ITT: Pokemons you'd like to eat Bonus points if you write

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I'd eat this on any way avaliable, really

>pokemons

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>>27198685

Cherubi.

>>27198685

>>27198685
>Tauros steak
Why not just eat dirt instead?
Would taste exactly the same if real world steaks are any indication.

Unfezant

>Common a fuck
>live in forest so it's really healthy

Must be nice

>>27200880
>doesn't appreciate beef

What?

>>27200959
But we're not talking about beef, we're talking about steak.
Beef has flavor. Beef can be enjoyed on its own in a variety of ways, or mixed with other things to create a variety of dishes. Beef is really good.

Steak on the other hand, is bland and flavorless. In order to be enjoyed, it must be prepared in a very specific way so that it doesn't taste like shit. It is impossible to bring out the flavor in steak, because it has no flavor. You just have to cook it just right so that it doesn't ruin the flavor that you put onto it.

Steaks are the diamonds of food. In other words, overpriced, overhyped garbage that is only enjoyed because people assume that spending such a ridiculous amount of money on something so worthless must make it classy somehow.

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Alakazam's brain while it's still alive

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This piece of shit is basically asking to be put in an oven

>>27201383
Wasn't that the point of its design?

>>27201383
But that's obviously a loyal member of the SS.

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Gardevoir

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>>27200946

>>27201806
Wow, so ebic and original! :^)

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>>27200946

foolishness.

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>>27202019
forgot your picture bro

>>27202019
>Not wanting to eat the gardevoir

>>27201113
Holy autism Batman
Steaks taste good
Even without seasoning or sauce just make sure it is medium rare and the rendered fat is enough to give it flavor

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>>27198685

>>27198685
I'd pick tauros too but not exaclty a steak seared filet mignon with italian balsamic blueberries vinegar with steamed spinaches and jacket potatoes

>>27198685
I'd like to eat a Pikachu or Squirtle.

Guinea pig is suppose to be tasty and I've never had turtle.

Gyrados sushi would also be good.