>"oh my arceus" >"thank arceus" >"arceus

Arceus, get a fucking grip anon.

>>27327694
arceus serious right now?

>>27327737
>god serious right now?
Niggah what?

has arceus really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>27327694
Spongebobposting is just as bad, you lowest common denominator meme spouting unoriginal fuckface

Go ahead and throw in some "he dabbin" and "on no the thing happened" and fucking kill yourself

>>27327990
Heroic pasta, pal.

>>27327945
Woosh.

>>27328042
>actually triggered

>>27327694
god damn pokemon fanfiction is the worst

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Arceus Vult

>>27328543
*arceus damn

>>27328042
You faggots sound like that UnlistedLeaf youtuber when you replace God with Arceus

Go watch him, go watch him and realize how fucking cringey you sound

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>>27328042
>when you get triggered by reaction images

>>27328567
>I absolutely despise spongebob posting
>equate it to being on the same level as replacing god with arceus in speech
>somehow I'm seen as an arceus sayer

Are you retarded?

>oh arceus yes that's the spot right there

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opinion sponge hanging from window

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>>27328592

>>27328585
You're calking me retarded but you were the one to get assblasted over a picture of a cartoon sponge

If anything we're equal

>>27328512
>he didn't get my shitty joke
>"lol woosh"

>>27328687
triggered?

>>27328822
>>27328687
You both seem retarded. Why do i still visit this board on a near daily basis?
I hate it here

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>son of a ditto

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>>27327694
This is the fucking worst. Christfags don't say Yahwehdamn, Mudslimes don't say Allahdamn, Hindus don't say Vishnudamn. Just say god.

>holy Shinx

>>27327694
Deer god

>>27331542
God confirmed to be the only real deity then.

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Please. We Kantonias know that blessed Mew is our true creator

>>27329198
I kek'd

>>27332903
Saying Mew is the creator god is like saying LUCA or a caveman is humanity's true creator god.

>>27331542
>Christfags
>Yahwehdamn

Yahweh is the Jewish name for God. Christfags just call Him God.

>>27331658
Stantler Arceus

>>27332968
Isn't that what Darwinism is? Or was it something else...

>>27332983
He's called Yahweh in the Old Testament

>>27333049
Darwinism is just a fancy way of saying "Survival of the fittest"

>>27333390
Aside from the part where the earth is 6000 years old and the part where God hates fags, Christfags don't think the Old Testament counts anyway. Then again they don't think most of the New Testament counts either apparently.

>>27333518
>Christfags don't think
Ftfy

>>27333550
>I don't think
Ftfy

>>27333540
Muslims don't say anything blasphemous but they do say Allah's name to react to some things.
Like Alhamdulillah, Astaghfirullah, Bismillah etc etc.

t. "Muslim"

>>27328727
>>27328512
>when they're a Reddit memelord and have no argumentative tactics except as to impotently scream "HURR U LE TRIGGERED" over and over again

>>27333685
>wanting to seriosuly discuss about this

>when they have no argumentative tactics except as to impotently scream buzzwords such as "HURR", "Reddit" or "LE" over and over again

>>27333735
>when they have no argumentative tactics except as to impotently parrot what the other person is saying except with a few words changed
Just stop.

>2016
>STILL no game set in a medieval age where you have to invade a desert area to reclaim the lands that your god Arceus took physical shape on this very earth from heathenish desert dwellers that still believe he has never truly appeared among men yet.
Absolutely Disgusting.jpg

>>27328559
This guy gets it

>>27333775
basically what this fag did: >>27333685

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>>27327694
This is a poor attempt at a reaction image dump thread unlike the one we had yesterday.

>Arceusdamn

>>27329198
kek

>>27333408
>Survival of the fittest
That's such a terrible and misleading way to put it. Darwin really meant "survival of who reproduces the most"

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>>27333027
Underated post

Just what in the Bibarel goin on here? You buncha Wimpods.

>>27333550
You're so edgy you might cut yourself.

>>27333540
Your board? You don't own it.

>>27334068
Survival of the fittest = "Best fitted/suited to survive and mate the most"
It means the exact same thing, people are just shit at understanding the meaning of words.

Arceus' month is coming soon, anon. You best be ready for him.

>holy shinx

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>>27328042
Squidward?

Arceusness :^)

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>>27336136
>Best fitted/suited to survive
But that's wrong, it's ONLY survival of the one who mates the most. The individuals who can survive the best aren't necessarily the ones who reproduce the most

Trust me, my bio prof hates that misleading phrase so much

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>>27327694
>mfw this shit is gonna be spammed for free (You)s and reaction images and people will still fall for it months down the road

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>>27327694
>Why is she so perfect

>>27338198
those that are most likely to survive, will also most likely get to pass on their genes
Survival of the fittest genes, not speaking about the individuals

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>This thread again

>>27333638
>Astaghfirullah
I live in a muslim-majority country and even I haven't heard of that ever. The other two are very common though I can attest, along with "ya allah" which is literally the islamic version of "oh god".

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>>27327731

>mfw flying trainers ib the german version of X&Y actually say "Himmel, Arceus und Zwirn!" If you decline a battle with them.

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>>27327694
>Find a flaw
>I want to ____ ___ ___
>___ is CUTE! CUTE!

>>27338166
HE

>>27332903
Neither the games nor the anime portray Mew as a creator deity. It's just the genetic ancestor of all known Pokemon.

>>27327694
Hail Darkrai

>>27327694

I swear I've almost never seen people use these phrases in /vp/, but recently it's popped up in multiple threads. Is this the effect of summer or the influx of GO newfags?

>>27327737
>arsey-Yoose
what

>>27333821
you literally described pokemon conquest

>>27338198
there are four distinct criteria for evolution to happen in a species, and overproduction, producing more offspring than can probably survive, is only one of them. they taught you this in high school.

>>27340617
conquest is good, but i was more thinking of a hack'n'slash game, and based on the crusades not jap history
More like Samurai Warriors than Nobunagas Ambition

so no, i didn't

Though i wouldn't mind a new Conquest game

>>27333540
how stupid are you?

>>27339067
HAS