Now this is a story all about when I beat my Rival back to Viridian

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Now this is a story all about when
I beat my Rival back to Viridian
I'd like to take a moment I won't be a pest
I'll tell you how I became champion the one,the best

In northwestern Pallet Town born and raised
Out in town is where I spent most of my days
Dreaming up,fishing,relaxing in the zone
And flirting with my Rival's sister in his home
When he picked up a pogey and was up to no good
Started being an ass in my neighborhood
We got into one little fight and Oak was impressed
He said "Take this Pokemon and catch the rest"

I whistled to my friends and when they came near
The sister gave me a townmap and Mom said "good luck dear"
If anything I could say I wanted to stay home
But I thought "Nah forget it yo Holmes to Plateau!"

I pulled up to Indigo about seven or eight
Got one-fifty pogies made the E4 yell "RAPE!"
Beat up my Rival about five minutes later
And registered myself as the Pokemon Trainer