ITT: We treat Gen 1 Pokemon as if the were newly introduced Pokemon

>>27339076
Inflated Keldeo.

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>>27339076
>Its fucking snake backwards
Its dead boys, Gen 7 a flop.

>>27339086
surely this is some kind of fetish.

>>27339100

It looks fucking retarded. Why would you introduce a retard snake if Seviper exists

What you're doing is not funny, it's not clever, it's something I'd expect a 12 year old to do and I think you should all just kill yourselves already.

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>>27339109
From the most recent Coro Coro
>inb4 its name is Arbok

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I get it because Mimics in JRPGs, sure.

>A PILE OF SHIT
What's happening

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>>27339126
...but then it evolves by turning upside down. What the fuck?

>>27339126
Hey it's POLANDBALL :DDDD

>>27339122

>Arbok
At least spell it right, it'll be Arboc.

>>27339076

What's with the whirl, is it supposed to be its mouth?

You know gen one was good when people try to rip on the designs and they just can't make up anything that sounds like something that would actually be said

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ITS FUCKING CHEWED GUM

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Goddamn, these designs just get better and better.
Can't wait to see this GIANT in battle.

>>27339154
Or we actually like gen 1 and this is just fun?

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like what the fuck this has got to be one of the laziest Pokemon designs ever,it is just a circle with spikes arms and legs
fucking dropped

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Welp, starting today I'm a furry. Damn that's one glamorous bitch.

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This Pokemon may look stupid but it seems to have a very interesting attack. It can transform into the opponents Pokemon and copies it's attacks and stats!
Interesting gimmick Pokemon but prolly useless competitively.

>>27339154
gen 1s okay
but its pretty boring compared to other generations now
FrLg kinda proved this being a shit remake

>>27339126
>have no idea for new monsters
>just put eyes on a pokeball
Why this exist?

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Another fucking pidgey clone! ...wait

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>>27339168

Hold up
This is from a leak. So.... confirmed? Possible mode change?

>>27339076
>It just gets bigger and angrier!!

Thinly veiled genwar threads are still genwar threads.

>>27339222

>It's angry because it never can become a frog anymore

OH SHIT

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>>27339076
Aww, it's cute as a button. I love the big feet and its tail looks cool. It looks like it has an earring in its ear, lol. It's so chunky. Makes me want to hug it so much.

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>>27339220
>That color variety
well creativity is dead i gues

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>>27339076
>it's literally just it's pre-evo after lifting weights

This has got to be one of the worst evolution concepts in the entire franchise yet ! I hope GF will atone for this abomination, and make it's pre-evolutuon an alternate evolution that actually looks like a toad !

Am I the only one who actually likes these new designs?

>>27339161

Nostalfaggot detected

>>27339283
You ruined the thread

>>27339245
Dedenne evolution? Are we getting more cross-gen evos this time? HYPE

>>27339076
It's a frog.

>>27339126
But Foongus already exists because Gen 1 is new to us and Gen 5 isn't!

>>27339279
No, they're pretty decent I think. I like that they're going in a new direction!

>>27339076
Great, FUCKING great. They made Poliwhirl angry. Uninspired much?

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>>27339257
fuck off

>>27339383
>triggered

Y'know most of the posts here are sarcasm, right ? :^)

I heard that next gen Eevee will be getting a branched evolution where it's not fairy? Honestly it sounds like a load of bullshit.

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>>27339157
Its not chewing gum! Its Normal that takes on the shape of a chewing gum!

>>27339220
Or this is fairy and >>27339168 is a possible dark/fairy mega

>>27339423
What the fuck is an Eevee?

>>27339387
Fuck off, frog eater.

>>27339181
>Damn that's one glamorous bitch.

I've never heard Ninetales summed up so perfectly.

>>27339590
I'm not going anywhere. :^)

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ALL IT FUCKING DID WAS GET BIGGER AND MOVE THE YELLOW FROM ITS TAIL TO ITS HAIR. REEEEEEE POKEMON IS DEAD

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It's just fucking rocks put next to each other that move! How fucking shitty is that?

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IT'S LITERALLY MY MOM'S HUMAN BEING

WHAT THE FUCK GAMEFREAK

>>27340648
I heard it's going to have lower attack than Corsola. But that's just a silly rumor.

Holy shit, these designs are so much better than those 1st gen designs. They actually started making the proportions realistic and putting detail into things instead of making everything cutesy cartoony bullshit. Bravo GF.

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>all-female species
>has visible breasts
Wow, they're really pandering to furfags this time.

>>27339118
Sad

>Poliwrath doesn't learn Drain Punch, but can learn Ice Punch and Dynamic Punch

Literally why

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Chardogon is still not confirmed fake! Denialfags BTFO!

>>27339076
Are you blind, m8? It's obviously a washing machine crossed with a gecko.

>>27339161
Literally my mom's clitoris

>>27340648
Is Pokemon going for a mature audience? Like, it's weird to make a Pokemon based on anal beads, right?

>>27339233
Thinly veiled faggotry is still faggotry

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>>27339154
You're seriously claiming that just making Poliwhirl angry isn't the laziest concept in the entire series?

Pic related and Mr Mime are bar none the worst mons ever, nostalgia is the only reason they aren't chewed and spat out nowadays.

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KANTO CONFIRMED FOR GHETTO

>>27340922
Mr Mime is fine, Jynx is a bit of a weird one, though... And if we're going by design as design and Pokemon being made up of researched design elements then Bulbasaur is the worst one.

>>27340860
Nidoran should NOT be female only, I hope they manage to make something to kill this meme.

>>27339535
kek

Why do mods delete the best posts?

>>27339076
>Airman ripoff

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>Another Pichu clone.

