I NEED MY EEVEE TO HAPPINESS EVOLVE AND I NEED IT NOOOOOOOOOW

Release him and he'll be super happy.

>>27163648
EV reducing berries + O-power + Soothe bell

>>27163676
K senpai, hacked in 999 berries. How much do I eat?

>>27163746
>cheating
Fuck you. I'm not going to help you anymore.

>>27163758
I bet you breed :^)

>>27163766
Why not just increase the happiness?

Just play with it in Amie for a while.

>>27163648
Ride your bike in circles. Steps are the biggest contributor to happiness.

>>27163796
Because he's a lazy piece of shit

>>27163746
OP here, it took 30 berries.

>>27163746
Let me get this straight.

You can hack in berries, but not the pokemon

The Massuse in ORAS + 3 massages from a Secret Base member and a quick battle should do it.

>>27163911
That would be cheating!