you know how this shit works already
>i play through pokemon eternal x while providing jarring commentary in an attempt to be humorous
>catch first pokemon on route
>pokemon that faint are dead and are boxed forever
>when i come to a descision (name, gender, appearance, nickname etc.) i'll ask for an end digit (or dubs), say 7 - you niggers post your suggestions and the first post which has a 7 on the end of it is winrar
LAST TIME
>we fought tierno and ginger fuccboi and managed to survive corphuck yourself and other niggery mons
>we found a teddiursa and named it barney
>thats it thats all we did i think
WHILE I WAS AWAY
>VIGOROUS TRAINING SO THAT THESE FUCKING THREADS DON'T LAG ON FOR 40 THOUSAND HOURS
THIS TIME
>we press onwards in the hopes that we reach gym 2 before hiro merges /vp/ with /trash/
>>27387958
fuck i always think there's something here
at least i got a tiny mushroom and persim berry out of it
>>27388006
>current year
>modern technology can't record a region the size of france
that's it i'm installing prinplux
>>27388034
7 names birb
>>27388056
;_;7
>>27388056
DICKS
>>27388056
OG Bravebird
>>27388056
S3XTRASH
>>27388056
fletchling
>>27388167
fitting
>>27388167
Winrar
>>27388056
Marzo
>>27388167
winner but it was transferred to my dead box
not like i'm gonna use it anyway lmao
now i'm up against some rising star bitch who thinks she's hot shit because she has a dragon
>>27388216
doesn't she know that burger beats dragon
>>27388216
S3XLORD must live; don't kill him in the upcoming gym
>>27388234
pathetic little moleman thinks he can go up against S3XLORD, the omnigender transcendentkin from the right side of history where gary johnson wins
>>27388261
i got bad news for you filthy moleman, you can't
social justice always wins because it's the CURRENT YEAR
check your privilege ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthe joke is that snails are hermaphrodites
>>27388298
do you know how memey it would be to shit on the entire game with a contrary superpower malamar nicknamed SUPER BLOOPER or some shit
>>27388320
violin buggo needs a jojo stand and someone who is more autistic than i am needs to get on that right now
>>27388320
You k?
>>27388360
this thing has ominous wind and i'm trying to beat it out with mud bomb which is not proving to be effective
>>27388362
absolutely fine
just a little bit of the 'tism is all *tip*
>>27388391
but then i remember that pupper has crunch so that was completely pointless
>>27388409
i didn't know they made shoes for machop
>>27388425
so determined to find out about a mechanic he won't even be able to use until the postgame :^)
>>27388476
keknea
6 names it
>>27388506
S3XKEK
>>27388533
Double Dubs woop!
>>27388506
spikedude
Blossom ^-^
>>27388506
Cactar.
>>27388506
name it whatever you want, op
>>27388506
Jared 2
>>27388760
Re-roll.
>>27388779
Roll
>>27388760
Roll
>>27388506
James
>>27388760
Rolling
>>27388760
ROLL AGAIN
>>27388506
Ravine
>>27388506
cuckold
>>27388865
Roll
>>27388760
Jared Fogle
>>27388865
Roooooll
>>27388506
Commander Kirk
>>27388881
Roll
Moboss
>>27388865
One more time.
>>27388506
JARED 2
>>27388506
Jesus Christ...
Jared 2.0
Raj Feldgoe
>>27388956
WINRAR
>>27388956
who
>>27388956
Fucking finally. Terrible tho.
>>27389001
anagram of the dearly departed
>>27389048
YOU FUCKINGhere have a rosen reaction pic specially crafted in gimp
>>27389003
why is there a grill in my thread
i thought /vp/ had a strict no-3DPDgirl policy strictly enforced by the manchildren and low-functioning autists that post here
>>27388956
Mah nigga
>>27389087
once again thank you healing lady for making a shitty part of the game a little less shit
>>27389087
ASHLEY IS ORIGINALLY A MALE NAME! IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL STOP TRIGGERING ME!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27389103
3 names it
if i see a jared nickname win i am going to circumcise myself on stream and then eat my own foreskin
>>27389151
Footdong
>>27389151
Jared 2.0
>>27389151
Cosby
>>27389151
B1TCH
>>27389151
erect
>>27389151
SHlTLORD
>>27389191
Roll
>>27389151
Rolling over and over for the same name is a bit boring.
So how about Mushi
>>27389151
Baby Fondler
>>27389151
Footdong
Cumin
>>27389151
notJARED
>>27389151
Decay
>>27389244
Rerolling
>>27389151
CookAnime
Guzzler
>>27389151
Fiddle
>>27389273
WINRAR
>>27389273
Hey, finally.
