>car follows me for several miles
>finally lose the guy in a Walmart parking lot
>drive around a bit, then go home

>>27424810
they just wanted some succ

>>27424437
ok
why didn't you join them faggot

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>>27424389
>spend hours walking around my neighborhood
>nothing but garbage Pokemon
>sit outside to eat outside at shopping center I walked to
>battery at 1%
>Pikachu spawns right on top of me
>tap on him and go into battle
>throw pokeball
>phone dies
Still haven't seen a Pikachu since.

Aside from the spastic people that try to force social interaction just because we're playing the same game that millions of other people are playing, I've had a dandy time with the game.

>>27424937
>someone tries to be nice and social with a fellow pokemon player
>anon goes full autismo and gets ignored later/just goes full fedora on their face
>"f-f-fucking s-spastics I didn't even want to t-talk to them anyways"

>spent 99c on Pokecoins

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

>>27424389
That's sad if true

>>27424389
>go to Blizzard Beach at Disney
>Park has tons of Pokestops and fittingly Magikarps
>Night before I hatched a 10 km egg that gave me a Dratini at level 8
>Has 24 Dratini candies
>Go around the park and find a wild fucking Dratini on radar
>search entire fucking park for it, even getting to the highest point
>go under the mountain
>lose signal and it's gone
>same day, find a wild Snorlax late at night
>don't live in the city so it's a rare sight
>it also gets away
>days later, my bro is driving around
>spot a fucking wild dragonair
>bro drives past it and a gym of team instinct (no one attacks it and I could have put my Pokemon there for Pokecoins) so he can talk to some whore he wants to date, but will eventually break up with
>find a Chaney today around the same area
>you know the drill
Is there good way I can kill myself?

>>27424389
>leaving your phone at all
What are you, stupid?

>>27424389
Call the whoever company and get it refunded.

If you ever spend a bunch of cash on a phone game, you can totally get it refunded this way.

>be fat
>walk down the street with game
>every car that passes screams "PEEEEEEEG!"

>>27424492
10/10 thread.

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>install game
>go outside
>see black people

>>27425250
Honestly, I think it's sad you went to Disneyland and spent the entire time on your phone. You can play this game any time, man.

"Wow, Anon, you went to Disneyland? What was it like?"
"I don't know but I got a cool Raticate!"

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>>27425441
>lememe

Someone threw a cup of water at my mom.

>>27425059
>wanting to talk to a bunch of sweaty fat nerds

no thanks

>go to the park to play
>some guy lose him wallet

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>>27425541
Black people aren't a meme; they actually exist in some places. Kinda spooky when you think about it.

There's this Mexican gang that hangs out less than a block away from me. I pass by them all the time on night walks. We acknowledge each other but usually nothing more.

> walk by a few days ago
> notice two of them are missing
> head-nod but nothing back
> get a block down and hear a few voices
> decide it's the two dudes and go ready a hello
> random couple instead
> just as I'm about to continue on, the guys I was looking out for appear behind me and whisper
"Yo man, did you know that if you name your eevees Rainer, Pyro, and Sparky that the eeveelutions aren't random?"

After the initial jump scare I show them that it's no longer accurate. They nearly pulled a knife on me right then and there and I booked it.

>>27424625
its so his sister can catch Pokemon cause he's a caring older brother your a faggot

>outside having a smoke break
>check what's around, onix nearby, but can't leave work to go catch it
>see some dude walking down the street, probably trying to find the onix
>hear "ONIX YOU FUCKING NIGGER" and the sound of plastic hitting concrete as I walk in the store

Strangest thing I've seen aside grognards awkwardly skirting around pokestops I've thrown lures at.

>>27426426
>What's the souces on the pic

>>27425673

Do you realize where you are?

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>>27426483

>>27424862
Because the pier is where stuff like teenage love happens, getting your first kiss, not two hobos banging each other for some heroin!

>>27425482
It's not like I didn't go on anything or that it's a vacation. It's an hour drive there.

>>27426866
It's always sunny when you have a (you)

>wake up
>tangela in bed
>run out of balls
>spend 1$ for balls
>catch tangela

>>27425274
truth.

a friends little brother spent like 500$ on clash of clans while he was at work one day.

got it refunded, deleted app, beat brother.

>go to local gym because I noticed some kids took it and made it yellow and they have 3 guys in there
>training it up
>last victory before I can put something good in to lock it down
>prestige went down
>look up, some fucking guido son of a bitch with his 2 kids and pregnant wife standing there
>literally only HE has a phone out
>they've been standing there for like 10 minutes in the glaring sun waiting for dad to stop being such a monumental fuck up
>oh hell no.jpg
>train it up until he runs out of potions and leaves with his tail between his legs

You're a fucking DAD, get your shit together and do fun stuff with your kids don't just drag them out on strolls.

Guy in our neighborhood flipped his car trying to catch a weedle. A fucking weedle.

>be standing outside train station waiting for a ride home
>idling on Pokemon Go
>guy comes up and asks to borrow my phone to make a call
>oh fuck
>he offers to put it on loudspeaker and have me hold it
>sounds fair enough
>guy on the other end answers
>dude in front of me just starts screaming down the phone asking where the fuck is friend is
>he just got out of prison and the person on the other end of the phone was supposed to pick him up and bring him clothes
>tells me to hang up and asks to call another number
>this guy is not to be fucked with so I do it
>he calls his mother and basically screams the exact same thing, calls his mother a bitch, whore, cunt, you name it
>just storms off leaving me with the phone
>I hang up and block the numbers he called

Was it rape?

>tfw your house is a Pokestop
>tfw shady characters now lurk around your place 24/7

>>27424389
I would have just taken your phone.

>at the mall, gym right located at the carousel
>taking it over for team mystic
>sitting at a table at the food court
>all of a sudden a little black kid with an afro sits right across from me
>take over gym, notice there's a seaking at the gym now
>ask if it's his
>he nods his head "yes" and then asks if I'm mad at him
>say no and that I'm also team mystic and the Vaporeon is mine
>kid looks relieved
>get up to leave
>fucking black kid follows me around the mall for the next 30 minutes til I finally leave, doesn't say another word to me