>tfw dad owns a small Chinese takeaway that he has owned since

reposting this didn't need it's own thread, fucker

>>27187236

>Professor Oak's Birthing Eggs Fried Rice

I would buy this for the name alone.

I hope your dad can get back on his feet again, OP. Best wishes.

I would have stopped for food. Buy poke lures.

>>27187236
I-I would eat there anon

I would visit your dad's shop OP, I love chinese takeout.

Also if this is real, a pokemon themed shop sounds qt af, I'd probably eat there for that alone

>>27187236
Serves him right for being a chink faggot. Tell him to fuck off to his country, and go with him as well.

>>27187236
That's so sad. He should put up a sign that Pokemon's only for people who grab a bite to eat in his shop. That oughta do the trick.

>>27187236
Rough story.

The lures thing is a really good call though. $99 investment and he can run a perma-lure on his spot for a week, which would certainly cause people to linger.

Another option would be selling the place now. Advertise on craigslist yourself and see if you get any bites. I'm sure that there is someone out there with the same idea as your dad but a better ability to execute.

Best of luck, unless you're a mysticfag, in which case you can get fucked.

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>>27187236
If his food is shit, why would I bother buying any of it? Why should I waste my money giving your dad a handout?

>Untasty Psyduck
>Professor Oak's Birthing Eggs Fried Rice
This sounds utterly disgusting. It's not even fit to be a dog's dinner. Take your sob story with you and fuck off out of my kitchen.

>>27187236
Dude help him out, rename his menu to something that makes sense, has a flair of pokemon but doesnt seem desperate, fix the place up and help him out with food. Even if you have a different career set for you it doesnt hurt to get a good rep goin and have a side business which you will inherit and make money on the side, and even if you didnt want to deal with it you could sell the entire business, the better it does the more it sell for

>>27187236
>eating gook food implied to be made out of pokemon

Lol

>>27187547
>implying you wouldnt eat a miltank

>>27187236
Op you could try giving out free samples to pokemon Go players.
Based Team Zapdos would get to sample orange chicken
Team Valor gets to sample the Duck
And Mystic gets all the free ice cubes they want

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>>27187326
I think jamal is mad the police don't hate asians

>>27187527
If this story is real I wanna help y'all out. Can you post the menu pic?

Also give discount or free drink with purchase to people playing pokemon go. Toss up lures at lunch and dinner rush hours.

>>27187236
make sure to have charging stations inside that are unlocked with your purchase. so that incentives people to eat for 20 minutes, grind that pokestop, put a lure, and then go their way.

idk might b cool....

>>27187236
Make sure you're putting Lures on the stop at all times. It'll make people stay. Don't be a faggot and helpl pops out :)

>>27187666
This. Give incentives. If you drop a lure and show your Pokemon ID that you did you get a free appetizer or drink or something nice.

>>27187501
eat shit Ramsay

>>27187671
CHARGING STATIONS! People need this shit. I need this at night though.

Op talk to me on deviantart you have an account. I wanna help pops out. I work at a similar Chinese restaurant and made them a pretty decent website and menu. I can hook him up so things go better: reginaldspektor.deviantart.com

>Pika-chow Mein

I want some!

OP here I tried to tell him all the discount shit but he refuses to have any sort of sale.

>>27187804
He's fucked. Or if you can show him other businesses around that are giving incentives and discounts and show they're doing better he may change his mind. If not see how much you guys can sell it for.

>>27187236
Half-Chink half-white here, can he make real Chinese food and not the dogshit that White pigs like? I'd eat that up any day. Still, Chinese food is great, have faith in the guy's food.

>>27187980
Free samples, perma-lures, charging stations.

This will require more investment than a new menu and some posters to really profit off of

>>27187236
That's hilarious, hope he kills himself.

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>>27188043
I shouldn't have kekked why did I do that.

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>>27188038
But real Chinese food is literal dogshit.

>>27187236
>letting your father be homeless
>not taking him in

>>27188042
The food should sell itself. The poke lures, doesn't even have to be the owner's poke lure, and the discounts are just to get people to take a second look.

>>27187236
>No service
>No Pokemon
Simple fix. Put lures out to draw in a lot of people to the area and make them buy food to access the Pokemon.

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>>27187236
>be OP
>dad is loosing everything
>pokemon might help him, but not sure how to.
>dont help, nor explain to him
>post on 4chan instead
You are a shit son

>>27188161
>make them buy food to access the Pokemon.
How? Fucking knock off their phones and not give it back till they buy shit?

>>27188067
Confirmed for never having eaten real Chinese food.

>>27188220
Confirmed for sub-human

>>27188246
Yes you are.

>>27188220
I have friends from Hong Kong and Taiwan. Honestly smells like asshole.
Only god knows how it actually tastes good

>>27188251
Yes, you are.

>>27188251
>>27188331
Just kiss already and make up

>>27188331
Yes, I am.

>>27187236
What city

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>>27188418

>>27187236
it seems that the autism runs in your family

>>27188217
>How? Fucking knock off their phones and not give it back till they buy shit?
Or maybe not let them in your restaurant?

>>27188161
you dont have to be in a building to access a pokestop. retard

>>27188067
panda express isn't real. Nor is the shit from sanfran's chinaslum real

>>27188507
They don't need to be in the restaurant to tag the Pokestop.

They're doing it all wrong. Get food with a lure placed. Why don't you have him give discounts by level like that pizza place is doing?

>>27187236
Buy a shitton of lures.
Put a sign on the window that offers a free lure placement with a meal purchase.
That means GO players will have an incentive to enter the shop, and then stay there for a while, but in order to get that incentive they have to buy food.

