>8 year old you: " I can't wait to grow up &

>>27315739
What do you mean? I've only been around here for a year.

>>27315739
>be 8 year old me now: "I can't wait to play pokemon go and explore"
>servers constantly down
>lots of freezing and glitching
>"ehhh, maybe i'll just go back to the actual games..."

>>27315739
>i cant wait to go outside and catch pokemon for two months before i delete the app

>>27315739
Who was happy about megas and fairy typing? What does tha that have to do with pokemon Go? Why are you shilling this game OP?

>>27315767
>blames game for shitty phone

I've had no glitches or server problems for over a week now. Sorry

>>27315837
I don't if you're trying to call me a normie or what but once battling is released say goodbye to your console games. Pokemom will be around for a long time once trainer battles are added

>>27315838
I was happy about Megas because yknow every other Pokemon in Gen 5 was terribly designed & shit? After release I realized the Megas were also shit designs

>>27315964
>I've had no glitches or server problems for over a week now. Sorry
The servers were shitting up last Wednesday. They were stable yesterday, though. They'll probably go to shit on the weekend again like usual.

>>27315993
It's a new game with an unexpected amount of players & popularity.

Name one MMO that didn't have shit servers in the launch week...Blizzard with Warcraft, you can't even log in the first week after a Exapansion release.

Worse I've had on Pokemon go is 2-3 hours down time. Woah. So fucking terrible.

>>27315964
>I've had no glitches or server problems for over a week now.
Then you aren't playing.

I mean literally EVERYONE who has played the game for more than 15 minutes has experienced at least one fucking crash.

Also:
>8 year old you: " I can't wait to grow up & be a Pokemon trainer, go outside and explore the world looking for Pokemon"
>25 year old you: "Pokemon Go is so stupid. Pokemon has grown up as much as I have, becoming broader and deeper with much more to do, and Pokemon Go doesn't include 90% of the stuff I love because of genwun faggot pandering bullshit"

When I was a kid, I wanted to capture and battle and trade Pokemon, to Be The Very Best Like No One Ever Was. Not to catch 600 Rattata so I could evolve one Raticate and station it at a gym while I went around spinning Pokestops for free items.

Come the fuck on. Pokemon Go ISN'T pokemon. It's Ingress with Pokemon models taped on.

>>27315964
>>27315993
Lol, you must be joking if you think the servers are stable.

They have huge issues around evenings during M-F in US time and also other huge issues on weekends.

Also I'm running S6, get outa here.
The game has ton of issues with locking up randomly and servers going down.

It's also a battery hog.

>>27315739
The mainline games are a billion times better in every way

>>27316151
Lol

>Apple is projected to make $3 billion off Pokemon Go in the next 2 years

What's that about your mainline games? Do you think Nitendo really gives a fuck about them anymore? They're Asian. They love money. Pokemom Go is the future of Pokemon gaming & has turned into their main focus. It'll be years before you see another Generation if you ever do.

Like I said, once battling & trading are added; Pokemon console games will become obsolete.

>>27315739
The problem with GO is that it's a trash game you idiot.

There is nothing to this game that makes it fun.
The way you catch pokemon isn't fun. Gym battles aren't fun. The imbalance isn't fun. City vs rural isn't fun.

The battle system above all is the worst system they could have possible conceived.

THAT is the problem.

Other than genwun nostalgia pandering this game offers NOTHING at all.

>>27316274
Nintendo makes 10x more money from the mainline games than go.

>>27316129
I have few problems. Maybe a crash every once in awhile for 5-10mins.

Are you autistic fuck really that bothered by server stability being bad in the first week?

Name one game that had perfect servers during launch. Name one. One game. You can't because it doesn't happen.

In 2 weeks when server problems have been completely eliminated what will be your argument for while Go sucks?

>>27316274
>liking go more than the mainline games

>>27316274
>Pokemom Go is the future of Pokemon gaming & has turned into their main focus.
No it isn't. Niantic is focused on go, while gamefreak focuses on mainline games

>>27316274
If this meme game with no content and the worst battle system ever thought of is the future of Pokemon then this IP is dead

by the way, normies don't care about anything other than gen 1

>>27316310
It's not the first week anymore, they're still having issues.

Overwatch.
Dota2.
Monster Hunter.
etc

First day issues are common, having consistent issues going into a week is a problem. Two weeks is not acceptable and will deter your players especially if they haven't invested money.

My argument will be the same that everyone else is making. It's shallow and lacks the core mechanics that make the main games fun.

>>27316310
>Name one game that had perfect servers during launch. Name one. One game. You can't because it doesn't happen.

