http://kotaku.com/the-internet-reac ts-to-pokemon-gos-team-l

>>27357786
Blanche is Elsa
Spark is Len Kagamine
Candela is ?

>>27357786
>Candela is the hot lesbian in a romantic relationship with Blanche
>Blanche is a BADASS non-binary who is cool and commanding
First don't ever link kotaku. Second where are these people pulling this info from their ass?

>>27357786
>caring about internet news websites
Completely ridiculous.

Valor is best team and has best leader. Sparky's definitely better than Blanche though.

>>27357786
Instinct for life i don't care about those shitty leaders, all i care about is motherfucking Zapdos

I love watching them sperg out over the most minor shit. The embedded social media posts in the verge article are fucking loony:
>Valor: hot lesbian
>Mystic: beautiful NB
>Instinct: VAPELORD™™™

How is it possible to show this little self-awareness?

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>>27357786

>Linking directly to Kotaku and the Verge.

Jesus Christ OP.

http://archive.is/AQCrt
http://archive.is/WIYNv

>>27357786
DELET THIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>27357867
>LOL SPARK IS SO DUMB HE'S WEARING LEATHER PANTS TO HUNT POKEMON!
>both of the other leaders wear tights and one wears heels
I'm so glad I chose Instinct.

>>27357786
I don't even care about the shit twitter and co. is up to anymore. I'm just apethetic, not even things like automatically deciding they're lesbains b/c muh representation triggers my autism anymore. It's just, who gives a shit. Kotaku is still completely retarded, and water is still wet. I can't get mad at this.

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Spark is like the only one that looks like he understands that catching Pokemon is just a chill fun little side hobby, and of course tumblr/twitterbabies shit on him like hes the worst one or a big memer.

Seriously, hats to you if you picked him before his art got revealed.

>>27357959
>implying they hunt pokemon themselves.

>Tumblr hates my team
I knew it was the right choice

>more cute yuri fanart
I don't see the problem

>Having to rely on the opinions of others in choosing your team

Instinct is truly a team of autists.

They hate him because he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE. If he was black they would be all over him.

>>27357786
>Writer is called Jacob
oy vey, white male is so lame and obviously the worst!
Every time.

when can we change teams??

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>>27358044
>implying everyone hadn't already chosen their team by the time the art came out
I chose Instinct because the guy didn't sound like an autistic sperg or edgelord when he was talking about Pokemon. Seriously, he's a fucking bro.

>>27357786
Didn't you hear? Everyone's gay now.
>>>/y/2302691
>>>/y/2302636

>>27358110
Hopefully never, it's more fun this way

>>27358152
they should let us change team at least 1 time, mabe at lvl 20, or at least at 40

>>27358169
Nah, just stick with what you got. Which team are in btw?

>>27358169
Why would you want to change teams? Are you really that insecure of being lumped with false sterotypes?

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I like the fun, goofy bro personality that's been assigned to my leader a lot more than the tryhard 2cool4school edgemaster personalities the internet is projecting on the other two desu

>>27358191
*you

>>27358211
Who are those other two?

>Spark triggers the SJWs
so Instict confirmed for best team?

>>27358230
PCs

>>27358230
the trainers duh

>>27358191
>>27358201

i dont want to change my team, but in the future could be fun if they add some more
>want a green team

i'm at Valor tho

In real life I've only heard people wanting to change to Instinct after this reveal though

>>27358230
Candela and Blanche.

>>27358239
They love him though, because he's quirky
>>27358271
kek

>>27358261
i'm sure that if they reveal the character before, everyone go for Instinct

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>>27357786
>tweets by tumblrinas

Those cucks will be gone in a week anyway

>Zapdos best bird
>A team focused on breeding? Breeding's practically all I do once the main story's over with
On top of everything we get Spark too, who I don't get all the hate over. Out of the three designs Blanche is my least favorite, and even that one'll likely grow on me.

>>27357786
>https://mobile.twitter.com/notquitefrodo/status/757329637848461316
>tumblrfaggot shitting on Spark cause he's white
>describing him as offensive, dumb and anti-PC
>Instinct member asks him to stop
>tumblrfaggot says it's his fault for being on yellow
Great, all Instinct members are gonna be associated as "cis scum"

I'm not even on Yellow, I'm on Red and I'm still mad

>>27357827
Headcanon

>>27358359

Yellow seems to be the /pol/ team right now

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>>27357786

Why are people so triggered by everything the yellow team does? Apparently we aren't as irrelevant as people make it seem....

