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FACTS
-Small breasted women exist. Flat chest doesnt mean prepubescent girl.
-"Selene" have small breats, but still uses bra, so isn't a little girl.
-They wear such clothes because Alola is fucking hot (this is said in Nintendo Treehouse), and these clothes obviously make them look young (customization does wonders, just compare Serena's clothes).
-Calem and Serena were over 16 years old (because Emma were 16 acording to Xerosic data and refers us like olders).
-SM website says Hau has same age as protags.
-Hau's body is same size as the Calem and Serena's. Yes, it is. Just see pic related, poke ball are huge in Brendan/May hands (12 years old), but are so small in Calem and Serena hands. If you arent blind, you can see that its the same case with Hau and his poke ball. So Hau body size = Calem body size
-Sequel protagonist have same age as his predecessor (Gold 11 like Red, Nate 14 like Hilbert)
Conclusion
-Hau, "Elio" and "Selene" actually were 17 years old, like Calem and Serena.
Red and Blue = 11 years old (Pokemon Red and Blue game manual)
Ethan and Lyra in = 11 years old (Red/Blue's age)
Brendan and May = 12 years old (Pokenav Plus info)
Lucas and Dawn = 11/10 years old? (Pokedex reveals that they are smaller than Ethan/Lyra)
Hilbert and Hilda = 14 years old (Famitsu info)
Nate and Rosa = 14 years old (Hilbert/Hilda's age)
Calem and Serena = 17 years old (deduction according to Xerosic data)
"Elio" and "Selene" = 17 years old (deduction according Red-Ethan and Hilber-Nate relation and Hau's body)
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Dedicated to these retards
>>27415188
>>27415205
>>27415066
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>>27417518
want a smoothie with that autism?
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Here we go again with the loli experts
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>>27417518
>>27417547
>Being this autistic
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>>27417518
Unf, Serena has sexy arms.
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You know this does make a lot of sense. Pokeball size never changes, and the trainer models in battle ARE the cutscene models, which is the scale SM has adopted. OP likelyeans Kalos Confirmed, and I actually agree with this insanity.
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>>27417910
The only non-autistic post here.
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>>27417518
you don't have to justify anything to us anon, we know you're special
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>>27417518
>>27417547
THIS IS WHY I LOVE /VP/ OH FUCK YES!!!!
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>>27417518
>/vp/ - Teen Growth Professionals
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Holy fuck literally who cares
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I can't be bothered to read all that. Are you just trying to justify liking lolicon or something?
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Age is just a number
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>>27420932
Maybe he is, I guess you won't know until you read it.
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>>27420932
Yes.
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>>27417518
Red/Leaf is 13 or 14 years, since Pokémon Gold and Silver take place 2 or 3 years after Pokémon Red, Blue and Green.
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>>27420971
>>27420932
whats wrong with you guys
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>>27421173
Are you fucking retarded...? Age in their games, disgusting dumb
In SM pokémon world should be 2016, like 2013 in XY, 2012 in BW2, 2010 in BW, 1999 in GS and 1996 in RGB. Always match pokemon world year and real world year, except DPPT and RSE, they have confirmed that happen parallel to GSC and RGB.
Year 2016
Red 31
Ethan 28
Brendan 32/31
Lucas 28/27
Hilbert 20
Nate 18
Calm 20
Elio 17
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>>27417518
you just want to fuck her anon. Stop creating an elaborate moral framework so you can justify the desire within your culture. It's a cartoon (not real), fap to it.
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>>27421609
Tell that to the UN
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>>27421639
UN can suck my shaft. It's one of the most retarded things in western culture, it's one of the reasons I moved to an eastern culture.
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>>27417518
how autistic can you get senpai
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Red and Blue = 14 years old
Ethan and Lyra = 13 years old
Brendan and May = 13 years old
Lucas and Dawn = 13 years old
Hilbert and Hilda = 12 years old
Nate and Rosa = 12 years old
Calem and Serena = 14 years old
"Elio" and "Selene" (unofficial names) = 12 years old
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>>27422526
Red and Blue = 13 years old
Ethan and Lyra = 12 years old
Brendan and May = 12 years old
Lucas and Dawn = 12 years old
Hilbert and Hilda = 11 years old
Nate and Rosa = 11 years old
Calem and Serena = 13 years old
"Elio" and "Selene" (unofficial names) = 11 years old
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>>27420971
fuck off pomf
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just admit you want to fuck little girls op. who doesnt?
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>>27422548
Red and Blue = 13 years old
Ethan and Lyra = 12 years old
Brendan and May = 15 years old
Lucas and Dawn = 12 years old
Hilbert and Hilda = ?? years old
Nate and Rosa = ?? years old
Calem and Serena = 17 years old
"Elio" and "Selene" (unofficial names/or at that's, what you believe) = ?? years old
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