>cloyster looks like a vagina >pokedex entry is a squirting

>normie comes on /vp/
>shit posts /tv/ meme

pottery.

>>27295113
It's a mollusk you idiot. That is literally how scallops swim.

>>27295143
I don't know man. That spike looks like a clitoris.

>>27295165
No. It looks like a Gastly in a clam.

>>27295203
It looks like a purple woman birthing out a Gastly.

>>27295165
It does look like one. Cannot unsee now.

>>27295113
Right before Victory Road in Johto you double battle a couple that uses a Cloyster and an Onix.

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>>27295113
>>27295165
>And heteros wonder why women hate all males.

>>27295678
>has a labia minora
>has a labia majora
>has a fucking CLIT
>clam is slang for vagina

yeah

there is no way they weren't laughing their asses off when they created cloyster. it's a fucking cooter-mon.

>>27295764
Yeah. Or, it's a clam and you're a niggerfaggot. That spike looks nothing like a clitoris.

>>27295797
>>27295797
Let's not forget that one double battle in R/S/E where a male trainer uses a onix and the female uses a cloyster.

>>27295678
>anon thinks there's nothing vagina like about an oyster
>clam is a very common term to reference a vagina
>has a clitoris spike

>>27295113
>>27295165

Bivalves are considered aphrodisiacs for the sole reason they look vaginal. Cloyster just looks like its real world counterpart.

You kids need to study harder in school.

>>27295113
>what is a siphon?

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what did they mean by this

>>27296552
>male cloyster
Fags.

>>27296552
>Cloyster (male)
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>>27296415
That spike does not correlate to any real bivalve anatomy. The spike is what does it for me.