Pretty much every mainline Pokemon game.

it's almost like people's opinions change over time or something

>>8 year old you: " I can't wait to grow up & be a Pokemon trainer, go outside and explore the world looking for Pokemon"

I was never THAT autistic

>>27316274
This trolling is really getting old

>>27315739
>8 year old you: " I can't wait to grow up & be a Pokemon trainer, go outside and explore the world looking for Pokemon"
Uh no, you are projecting on the entirety of /vp/ there.

>>27315739
>if I had that idea when I was 8 it means it must be the right thing!
Some people here matured and became parents, you fucking virgin manchild.

>>27316611
>being so autistic that he didnt have an imagination as a child

I'm sorry your autism made you think were never allowed to have fun :(

Look, I'm glad people are having fun with Pokémon but >>27316116 hit the nail on the head. This game isn't Pokémon as I know it. It has only one of the three key elements to a main Pokémon game and grossly simplifies that one. I mean, it's cool if you're already out and about and you want to catch a Pidgey or whatever, but I really cannot understand the line of thought that goes "Hey, I'll walk to the Poké Stop twenty miles away for a good Pokemon".

>>27316903
>not understanding the difference between reality and fiction even as a child
Sure, as a kid I would have loved to live in the Pokemon world. Doesn't mean I thought they were real.

>>27315739
>8 year old you: " I can't wait to grow up & be a Pokemon trainer, go outside and explore the world looking for Pokemon"
Nobody thought that OP
even children know the difference between fact and fiction.
Whats your problem? Are you retarded?
>image.jpg
Oh that explains it

This may sound autistic as fuck but still:

When I was a kid I used to get attached to a Pokémon after a while ( I still do tbhfampai), and I used to get a lot of satisfaction from training my pokébros and evolving them.

Now what? Go around and catch 50 X pokemon to evolve one of them, the whole CP shit, the battle system. What the fuck? Its not even pokémon anymore.

I awlays dreamed of a pokémon game with real world maps (who didn't?), why did they have to ruin it like this?

>>27317028
>missing the point
>he still believes he's not allowed to have fun despite the blatantness of the fun being illogical

Stay autistic, friendo.

>implying I ever thought that shit

I wasn't delusional and knew the difference between reality and fiction

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>>27315739
>accomplishing the dream of a childhood by grinding like an autist donkey for a bunch of algorithms walking around

Don't post on my board ever again.

>>27315739
>This is while you'll always be lonely fat losers.
I'll give you credit on that, a fat nerd couldn't run like a nigger during black friday like these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3PCCFN65fY

>>27317204
>having fun as a child is delusional
>judging children

>>27315739

Pokemon Go isn't stupid because it makes you go outside. It's stupid because it's a repetitive, buggy mess.

In the main games, you could do stuff BESIDES catch and battle Pokemon. You could go to casinos. You could enter your Pokemon in contests.

In Pokemon Go, you can't do anything other than catch Pokemon or go to gyms.

>i can't wait to grow up hoping the servers don't fuck up the moment I'm trying to play my game" is more like it

>>27317491
>contests
Kill yourself.

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Truly living the dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hkW_QzQOtI&feature=youtu.be

>>27317407
kek

>>27316274
>Pokemom Go is the future of Pokemon gaming & has turned into their main focus.
Being this autistic.
Nintendo isnt Konami.

>>27317491
>mfw I can go to the Casino and catch Pokemon

Youve completely missed the point of the game.

>>27318506
It's not a game, it's an excuse to socialize

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>>27317722
There's no way this couldn't have been staged.

People CAN'T be this stupid.

so many of you are such fat autistic fedora wearing neckbeards. Legit last post I'll ever have on /vp/.

When they add a battling system, when they add trading, when the servers are completely stable, when they stop having Gamefreak tournaments & start having Pokemon Go tournaments you all will be left alone, in your moms basement, staring at two screens on a shitty DS console.

I'm out. Enjoy your terrible Gen 5-6 trash Pokemom. Ive already been to 5 states and multiple cities, spending time traveling with my friends catching Pokemon around the USA.

>my childhood dream came true because I'm not a lazy fuck & actually know how to enjoy myself and have fun

Goodluck,lol.

Btw
>people only like it cuz gen 1 hur durr

Cause yknow they totally don't have plans to add Gen 2 later this year & so forth. Autistic fucks. So fucking autistic

And no GBA/DS game has made more money than Pokemon Go has in its first week of sales. None. And it's a free game....

>>27315993
>>27316129
you guys have a really shitty conection, buy a decent rooter, retarded poorfags

>>27318678
See you tomorrow

ITT: /vp/ not knowing how marketing works.
Niantic and Nintendo struck a fucking goldmine. And you bet your hairy, unwashed asses that they're going to implement battling and trading by the next year.
Currently, Go is pretty much what World of Warcraft was during its launch.

