Team time edition
>>27185328
no new eeves evolution
see you in gen 8
HUSH
THE SALAD IS ASLEEP
>>27185328
What six eevees are the most viable for a full team?
>>27185627
Umbreon, Sylveon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Espeon. The other three aren't competitively viable, but I think LeafyIsHere is the most useful of those three. If you're making an ingame team, though, all of them will probably work fine, if you have patience for terrible level up moves.
>>27185627
Umbreon, Espeon, Sylveon, Vaporeon, Glaceon, Leafeon
>>27185627
Umbreon, Espeon, Vaporeon, Jolteon.
Pick up Flareon and Leafeon because Sylveon a ugly and Ice a shit.
>>27185328
So what the hell are Eeveelutions? Cats? Dogs? Foxes?
>>27186018
IMO they're a sort of mix in between. Eevee shows this most strongly, while some of the evos skew one way or the other (Espeon is based on a nekomata with a split tail for instance, so very much 'cat').
>>27185328
and so the Floof begins
>>27185328
>eevee Friday
Party hard, yeah !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnCDRe8Z5rg
>>27188625
>you will never one day be picking vegetables and find a Lettuce poke in your basket
why live?
Post eevee butt.
>>27185812
Still mad that Glaceon isnt good. Maybe if they buffed ice or hail it would help.
>>27185812
But umbreon is awesome, curse + morning sun + payback and you're set, you don't even NEED an extra move (but toxic stall is always good)
APPARENTLY if you nickname Eevee "Sparky" it will evolve into Jolteon, "Rainer" will evolve into Vaporeon and "Pyro" will evolve it to Flareon in Go
It's unconformed but a few more people have been saying it's true
It's a reference to the Eevee bothers episode of the first season
>>27189267
Can you change their names again after they evolve?
>>27185782
Dat Jolteon.
>>27188625
I NEED MORE QT EEVEES
>>27185812
>LeafyIsHere
but why
>>27185765
>>27185782
>>27185798
>>27185841
>these are some of the first posts
do not bring great dishonor to /ef/
food is ready
>>27193336
>Floofs internally
>>27193336
ears didn't flop outward to neutral position after the lid was removed
5/10
>>27193336
which eevee is the most edible?
>>27185605i have some dressing for her
I want sylveon to rub me with its tentacles
>>27197729
I'd rub Sylveon's tentacle if you know what I mean~
https://player.vimeo.com/video/174821377
>the whole town went crazy for a vaporeon
jeez you guys
>>27199014
Vaporeon is a nice one
>>27185328
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736158
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736158
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736158
>>27200504
pic related
>>27199014
>"vaporeon central park" instantly as I typed in the nav bar
Hmmm
>>27208226
we need more FLOOF stat!
>>27208435
you got it fampai
>you will never have an eevee as a pet
why even live?
>>27212953
f-floooooof!
that's enough fluff for now
>>27197711
>they kept the cheek spots when it's a Pikachu thing
into the trash it goes
>>27214625
It has been a very slow weekend for /ef/. Is everyone out hunting eevees?
>>27216117
Nah, just been on vacation.
>>27216117
compared to recent threads, it isn't much slower. there's only so much to discuss about eevees after all, and only a few people regularly post images
Gonna need some eevee ass in here pronto.
>>27219570
>umbreon with sun
>espeon with moon
triggered
Sylveon is an overdesigned trainwreck
>>27220732
to be fair the "moonrays" would be caused by the sun
they should both be day evos
>>27220717
>>27220791
Aspie
>>27185944
Replace Glaceon with Jolteon and then you'd be gewd
>>27189516
Yes
>>27199014
Something like this happened where I lived when a Venusaur showed up at the beach. Twenty people, in the middle of the night, parking their cars on the side of the road wandering around trying to catch it.Regrettably, I was one of them.
I'm so sad we will probably not have a new eevo until gen 8. Fuck.
>>27226751
it's fine, in gen 7 we're getting mega eevee
>>27226904
I'd totally be cool with that. More fluffyness is always good.
feeling down for no reason. what do?
>>27229119
bake some cookies, it'll keep your mind off your troubles while you're busy making them and leave you with something sweet at the end
>>27218998
Cheer up you sad salad!
>>27229119
Is it seasonal affective disorder?
>>27232830
wh...what is that anon?
>>27233974
Just go out and get some sunlight and see if it improves your mood.
>>27233974
it makes you sad
Gonna need some eevee cheeks on the double.
Rearcheeks.
>>27236101
0/10 not asscheeks.
>>27236155
you didn't say please you buttface
where are your manners
>>27236155
your meme is shit dude
>>27236319
Your mon is shit without asscheeks.
>>27236285
Make it worth my while.
>>27238249
Ass isn't the main focus
3/10
>>27236101
that's really cute
>>27238579
But it's not ass.
>>27238585
doesn't have to behere's your (You) by the way
>>27238610
I'm not looking for replies.
I'm looking for a specific thing.It's mounds of cellulose and glucose layered over each other on top of the glutimus maximus.
>>27238766
>glucose
That's a form of sugar. You okay?
>cellulose
You mean cellulite. Cellulose is the fiber in fruit and vegetables.
>glutimus [sic] maximus
There are also three muscles in the buttocks: the gluteus maximus, minimus, and major, that cross at the top, bottom, and middle of what we would consider the buttocks.
--
I know
>giving science lessons on 4chan to someone who will probably forget not too soon after
and
>falling for the bait
This...doesn't seem like bait. Or if buttposter is a troll, then he's a good one.
>>27239589
You still haven't given me an ass
>>27241028
>>27240524
>>27240281What the fuck is this shit supposed to be?
>>27241461why are you using spoiler tags?
>>27242009Surprises.
>>27242132
>the ass is covered
>>27242900
>it isn't turned around waving
i will not rest until we get an eeveelution for every existing type
>>27243214
BUG TYPE WHEN
>>27243261
Ass type when?
>>27243439
>>27243114
how can flareon wave at you if it's turned around?
>>27243639
Don't worry about that part.
>>27243634
>mfw this thread
>>27243114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh8GowiJe4Q
>>27243806
Excuse me, waiter?
I don't remember ordering the pee-pee salad.
What I wanted was the leafy salad.
>>27244569
give that leafeon a bath
don't want it to track mayo anywhere
>>27244569
that's a lazy shadow, not urine. don't make this weird
oh, it's the image limit. see you next friday, then
>>27244961
Everyone knows shadows aren't yellow though.
Are you special in the head anon?
>>27243793
>anything
>those polygons
Pick one
>>27245341
drawing it with tones from the body isn't at all unusual, and that artist hasn't done a single pic involving piss. please don't force your gross fetishes into everything
>>27245536
lmao
I never even mentioned it was my fetish at all
stop projecting and trying to cover your obvious mistake
>>27245866
there has never, in the history of mankind, been a time where eevees and piss were brought up in the same sentence and fetishes weren't involved. the two even have a sort of history on /vp/. but of course i must be projecting
>>27246165
>anon admitted he was wrong
*slow clap*
Thanks anon, you owing up to your mistake makes this place less of a shithole. Of course, /vp/ only has like 2 people, but still.
>>27247051
>reading comprehension
i'm not "owing" up to anything, i'm saying you're a part of that never. if someone exists who posts about "pee-pee salads" in a thread topic with a history of pissfag infestation but isn't a pissfag, i'll eat my hat.
and for the love of god, use sage. this thread is dead.
>>27247452
bump