Who /teamvalor/ here? Team valor is controlling both of the

Fiery rubber chicken pls go

Why does no one wants to be Yellow? Everyone is either Red or Blue where I am at.

>>27133862
>redfags beating back the yellow huns

It's like I'm really in a gang

>>27133910
>color of piss

>>27133910
Practically everyone on this board is yellow. People here want to say it's because normies blah blah Red blah blah Blue. But I really think it just happened that way. Everywhere around me is Valor and Instinct, when all the internet polls and /vp/ will tell you Mystic the most commonly picked team. It just depends on where you live.

>>27133862
Red Team sucks!

>>27134116
Fuck off yellow scum. If I ever see one of you near my house I'll beat your fat sweaty face into the ground and break your phone.

>>27134173
I'm Mystic actually. Good guess though.

8/10 for pure enthusiasm and that fantastic follow-through.

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Team Instinct till I die bitch

>>27134290
Well, team mystic may not be as fat and smelling of old cheese, but they go around screaming at people and fucking up all the good gyms.

Team valor does actually beat kids up though so I guess it's a fair trade.

I can't wait for black people in the hood to get this game and completely change how gangs function.

Wait players can control certain gyms in Pokemon Go?

>>27134393
like ingress, yes

>>27134393
Yes you retard. Do you even play the game?

>>27134371
I don't really associate with anyone while I play. I'm also not huge into the battle system, so I'm just trying to complete the dex really. Plus I have really shitty taste and like Articuno the best of the three.

>>27134478
Where I live, it's impossible to not meet people playing the game. At any time between 8am to 10pm, you could see over two dozen people walking around with the game from a single block.

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valorposting

Nobody gives a shit what team anyone is. I would have picked no damn team if possible.

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>implying this is bad

>Have to battle fellow team members that control gyms just so you can level it and gain a spot in defending it

What a stupid fucking concept

>>27134322
People who are Instinct need to kys

>A rubber chicken

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>who /teamvalor/ here?
>mfw i fell for the team mystic meme

>>27134322
I'd you ever walk into valor territory I'm curb stopping your ass

>>27134717
Aryans at the top, shills in the middle, and commies at the shitty bottom.

>>27134717
mystic is is definitely Bernie and instinct hilary, trump as valor is dead on though

>>27136659
I agree. The superior aryan waifu representing team valor is quite apropos

Sure, you could go blue, and you could wander about from gym to gym never lifting a finger, placing a weak Pokemon in any slot that will have you. You could compromise your morals, and take the easy path, the simple path, the popular path. But It's not about the easy path, it's about the right path. Often the hardest to follow, but also the most rewarding. The path that gives no concessions and takes no prisoners. The path that offers no compromise.

Compromise? Ha, compromise is not in team Valor's blood. In the dead of night, a red tide shall sweep across the land. And you will weak sweating in your beds and wondering why all your pokemon's health is but a sliver. A sliver that serves as our calling card, a sliver of the color you will grow to loathe and fear: Red.

>>27133862

Good to know you are on best team, comrade

>>27134749

Lel, what else can we do? It's the only time Fedora-wearing Mystics aren't standing guard.

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>>27136807
fucking nigga f you EVER step into valor territory me and my homies is capping your ass

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Finally some Valor members. Everyone around me chose mystic.

If Pokemon Go at any point causes mob violence, you can be damn sure Valor will be responsible.

Mysti-cucks and Instinct-kin beware

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>>27136778
I picked the red one cause boobs

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>>27133862
Gonna roll valor when I get my new phone tomorrow.

Mystics are assholes anyway

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>>27134116
Actually on the strawpoll poll. Valor is the least picked team. Nevermind it changed. inb4 adblocker

http://www.strawpoll.me/10712862/

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>>27136778
>doesn't put the toilet seat down
>sits down to pee
Of course such contradictory statements were made by a Valor member.