>>27358359
>Great, all Instinct members are gonna be associated as "cis scum"
But that's perfect. Keeps the Tumblr, Red.dit, and other retards out, leaving people who don't sit around on the computer all day and 4chan.

>>27358426
>Still posting that Image of the one decent player that mistakenly picked yellow.

>>27358461
>tfw my city is majority yellow

Instinct or extinct

>>27358359
On the plus side, these idiots seem to be a minority, and for once, they're not a vocal one. Hell, looking on tumblr, even THEY seem to like him.

So this basically makes Instinct the official 4chan team, right?

>>27358567
No fuck off

>>27358578

A wild SJW has appeared!

>>27358426

My town has a strong Instinct presence, mainly cause the local highschool's colors are black and gold. Me and my friends chose Instinct cause we're basically underdogs everywhere else

>>27358567
For those that haven't picked yet, I'd say yes, anyway. Valor can stay if they play nice. Mystic should kill themselves.

>>27358567
Instinct is the vocal minority here. I don't know if Valor or Mystic is more populace, but I would imagine Mystic, considering every time there's a hate thread Instinct and Valor are the ones getting shat on. Maybe not though, I don't know.

>>27358683

I think most players are mystic in general, so I wouldn't make that 4chan's official team.

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>>27358211
Oh hey the artist has similar tastes as me

>>27358426
That Vaporeon meta though

>>27357821
a nigger

>>27358384

It's only going to become the "/pol/" team because of idiots like that.

>Spark probably loves memes and isn’t very smart according to the internet

How? He looks like the only non-retarded one.

Has anyone here had trouble with the character not moving on the map as you walk around? It faces the direction I am walking, but it doesn't move.

>>27358792
>implying that's bad

>>27358359
>Great, all Instinct members are gonna be associated as "cis scum"
I'm Yellow and i actually like it, nothing better than triggering tumblrinas by merely existing

>>27358815
it knows your direction from the phone's directional sensors so that should always work. but the other problem is a problem with your phone's gps.

>>27358806
That's Kotaku's perception

>>27358359

Sounds like I picked the right team

>>27357786
Candela's clothes are retarded
Blanche looks like a twin that's outgrown his fuckboy appearance.
Spark looks like an outgoing, cool dude that would be fun to hang out with

Prove me wrong. you objectively can't

>>27358359
>Judging someone by their skin color is perfectly fine if they're white

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>Candela is the hot lesbian in a romantic relationship with Blanche
>Blanche is a BADASS non-binary who is cool and commanding
>Spark loves memes and is so obnoxious and everyone hates him and he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE!

Is this for real? I don't want to believe that tumblr has so quickly tainted this.

I wanted to see some hot Blanche rule 34 where she is choking to death on cocks, and that shit isn't going to happen if it becomes the dominant headcanon that she's a fucking tumblrina in a gay interracial relationship.

So, this is all just clickbait SJW stuff, and not ACTUALLY the dominant headcanons, right?

>>27358211
Wait is he really wearing that heart-of-the-cards pyramid shit?

holy shit Go has some atrocious designs

>>27357786
>Spark is the worst and here's why it's officially confirmed!
>open link
>headcanon
Oh my God I hate Tumblrinas. Now Spark is the ONLY one I like.

Spark is bro-tier, chose Instinct because he's the only one that didn't sound like a total retard and now I'm even happier with my choice.

I chose instinct because zapdos is my fave. Luckily I got the not shit leader

>>27357979
Fug I picked valor cause I like the name better and I like the fire types better any way. This tumblr shit is giving me cancer

Spark is going to make pokémon great again

Red was doing so well. Blueshits called us racists and most racists were indeed going Red, but now this happens and Yellow is suddenly the best by miles. Team changes when

>>27358589

anon used AUTISM!

>its Super-Effective!

>>27358211
>edgy
What's edgy about Candela? She enjoys games and challengers? What's edgy about Blanche? He's non-impulsive and educated?

I think you're projecting here yourself

>>27357979
I picked Valor because the silhouette made me think she was a hot black chick

And I'm pretty happy about that choice

>tfw Nintendo was just trying to be welcoming and diverse
>But having at least one white guy means that SJWs will shit all over that team

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who else /restarting-on-team-Instinct/ here?