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>>27339118
> genwunners be like

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>>27339076
Is this Play-Doh?

>pokemon red and blue
What's next? Pokemon piss and shit?

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GOTYAY

>>27341847
The only thing that could save this is if it turns into a Cuthulu.

>>27341882
>Eldritch abomination Pseudo
GAMEFREAK PLEASE. IT HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL

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>people are actually, unironically defending this shit

There are more rabid anti-genwunners today than there are genwunners.

It's come to the point where you literally cannot say anything positive about gen 1 anymore without a bunch of shitters jumping on your dick about it. Seriously, fucking stop. I like gen 1. I also like all the other gens. They all have a variety of good Pokemon. Stop being manbabies about your favorite toy and just let other people have their own fucking opinions, okay?

God fucking jesus.

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>>27341996
Here we see a classic example of the genwunner's Anti-Fun behavior. Note the hypocrisy in the statement, "let other people have their own fucking opinions" - self-awareness is not a trait of the genwunner.

mom's rat, etc. etc.

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>draw a seahorse
>call it a pokemon

>>27339161
fuck off, nidoking being 1.4m doesn't make it less awesome. hell, this is a 1.4m tall poison spike ridden bunny rhino. what do you want m80?

>>27340738
It's literally my mom.

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Why do these legendarys look so bland?

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>>27339188
>You can place any pokemon in the daycare center with ditto to breed them

HOLY SHIT, where the hell has this thing been? You can just catch a male and make this thing the bitch

>inb4 SJW call this pokemon misogynistic and slut shaming and hurtful tot he trans community.

>>27342208
these have been confirmed fake.

>>27342278
Fucking casuals ruining breeding.

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New mascot guys? Feel like this one is going to be a super popular one. I could see this one being a cute little brave warrior that follows the gang around.

>>27342390
I'm not sure I'm really liking it... I mean, a Pokemon that uses a weapon? Isn't that a little far fetched?

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This little guy's adorable! Who else is excited to see what kind of crazy name they'll give him?

>>27341485
>they gave pichu an evolution
>and it got an evolution of its own
What the fuck?

>>27339345
Since when have the regional pulse and minun clones ever received cross gen evos? Think before you post anon.

>>27342208
>cannons
LITERALLY a digimon.

>>27342070
>takes the bait
Welcome newfriend

>>27339257
>!
>!
This may be a fun/joking thread, but don't be such a huge faggot.

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>>27340922

Poliwrath was supposed to open it's mouth from the top of the swirl

But somebody fucked up in representation and they were forced to stick with it

What the fuck is a Seel and Dewgong doing in the middle of Kanto

Just a random island that managed to have them

This is almost as bad as having a fucking Beartic in Not-New York

>>27342819
where can i read about this

>>27339076
Are we assuming gen 2 was first?

>>27339126
>it's a mimic
>isn't a Pokemon living inside the ball
0/10

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>>27342997
Mostly speculation considering Poliwrath's stomach is flat at the top below the nose and it's original design depicts it drinking from a cup.

And it would overall make him a lot more froglike as a result. The entire progession from whirl to wrath that we have feels like a mistranslation when considering something as simple as a mouth.

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It's literally just three digletts

They're really running out of ideas

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>>27342534
Oh my god my fucking sides

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it's literally just charizard the pokemon

>>27339100
Literally wtf, looks like how The Simpsons would draw a snake

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The fuck is this piece of garbage
They've literally just downgraded Porygon2.
Let's hope it's at least decent

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>>27341996
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>27339131
Maybe you have to hold the 3ds upside down evolve it

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What the fuck Game Freak? Two orange dragons? And one of these just spits fire? It is a FUCKING generic dragon. Stupid concept and stupid Pokemon.

The other is maybe ok, but is just a Barney the dinosaur clone.

>>27342928

Just look at poliwag in a 3d pokemon game , his pink nub which I always thought was a nose is actually a tiny mouth.

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>mfw /vp/ is trying THIS hard to make old designs look bad when they're flawless besides the voltorb pokemon which no one ever uses

Sad show

>>27345201
Now that's what I call edgy

>>27345201
shitposting has reached an ultimatum

>>27345266
The point if the thread is to simulate what vp would be like if these were New.
It doesn't change the quality of the designs.
You ruined the thread, and made me ruin it even more.
Fuck you.

>>27345201
That doesn't change the fact that you're still a hyper baitable retard :^)

Salt: the thread

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>>27339144
It's in swedish you turd.

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>>27345539
How fucking new?

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>>27339157
It just gets bigger when it evolves? At least it keeps the happy face and doesn't just become angrier.

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literally my moms hair dryer. what the fuck was gf thinking???

>>27345464
>made me ruin it even more
He didn't make you do shit.

>>27345201
>muh ideas
Leave

>>27345561
Is that Albert?

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Literally kum spelled backwards

>>27345266
Fuck off, Voltorb is the best. The fact that he was the first objectmon makes it acceptable

>>27339168
Taz the Tazmanian Devil on an ether binge
>tfw no Pokemon named Ether

>>27345890
>It's a pile of it
Pottery

>>27346023
>the best
>acceptable
Its acceptable, but you're being hyperbolic if you say best.

>>27344980
Just a generic dragon. Extremely overrated

>>27345201
Someone want's to be a copypasta

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I wonder if this starter Pokemon is the best one.

>>27346163
Is that the water or grass starter?
Looks like a frog to me.

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>>27339076
IT'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>27346394
Are you fucking shitting me?
This is even dopier looking than that fucking clown construction worker.
This series is going to shit.

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>>27339361
At least it's not another damned fish

>>27342390
kek'd

>>27339361
alomomola when I was a kid

>>27341966
> a pokemon based on a tongue
they;ve officially run out of ideas