>>27318678
>implying a side game is better than main series that continues to develop
have fun with your shitty side game, anon

>>27318678
its going to end like Miitomo. I really like the game but accepting the fact that its a mobile game and it will never actually be that great. People already broke the game with spoofers and taken over gyms, whats the fucking point you autistic trend faggot

>>27321286
And no they arent going to actually fix the spoofers, we know that because they ignored everything for a week and released it in japan, not fixing anything.

>>27315739
>Shallow cell phone game
>Childhood dream

I really like Pokemon Go. I think it's a bit of fun and an excuse to get out more.

I prefer the main games because they are straight up better games but as for something pokemon related on my phone I think this is pretty cool.

I like throwing pokeballs at pokemon and leveling up. If people enjoy it, that's cool and if you don't that's fine as well

>>27321315
I purely like this game for the collecting and going outside. Yeah collecting is a staple in all games but the way Go gets you more actively involved makes it more fun. Still nowhere close to Pokemon Snap but still. If anyone straight up likes Go more than the mainline however, they should just off themselves.

>>27318876

*router, you fucking idiot nonce.

>>27321305
yeah that is true, it is wrong to imply you had childhood dreams, must be why you are shitposting here.

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>mobile game

>>27321522
>Childhood dream
Yes my childhood dream was to have little to no pokemon in a semi-rural area. Exactly what I wanted. The game wasnt made for muh nostalgia, it was for money grabs and other companies to benefit off. If they actually wanted a game for others enjoyment, they would've at least realize you're gonna need more servers, as well as not putting most pokemon in cities, leaving rural to semi-rural areas with almost nothing.

This game shows why pokemon would be shit irl

>Nothing but pidgy and rattata
>Everyone has the same pleb pokemon
>Autistic feuds over gyms, so that no one controls them for more than an hour.
>Battles are awkward and equally autistic. Would probably result in irl shoot outs anyway
>People getting robbed and shot in the ghettos trying to catch
>Cash shop required if you don't want to waste your life grinding hoards of pleb pokemon
>No legendary pokemon

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>>27315739
>The Pokemon I grew up with suck now
what pokemon "fan" would even say that? and lmao, Go doesn't even barely resemble the actual games.

kindly shove a pineapple up your bunghole OP.

>>27321626

I was hyped af for Go until I had my very first battle.

Then I hit level 8 and realized how slowly you level up without buying lucky eggs and lures

>>27321661
its overall just a money grab and the purpose is to leave you disappointed

>>27318678
This made my day. This has got to be the most retarded thing I've heard all day.

>>27318678
it just shows people are pathetic enough to do in app purchases that isnt gacha based

>>27321541
literally an epic post my /b/rother

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>>27315739
>mfw when i started pokemon at 13
>mfw when playing my gbc was better than socializing
>mfw op is projecting again

>>27322534
>mfw when
>my face when when

>>27316384
>My argument will be the same that everyone else is making. It's shallow and lacks the core mechanics that make the main games fun.

your argument for what?

>>27315739
its 4chan. what did you expect? there are going to be people here who think they are cool for not lokong something popular.

>>27315767
MODS

>>27316384
Warcraft is still having issues. It launched in 04

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>>27321211
Are you mentally disabled? No one ever said it was a financial failure or bad marketing because that's the objective truth. What we're saying is that it's a shitty app that is successful only because casuals don't give a shit about actual quality. And fuck off with "muh childhood dream"; if Candy Crash Saga had similar feature forcing you to go around to collect lives we would have seen retards doing the exact same thing.

Holy fucking shit, are we being raided by Niantic developers?

>>27318876
>router
>pokemon go
Are you stupid or underaged?

>>27324855
warcraft is constantly updated with new content.

>>27318607
>base dweller shape
>goes around cosplaying unironically as pokemon trainer

Yeah, those hints make it look staged, but is it really that implausible that someone walks staring at his cellphone not caring where he steps in?

Nintendo truly opened a Pandora's box with GO.

>>27324870
>Constantly updated

Nah, the last xpac was pretty bare bones. Pretty long content droughts

That's not a contradiction, I've become terrified of going outside. I haven't left the house to do anything but take out the trash in 5 years.

>>27316310
listen, I'm lvoing it but come on. Just the other day I lost an entire incense and lucky egg I bought to server issues. It pisses me off and its not the first time. Don't act like the game isnt broken because it is.

Do et
https://youtu.be/ook9Y22a2gU

>>27318563
Not true but ok. Why do you say that like its a bad thing. Maybe you need to socialize even though I haven't had to.

>>27324864
>he doesn't know about spoofing