>tfw no dolphin Pokemon >tfw no plesiosaur Pokemon >tfw

>>27415635
>what is Lanturn?
>what is Sharpedo?
>what is Bonsly?
>what is Pansage?
>what is Greninja?
>what is Mantine?
>what is Shuppet?

>>27415673
lol

An anglerfish
A shark
A fake sapling
A grass monkey
A ninja frog
A stingray (or something similar)
A sheet ghost

>>27415635
>dophin Pokemon
There will never be a dolphin Pokemon. Japan will never do sympathetic depiction of dolphins because it threatens their fishing industry.

>Lapras
>why would you even want the next four
>Garchomp
>Combusken

>>27415635
>tfw no plesiosaur Pokemon
What's Lapras then?

>>27415673
The fuck man

>>27415700
>Pokemon can't be based on multiple things

>>27415708
>>27415701
Lapras is Loch Ness

>>27415721
>implying any of those pokemon are inspired by any of those things

>>27415744

The lochness monster IS a plesiosaur you fucking dipshit

>>27415746
you can't always get what you want

>>27415673
How does Greninja = Toy soldier?

>>27415673
>what is Sharpedo?
You could have just said Lapras.
>>27415635
I've had an idea for a moss Pokemon that's a three stage line based on swamp monsters and peat moss. Grass/Ghost, with the final evo being humanoid, but entirely vegetal, like Tangrowth.

First one in the line would be named something like Peateat. Then Bognum and Mosstruss.

>>27415823
>You could have just said Lapras.
I could have but it didn't come to my mind. I didn't want to waste more than 30 seconds. I guess I'll leave shitposting to the pros.

>>27415635
>no dolphin Pokemon
Kyogre
Yes, orcas are dolphins

>>27415767
Loch Ness is a cryptid whose existence is not proven. Plesiosaurs are extinct marine reptiles. Also Lapras' English name was going to be Ness, not Plesio

>>27415673
>condom
>shuppet
Glorious.

>>27415883
>implying names mean anything
I guess eelectross is an eel now and kricketune is a cricket.

>>27415883

So is the fucking yeti, but for all intents and purposes it's just a big ape. Just like how the lochness monster is a plesiosaur. They look exactly the same. How are you this fucking stupid

>>27415952
>>27415922
If I say Lapras is a plesiosaur will you stop throwing your binkey on the floor?

>>27415635
Kyogre
Lapras
Shiftry
Tangrowth
Golett
Vikavolt
Rotom

>>27416069

It's frustrating to deal with retards. I guess as a retard you wouldn't understand.

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>>27416170
>>27415869
Does this REALLY look like a dolphin to you people?

>>27416223
Yes. It looks like an orca.

>>27415635
Idiot.
>kadabra
>axew
>steelix
>ditto
>lumineon
>yungoose

>>27415701
wailmer is a thing

>>27415883
You're an idiot.