If each religion was a Pokémon type, what would the type effectiveness

They would all be Fairy type

>>27141044
Oh boy this is going to go well.

I'll check back on this thread in 7 hours or so to see what kind of shenanigans you've gotten this board into OP.

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>>27141044
Everything is supper effective on jews

>>27141044
Christianity is water type because it's everywhere and it's pretty strong, but not without its weaknesses. Judaism is bug type because it's strong against fucking nothing and everything shits on it. Buddhism is normal type because it's not super effective on anything, but it only has one weakness.Confucianism is psychic type; It used to be really strong and overpowered but it got unseated pretty hard and has been falling ever since.

>>27141044
OP, your opening up a can of vicious piranhas.
quit while /vp/is still in one piece.

>>27141073
I really like this image. Can I save it?

>>27141073
nazis have to be fire type
and jews bug

>>27141087
It´s all yours my friend

>>27141089
Nazism isn't a religion. Jews are definitely bug types though, they've been shit on for all of history.

>>27141118
every stupid thing can be a religion

so I count nazism too

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>>27141101
Danke, Traudl.

>>27141073
>rule world
>all their enemies have been btfo

Jews are gen 1 psychic

>>27141085
Bug is a fantastic offensive type, what are you talking about.

Also, Judaism shits on pretty much any polytheistic religion.

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>>27141131
As an atheist myself, I feel there is only one appropriate response to such a stupid statement, and I hate you for drawing it out of me: *tips fedora*

>>27141131
By your logic we ought to count your retarded ass as a religion too.

>>27141054

kek.

>>27141146
That's cute. I fall in love with Dolphy-chan.

>>27141044
What is that below sikh? It looks like a biohazard.

>>27141044
Christianity
Judaism
Hinduism
???
Islam
???
Taoism
Shinto
Buddhism
Sikhism
Jainism?
???
???
???????????
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???

Help?

>>27143167
if somebody believe in his "retarded ass", then yes. that's freedom of cult : I don't fuckin care about what you believe so you don't bother me with it. it is how it works in developed and civilized countries

>>27141044
You forgot atheist.

>>27141044
Islam can only use self destruct.

Effective against all but still btfo by everyone else.

>>27141085
>Buddhism is normal type because it's not super effective on anything
Buddhism is strong against mudslimes.

>>27145130
Meme magic has truly gone too far this time.

Starters would be Christian type Jew type and Moslem type

>>27141285

>Bug is a fantastic offensive type

What game are you playing? It's Super-Effective against three types (that already have weaknesses to much better offensive types) and is resisted by seven types. If that's what you call "fantastic", I hesitate to ask what your definition of terrible is.

>>27145089
>implying atheism is a religion

a·the·ism
/ˈāTHēˌizəm/

disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.

synonyms: nonbelief, disbelief, unbelief, irreligion, skepticism, doubt, agnosticism; nihilism

>>27145207
Still a belief system that's no better than any other belief system.

All ghost type or psychic maybe a dark or a water type here and there.

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Moslem the pokemon

>>27141044
Can't wait for r/atheism to infect this thread with its cancer.

>>27145207
Most atheists treat science and ''''facts'''' as a god.

>>27143789
Zoroastrianism?

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>>27141044

I'm done creating the image now.

Islam needs to be normal for stab Self Destruct.

All religions should be dark type, building your life on anti scientific lies and conformity is pure evil.

>>27145207
Atheists treat atheism like a religion.

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>>27145560
>Cross
>Rock

Shiiiiiizaaaaaa!!!!

>>27146031
well, you are talking about a huge bunch of the world, do you mind not to put everyone in the same boat ? especially since atheism (which is a - theism, literally "no religion") takes many froms, just like theism which contains all the pretty pictures on OP's pic.

religions should be something you keep for you and never speak about except when it's relevant.

>>27145949
And I bet you still believe in the "Dark Ages" myth.

>>27145560
>>27141044
>>27143789

How many fucking religions originated from India? Wtf was going over ther?

>>27145353

It's a lack of belief. There are no qualifications for being an athiest other than "not believing in gods". That there are athiests that are fanatical about shit does nothing to change its definition.

>>27146255
Atheist do like to put everyone in the same boat. Why should they get immunity.

>>27146374
because all atheists don't put all fanatics in the same boat :^) ?

>>27146031
No, they might seem odd to religious people but all they do is try to stay in the neutral sane position.

>>27146326
it big

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>>27141044
How can you align animals with religions?