>stock up on lures
>no loitering signs

Hopefully not a pasta, but you could offer a special night/deal for Pokemon Go players? Some sort of discount for those who play, maybe, even if small.

>>27188220
I have friends from Hong Kong and Taiwan. Honestly smells like asshole.
Only god knows how it actually tastes good

>>27189115
You already said that.

>>27187236
Where's the restaurant located? I love chinese food, and I'd be more than happy to help out an anon in need.

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>>27187236
I'd recommend ditching the poké themed named for the food and instead just stick up some sign with "Free drink if you catch here" like a lot of other places.

>>27189638
Keep Pika-chow mein!

General Charizard's Chicken ~very spicy

>>27189289
Phone has been glitching like that for couple days. Sorry

>>27189674
Make them 'secret menu' items that come with lure drop

I have unironically eaten at my local chinese buffet because there is a pokestop in there. They didn't go out and change the menu and scare away their other customers though.

>>27187236
This makes me feel so fucking depressed...

>>27189674
>General Charizard's Chicken ~very spicy
I topokek'd more than I am alowed

>>27187326
Trump pls

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>>27187607
but the food is shit, remember?

>Free wifi
>Charging Stations
>Help your dad make menu names less autistic
>Use lures to draw Pokemon nearby
>Play Pokemon videos on a tv inside the store
>Clean the place up
>Go fucking look up a few recipes on the internet
>Give discounts to each teams on a different day

So much potential. Stop being autistic on 4chan and help your dad out.

I thought the story was going to have a happy ending for a second there.

>>27189989
>Trump supports harsh anti-immigration laws, claiming that immigrants are a threat to our society
>Was literally handed his fortune and success by his grandfather, who was one of those harmful immigrants who threatened our society
I wonder how bad his education must have been for him to never have heard of native americans.

>>27190049
Oh no, the native americans got fucked. That's why we learn from history.

>>27187236
fake, but stop being a terrible son and fucking help him instead of watching the trainwreck. come up with your own ideas, give him a reason to cook again.

>>27187607
>Instinct doesn't even know the name of his own team
TOPU KEKU

>>27190049
Trump supports reform of immigration laws to make it easier for people to enter the country, actually.

>Confusing legal immigration
>With illegal immigrant

But then again you probably already knew that shill.

>inb4 "but da muslimsss"
Yeah, go ask the French how they feel about all that Muslim immigration the American sjw types were calling for, right now.

>>27190060
>That's why we learn from history.
OOOh ok so he's just never heard of the great wall of china, the berlin wall, or the maginot line then? That makes more sense.

>>27190109
>Trump supports reform of immigration laws to make it easier for people to enter the country, actually.
Well then maybe he shouldn't have turned his entire campaign into a "deport the beaners XD MAGA" memefest.
Also, oddly enough all his official stances seem to indicate that he is just against immigration in general. Wonder why he'd say things like that if he actually held the opposite stance?

>>27190049
White immigrants aren't dangerous.

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>>27190113
What is false equivalency?

>>27190155
>Deport Illegal Immigrants
>Somehow "hue beenurz"

>>27187236
> that pasta
well now I feel old

>>27190246
>it's a false equivalency to compare the history of immigrants being dangerous to the history of walls being useless
???
Try coming up with an actual argument instead of a Ben Garrison image maybe?

>>27190282
>Maybe if I keep pretending it'll be true

>>27190297
Isn't that Trump's campaign slogan?

>>27190333
>Being this mad about enforcing the law

>>27190364
I wasn't aware that there was a law mandating that politicians contradict themselves at all times.
I apologize for criticizing your candidate. He is apparently very good at keeping the law.

>>27190417
Nice deflection.

>>27190049
except whites can only assist a civilization, modernity-induced existential loss aside

>>27190455
what are mexicans doing wrong?
they work way harder than white people, do it for insanely cheap, and do all the jobs no one else wants to do.

>>27190499
Citation needed

>>27190455
>except whites can only assist a civilization
Soo are Russians not white then?
And obviously England isn't white either because they certainly didn't assist anyone in the dozens of countries they invaded.
I think you spend too much time listening to your dad's drunken rants to realize that history exists and proves all your viewpoints wrong.

>>27190517
Citation needed

>>27190499
they drive down wages, which is why both parties want a massive influx of ludicolo

>>27190510
i was working at a christmas tree farm once and the work was so intense that my boss at the time who's usually obssessed with working hard couldn't walk the day after he did it.

the mexican guy there did it 24 hours a day every day of the week.

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>>27190517
Russians are further apart genetically from Western Europeans but they still have/had a decent society. England helped every single country they colonized, yes. African leaders put it best - white colonialism comes with a face, while the modern Chinese colonialism is simply extorting their countries.

>>27190575
>England helped every single country they colonized
>England helped the poo in loos
This is some next level delusion holy shit
I think the truth could create a physical embodiment of itself to come and rape you, and you still wouldn't be able to recognize it.

>>27187236
>not learning his recipes and reviving the shop

>>27190600
wonderful points.

>>27190612
Yes, they are. It really is a shame you will be able to understand or I would share them with you.

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>>27190638
I will be? Sweet. I'd love to hear about how abolishing child marriage or building railroads ruined India, but this is a fucking Pokemon board so I'll leave you to your interesting view of reality.

>>27190575
>russians
>raped by mongols
>partially jewish
>fell for the greeks are roman meme
>sucked tiny french cock

lol

>>27190733
I-I thought this board was a-about p-pokemon..

>>27190658
>rides his tail like a surfboard
Raichu is the most radical Pokémon