Why is the pokedex so stupid? All the entries seem so exaggerated

Why is pokemon so stupid? All the pokemon seem so exaggerated and childish.

Maybe they were made by a child?

>>27318495
I don't know, perhaps because it's being filled in by a canon 10 year-old?

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>>27318509
Well, you are a literal child so i'm not surprised.

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>>27318570

>>27318495
>Why is the pokedex so stupid? All the entries seem so exaggerated and childish.

Because they're written by children.
The Pokedex is a child diary.

I'm surprised Richard isn't in this thread by now.

>>27318514
>canon 10 year-old
Only Red and Leaf are 10 years old

>>27318646
Richard died you know, that's why he hasn't been here for ages...

>>27318625
Stop it with this meme.

>>27318754
What did he die of?

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>>27318495
The Pokedex is not exaggerated or childish. It is a high-tech encyclopedia that displays entries about Pokemon.

>>27318625
The Pokedex is not written by children. It is a high-tech encyclopedia that automatically updates with the data of a captured Pokemon.

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>>27318495
To be fair

They were written by a ten year old as he roams through the regions logging in all the information...

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>>27318738
Nope

>>27318815
>high-tech encyclopedia
>needs you to physically capture an animal to give you a sentence of general contextual information it already had

>>27318754
>ages

I'm pretty sure I saw him post a few times yesterday.

>>27318495
>All entries seem exaggerated and childish
A balloon and a fuckimg yellow thing, both kidnap children, never to be seen again.
>All entries seem exaggerated and childish

>>27318862
The Pokedex updates with the information. It didn't already have it. It is a high-tech encyclopedia.

>>27318845
Jfc, people are actualy trying to start gang wars?

>>27318754
god dammit anon, you summoned his ghost: >>27318815

>>27318848
>>27318738

Red/Green 11 (game guide)
Ethan/Lyra 11 (senpais age)
Brendan/May 12 (PokéNav Plus info)
Wally 9 (PokéNav Plus info)
Lucas/Dawn 10/11 (looks younger than Ethan/Lyra. And they are shorter)
Hilbert/Hilda 14 (Famitsu info, originally intended as 16)
Nate/Rosa 14 (senpais age)
Calm/Serena 17 (because Emma were 16 according to Xerosic data)

>>27318754
oh no, he was shitposting about lizards earlier

>>27318779
How else do you explain blatant falsehoods and bullshit?

basically it was made by a kid

http://imgur.com/a/LQBqj