Not going to let these tumblrinas walk all over good people just because of the color of their skin.

Zapdos always was the best Bird anyways.

>>27357786
you can expect more quality journalism like this because you're giving them hits. Nice going man.

>>27359410

super effective? it triggered you that bad?

Team Instinct just keeps getting better and better

>>27359651
As long as there are SJW's, they will get clicks. They make a living on them.

The "angry/confused/upset" clicks they get from people like us are certainly in the vast minority.

Besides, if you use adblock, they aren't getting any revenue money. And I would expect any person who uses 4chan to also use adblock.

That being said, it is common courtesy to screencap the article and post it instead, if it's absolutely something that needs to be talked about.

>>27357786
I went Instinct because I'm planning to hatch eggs.
It's hard. But at least I'm making good progress on that silver jogger badge.

I WANT TO BREED SPARK

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GOLD TEAM RULES

This whole thread and generation of humans is fucking cancer.

Kill me now.

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I was right again :^)

>>27357786
I knew /vp/ was shit, but...
>linking to kotaku
Please kill yourself.

So we have hot chocolate, a top bro and a fucking kuudere.
I'm pretty glad I didn't pick Mystic.

>>27357786
>kotaku
this has gone too far

>spark and blanche fug
>candela is a whore who sells herself really cheap.

how does this make you feel?

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>>27358745
Me too, good taste
I just wish Niantic gave you the option to switch teams once or twice, I know teams don't really matter but I'm digging Spark's design a lot, Blanche's skin is a grayish-brown and the cream colored hair makes him/her (has it been confirmed?) look sickly.

>>27361303
Who is this CmenDmon? :^)

>Blanche
>Cool
Imagine believing this

Spark is the most normal looking out of the 3, just a dude with some pants and hoodie, somehow those two smug bitches look like they are trying hard less?

>>27358122
I chose Instinct because Zapdos beats the other two birds.

It's a choice between three irrelevant colors. Might as well come up with a bullshit reason.

>>27357979
But I picked instinct because of memes

>>27359430
>THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
>WITH MY SUPERIOR MIND I SHALL FIGURE OUT THE GAPS IN YOUR STRATEGIC PLAN
>Let's have fun catching pokemon

>>27358426
>cricket


what's it like to be a poor niqqa

>tfw picked Valor just for the waifu
>turns out to be delicious chocolate

Fuck yes made the right choice

>being this autistic over artwork that you never even see in game for characters that only have 3 lines of dialogue

As a hispanic male I picked Instinct because I knew it was the only white person in the group of leaders. The other 2 were obviously non-white, and I mentioned that in one of the threads here before they were revealed.

>>27358359
Why do you care?

Why are you linking this?

>>27357786
>the internet reacts to
only kotaku

How is he white? Wouldnt he be Japanese?

>>27357827
Wow did they judge their gender and sexual orientation based on appearance? Interesting.

>>27361876
No.

>>27361876
He's probably related to Lt. Surge

>>27361876
This app isn't jap

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>>27357786
>linking to kotaku

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>>27357786
Good to know Gawker and Denton have been forced to pay millions.

>>27357786
Says who?
for weeks you fags having been at each other throats ...so valor and mystic confirmed for hate sex
instinct staying chill and classy

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Candela is hot

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No greater good, no just cause. ALL FOR REVENGE.

I wanna hold hands with Spark
No homo

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who /spark/ here

>>27361538
That's not correct though. Instinct is about breeding and hatching eggs, aka the backbone of taking pokemon too seriously and being tryhard.

>Leather pants
>Leather jacket
>Jock bro
I just hope he loves faggots and gays. Cause he has all the quality fetishes that I love.

i like goofy spark

>>27366385
Fuck yes, I just feel this burning desire to fap to his design. He is so fucking sexy. Bring more of this!

>>27366432
>Leather in general
Hell yes, anon! Did you see those leather-clad thighs? Fuck. His pants are so tight.

