move to Japan
Florida's a dangerous place.
>>27402962
I suspect if the GO thing manages to stay mainstream for another month or two that sort of stuff may re-appear.
>>27402962
>pokemon on private property arent your
what? fuck that im going to be the very best and im gonna catch whatever wherever i want
>>27402962
>train
>>27403185
Hope you enjoy getting lead shot in your gut.
>>27402962
>(or what)
>>27403216
You can't catch 'em all if you can't risk it all
>"Don't walk in the street, you'll get hit."
And how am I supposed to cross the street? By flying?
>"Pokemon on private property are not yours to catch, leave them alone!"
Fuck you!
>"Don't Train and Drive!"
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
>"It is safer to play in groups, and it's more fun, too. Play with a buddy."
What about people that have no buddies?
>>27404789
There's a difference between crossing the street and walking through the middle of it staring at a phone.
>>27404789
>And how am I supposed to cross the street? By flying?
By using the crosswalk, dipshit.
>Fuck you!
Enjoy a face full of bullets.
>Thanks, Captain Obvious.
You'd be surprised how dumb people are.
>What about people that have no buddies?
Stay home and spoof, let the people who belong outside play outside while losers like you stay in.Try making a friend anon.
>>27404843
They should mention the phone part.
>>27402962
>Actually bothered to shop the Officer Jenny image with the city police badge
Nice.
>>27402962
They had Pokemon Spaghetti-O's like, a decade ago
There was a minor re-surge in Pokemon-related foods during gen 4, but it's been pretty barren since. Given how big Go is, I half-expect a big promotional push for SM.
>>27402962
I forgot how Officer Jenny used to be hot in her first design.
>>27405185
I remember getting gen 4 kraft mac n cheese but I can't remember any other foods.
>>27405185
They really should've tried to release sun and moon just a bit after ago.
The whole go hype might not last enough on its current state until sun and moon release.