>>27389273
we have a winner
>>27389244
>>27389277
fiddle diddle
riddle diddle
>>27389311
nigger i've been pulling charizards on sissies like you since before you were even a twinkle in old masuda's eye
>>27389463
snail beats dog
this is an undisputed fact both in pokemon and real life
>>27389488
But salt beats snail
>>27389488
watchog should be removed from existence
good thing violin buggo is the mon for the job
>>27389543
gulpin and swalot were also a mistake
>>27389580
DELET THIS
>>27389580
she had an electrike and liepard but pupper knocked them out in one shot
violin buggo tried to learn x-scissor but i declined because technician bug bite is stronger
>>27389626
fuck the grunts cteamed me
>>27389660
it keeps happening
>>27389626
>>27389660
>>27389680
Someone will die.Dubs confirms.
>>27389680
well shit
NTRviewer has stopped working for some reason so now i can't cap
FUCK
>>27389696
>>27389756
It was this thread :^)
dicks out for op
>>27389756
no wait it's working again
>>27389800
ok what do we go for
tyronesaurus or suspiciously MLP-esque diplodocus
0 decides
>>27389831
Sail Fossil
>>27389831
/mlp/
>>27389831
TREX
If trips, name it Tyrone
>>27389831
Rex
Sail Fossil
>>27389881
Slow thread dead
>>27389831
Name it Puss Jesus
>>27389910
10/10 can't read. Sail.
>>27389910
we haven't gotten onto that part yet you silly sausage
>>27389919
Rex4Lyfe
choose sail
>>27389930
Finally. Should have been Sail.
>>27389918
Oh, fuck me. Get a Trex, I guess.
>>27389930
Fun fact: despite tough competition /mlp/ is and always will be the most autistic board that this site has ever had, with /vp/ of course coming a close second
MORE SNAILS
TEAM NAME: SNAIL TRAIL
PICK SNAIL
>>27389991
>forgetting about /trash/
>>27389995
i back this
fish!
>>27390011
nobody goes for generic and yet autistically saturated garbage when you have pristine shit
besides /trash/ has mlp clop/vore threads by the fuckload
>>27390060
or do they last i checked they did but i'm not autistic enough to go back
also 8 names tyrone
>>27390079
Legend
>>27390079
Colossus
>>27390079
big nose
>>27390079
Tyrone
>>27390079
Lassie
>>27390079
I <3 Gulpin
>>27390181
Roll
>>27390079
DinoCummies
>>27390079
Autism
Fluttershy
>>27390079
YiffManiac
>>27390131
Roll
>>27390079
MLPSpike
Rainbow Dash
>>27390079
AshCatchCum
>>27390267
Reroll
Jared
>>27390079
InAJar(ed)
Fruity
>>27390287
Reroll I'm not giving up on this one
Jared 2.0
>>27390287
RE ROLL FOR THIS :)
Subway man
>>27390103
Roll
>>27390079
Davis
RetardLMAO
>>27390328
All that for nothing.
>>27390328
goodbye teddiursa, hello davis
it even comes with free entry hazards, what's not to like?
>>27390355
hello 'we just changed this to tri attack so amaura could have a niche'
this should've stayed earthquake
>>27390380
hello free magikarp
>>27387958
I was the anon who got the name for the bear the original one where are the 3's so change barney's name
dont get a magikarp, wait for good rod
>>27390422
Get a luvdisk and train him
>>27390422
and now for more route 8 trainers
>>27390427
sorry friendo, didn't fit :^/
>>27390470
you better get a luvdisc
>>27390470
what thrilling tales of debauchery will these two get up to?
>>27390506
things that will never be revealed or discussed
as you can see this trainer seems a little 'concerned'
>>27390534
>1HP from gyro ball
kek
>>27390564
and now cyllage city
BUT FIRST, we need to choose a bike colour
1 decides
>>27390651
Mellow Yellow
>>27390651
yellow
>>27390651
Green
>>27390651
#greenbikesmatter
>>27390666
Hi Satan
>>27390666
Let's roll to keep the trips alive.
>>27390651
Green
>>27390684
No rood pls. That's my dad's name.
We need the Yellow.
>>27390651
Why does this always take 12 years? Just get a 1 for Yellow.
>>27390651
Yellow
>>27390715
reroll
green maybe?
>>27390731
it was like having to choose between jill stein and gary johnson
you just wish there was a third option
>>27390750
gonna grind on this route, found a golett
5 names it
>>27390778
Colossus
>>27390651
Yellow and you must refer to it as the piss mobile
>>27390778
Charizard
>>27390778
Manlett
>>27390778
daddy
>>27390778
Name it Autonomous.
>>27390778
LongJohnson
>>27390835
winrar
>>27390800
i can live with that
>>27390862
is this the fabled mememan that i've heard spooky stories about on /r/4chan?
>>27390891
you're not a real psychic you fucking MEMER
>>27390905
l-lewd
>>27390944
AYE LADDIE
IT'S TIME
>>27390984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
SCOTLAND FOREVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxJxtQiU9U
>>27390984
Moustache
>>27391010
Get ready for it to carry your team.
>>27391098
oh i am
anyways i'm gonna cut this thread short again, i don't have the capability to pull an all-nighter
but remember: always buy dusk balls as if they're going out of fashion especially if they're readily available