>>27366298
>tfw you'll never get to hold spark's hands

why live

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>always thought Blanche was obviously a girl, since the silhouette looked female and Blanche is a girl's name
>Candela obviously a girl
>looked forward to lots of cute rivalry yuri art
>now Blanche might not be a girl

I demand to know whether the leader of Team Mystic produces sperm or ova within their gonads.

someone just get on tumblr and make up a rumor that Spark is also a special snowflake somehow. Like he's not visibly trans or has some mental illness, maybe austism since instinct is about breeding and that's repetitive as shit. watch tumblr turn on itself attacking people that made jokes about him

>>27366537
Make him an FtM on hormone therapy

>>27366516
in game text refers to blanche as a she so I go with that

>>27366533
Well you tried to make this picture decent so here's a (you).

>>27366547
>in game text refers to blanche as a she
it doesn't though

Female has short hair
>Stronk independent dyke who needs no man. Girl power ftw!

Female has a resting bitch face
>Wow so beautiful so mystic what's she thinking about?

Male smiles
>haha he le funny guy :D LOL memes )))))))

>>27357909

The girls also dress like autistic star trek fans, while Spark has the only remotely normal outfit. He seems like a cool guy.

>>27357867

The gorilla is a senior writer? Since when? She doesn't even write she just posts gifs and tweets.

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Long lost brother?

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tfw you chose glorious 6'2 alpha aryan fuhrer
other teams have SJW bait characters
tfw instinct just keeps winning, even less regrets than last week

>>27357786
>directly linking to kotaku AND the fucking verge
Kill yourself, faget.

>>27357867
>http://archive.is/AQCrt
>The Internet Reacts
So the retard sphere of tumblr/twitter now represents "The Internet"? They may as well have came to /vp/ and taken some quotes. Isn't Kotaku supposed to be shut down?

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>>27357867
>Patricia Hernandez
Fuck me, I though this thing was just a meme made up by /v/. This cretin actually exists?

>>27357862
>>Instinct: VAPELORD™™™
\//\


papa bless

>>27366516
>>27366563
blanche is a girl's name. It's French.

>>27366516
Blanche is a girl, tumblr is just trying to push her as a fucking tranny because of a single typo.

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>>27365853
My god, the autism is staggering.

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>>27366439
My hazubando

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>>27359430
>blanche
>he

xe is nonbinary you wonderbread shitlord rapist

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ITT: autism

>>27366544
Compared to some of what tumblr shits out, that's actually perfectly reasonable.

All the Spark dab pictures made me laugh so hard for some reason. I love this guy and I'm happy to be an Instinct.

Idk Candela and Sparky are cool. Blanche looks like a fucking autist. I just think that candela has a cool design in general. Sparky is well designed, but Blanche looks super bland

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>official art comes out
>people are so fucking insecure about themselves and/or hate their life enough to actually argue about LITERALLY the design of fake chatacters for a mobile phone app

I wonder how much time has been spent on people writing shitty articles about this bullshit
Like come on, grow the fuck up

>>27358878
Meh Candela looks kinda cool. I don't like looking at tumblr retard shit anyways and candela looked pretty much like what I thought she would. Spark objectively has the best design and Blanche looks retarded. But honestly Candela is a solid 8/10

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>>27357786
>spark is the meme lord
this is a new era of being a pokemon fan

>developed by Californians

Blanche will be a tranny to accomodate to the degenerates who thrive in that shithole San Francisco

>choosing team at beginning of PoGo

lol i dont wanna give a spoiler but new team will come in a 2 months.

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>>27357827
Tumblrinas.

>>27361538
>Fascists
>Randians
>Egoists
Def going Instinct now.

>huge Valor sperg
>designs of characters come out
>jesus Sparky is really cute
I kind of wish I picked Instinct now for the cute boy

>>27357786
mysticvalorfags are the true meme lords

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>>27369744

what exactly is non-binary about blanche? she's wearing high heels, tights, and has a long pony tail

her clothes are /fa/ but clearly designed for a female

>>27369864
Masculine frame and no tits.

>>27369917
she clearly has a female frame
>short
>wide hips
>thin waist
she's wearing a vest and an oversized coat, her body shape is clearly female
so what if she's not a titty monster?

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>>27369757
I got cancer

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>>27369757
>Milo

I guess it's been confirmed then.

Red = SJW/Redditor trash
Blue = Autistic 4chan degenerates
Yellow = Fun-loving bros/normies

Yellow master race, clearly.

>>27370244
Honestly, all the Redditors went Mystic (because, you know, autism), and the SJWs, too. They also went Valour, though.

