your mom is so fat she takes 50% less damage from fire/ice-type

That's pretty insensitive and I think you should formally apologize to everyone on this board.

>>27344165
APOLOGIZE

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>>27344165

Wow, asshole. I'm browsing /vp/ with my mom and this made her cry.

>>27344165
ayy

>>27344165
Actually it's because she used trace on your fat ass

>>27344240
Nice one !

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>>27344240

Let me try one. Uh...

Your mom is so fat that she gets OHKO'd by Grass Knot from a level 1 Budew despite being a Fire/Flying type at level 100.

Did I do it right?

>>27345123
You're mother is so fat she eats her pinch berries even when at full health

Your mom is so fat her ability is auto-Earthquake

Ur mom is so fat that a gyro ball from her would ohko if she could move

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>>27345724
>if she could move

Yo mama so fat she make Mudsdale say dayum

>>27345724
damn son

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>>27344240

Your mom is so old that she could only play Pokemon Black and White

Your mom is so fat that a slowpoke can beat her in a race

Your mom is so ugly that garbodor thinks SHE'S gross

Your mom is so ugly that she lowers her opponant's attack upon a switch-in

Your mom is so old that you need to go to a Cinnabar Island to revive her

Your mom is so fat that she can't wear an expert belt

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>>27344165

ur mom is so retarded she thinks gen 6 was good

>>27344165
Oh yeah? Well your mom is so beautiful that when I use a Beauty Pokeblock on her, her level won't go any higher!

>>27346925
TAKE IT BACK YOU MONSTER

>>27346852

So she's mostly full of hot air?

>>27344165
Your mother is so kind that her ability is Parental Bond

>>27344165
Your mother is so intelligent, she made my PPup

Your mother is so dumb that she has Charizard use Belly Drum after switching into Stealth Rock!
and her Charizard has an even amount of HP

>>27344165
Your mom is so fat, she might as well be a team of Snorlax.

>>27344165
Yo momma so ghetto, she married a nigglet

>Yo mama so stupid she thought slowbro was her real brother

Your momma is so ashy, the opponent loses 1/8th of its max hp rounded down after making contact.

>>27345123
Excuse me Grass Knot has a 120 max power it's not unlimited so no you didn't do it right you shitlord

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>>27344165
Yo mama so fat she gets max damage from heavy slam on mega steelix

Your mother is so unintelligent that she thinks Pikachu is more useful than Raichu.

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>>27344240

>>27344165
Your mother is so fat, that she went to a doctor, and the doctor told her that she was obese, but she didn't listen so she went to Wal Mart and bought 500 hamburgers and a Diet Coke and she ate them, wiping her face with French Fries and then using all of the stores electric scooters to buy herself a year's supply of Ho ho's and Zebra Cakes, messily eating them pallet by pallet until security gets called to escort her off the premises, as she is hauled away by five rescue helicopters she then releases a cloud of stinky fart that proceeds to put twelve blocks around the Wal-Mart into a noxious fog that suffocates all those outside, she laughs as she continues to pour Flaming Hot Cheetoes and Diet Dr Pepper down her dribbling chin and toots even more as the helicopters' engine fail from the overloaded capacity of your mother which causes the steel hook holding her to twist and bend sending her plummeting into the planet, sending a shockwave comparable to five thousand Hiroshimas, causing the decimation of the Western half of the globe, bringing on a new Ice age, and an extinction period known by future civilizations as the "Your Mother is so Fat" age