>be riding in car while my 18-yo brother is driving like a maniac
>after leaving Starbucks, a motherfucking Pidgeot appears in GO
>I start flicking balls at it while my brother speeds down the highway
>we're also trying to hold like two drinks each so this is really fucking difficult
>brother suddenly slams on the breaks
>my coffee spills all over my lap
>I yell at him and he tells me he didn't think the light would change that fast
>when I look at my phone again the Pidgeot is gone
>it was the fucking rarest pokemon I had found so far
>mffw
>>27186106
Ok.
>>27185972
i found two pidgeots in my room yesterday
>>27185972
Haha! You're looking in the wrong places! Yesterday, I crawled underneath my neighbour's truck and found a Mew! Haha! I was shocked too! Anyways, after I captured it, my neighbours offered me a cold glass of lemonade! Haha!
>>27185972
>brother slammed on brakes
>blurry retard frog
LOL, fuck off and die, faggot
>>27185972
this moment when american drivers are fucking retards... omg