>>27367854
That is not my fetish.

>>27373072
Pleb. All the patricians LOVE shittily drawn deviantart-tier not!porn.

>>27358359
Can I switch to Instinct? Please?

>normally go for fire pokemon
>chose instinct because I tend to go with my gut when I play
>get cutie husbando in leather pants

My only disappointment is the lack of high res official art. I need to learn to draw.

>>27373434
No tripfags allowed.

>Just got into this game
>Just got back to school for work
>Campus has a strong Valpoor presence, some Memestick
>I seem to be the only Instinct
The grind annoying, but I swear I will do all I can to roll these campus gyms.

>>27367573
which typo

>Valor and Mystic trying their hardest to seem cool
This game has truly brought out the worst of the fanbase

>>27357843
>Kotaku
>"news"

>>27366516
>>27367573
My head cannon will always have mystics leader as androgynous, but in a stuffy intellectual way.

>>27374889
...I posted that over a day ago.

You're right in that it isn't news, but... 28 hours later?

>>27369757
>spark probly cries "i haet yuo" m i rite guys????????
>3,000 retweets

>>27357786
>Candela is a lesbian in a romantic relationship with a non-binary
Wait, that doesn't sound right...

Love the headcanon people can come up just by looking at a picture.

>>27357979
I picked mystic because I always picked the 'blue' cartridges

>>27370244
I just picked valor because I like moltres and red is a cool color. Candela is in top 10 poke girls for me now too. So I'm happy

>>27377000
So you picked blue, silver,sapphire, diamond,and X?

>>27378270
not that anon but i picked all of those except diamond because i never played that gen, also on mystic

all blue all the time, even my favourite boards

I remember as soon as the game came out in Australia someone said the leaders were "a nigger, a tranny, and a white guy"

How long have people known what the leaders look like?

So Spark is just Dan Gheesling?

>>27381066
Does he wear tight leather pants and is a fuccboi? Then yes.

>>27366802
>h3h3 memes

disgusting

>>27381078
The former, no clue. The latter, nice meme. The man speaks in memes.

>>27357979
I picked Instinct because of Zapdos.

>>27367573

>tumblr is just trying to push her as a fucking tranny because of a single typo.

tumblr says she's a tranny because it's fucking tumblr. I'm sure everyone in the world would be trannies and feminists if they had it their way.

>>27378238

Makes me think why are people throwing some complex reasons to justify choosing a team. I only chose mystic because I like blue and articuno

Speaking of which, what are the teams' themes again? I just skipped what the leaders said.

>>27357786
>not being Team Valor

hows it like to suck at life?

>>27381285
>Hey! The name's Spark -- the leader of Team Instinct. Pokemon are creatures with excellent intuition. I bet the secret to their intuition is related to how they're hatched. You never lose when you trust your instincts!

>I am Blanche, leader of Team Mystic. The wisdom of Pokemon is immeasurably deep. I am researching why it is that they evolve. With our calm analysis of every situation we can't lose!

>I'm Candela--Team Valor's leader! Pokemon are stronger than humans, and they're warmhearted too! I'm researching ways to enhance Pokemon's natural power in the pursuit of true strength. There's no doubt that the Pokemon our team have trained are the strongest in battle!

>>27381390

So in short nothing that affects the game mechanics?

>>27381399
Not yet, at any rate.

>>27362006
Yes. they did. holy fuck i hate people. Like if you want to claim one of them is a massive faggot, have it be spark because he doesn't already look like a massive faggot.

Though desu i'm still confused people see Blanche as a dude?

>>27381390
Team instinct leader is the only one that does not sound like a generic robot, thank god I joined his team

>>27381425
>have it be spark because he doesn't already look like a massive faggot
Anon, I have some bad news...

>>27381447
he looks like a faggot but not a massive faggot. just a casual twinky faggot.

>>27381399
Not right now, but it sure sounds like it could in the future

I'm glad that I joined the team that isn't being latched onto by tumblrinas as minority representation.

I'm proud to be team instinct.

blanche has a dick, which is hot

>>27366516
Don't listen to deluded SJWs trying to force gender politics into everything. In the normal world girl's name, ponytail, and high heels means girl. She looks kind of manish because the artist for Go is shit and all the characters look shitty.