You have 10 seconds to explain why you didn't join Team

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>>27125992
I don't drink enough Natty Ice.

>>27125992
I'm not at level 5 yet.

>>27125992

I like Zapdos more than Moltres

Anyone who picked their team for any other reasons than it being their favorite bird / color is regarded

>>27125992
Because team mystic is for the elites.

Valor is just a bunch of MLP magic the gathering playing fedoras.

>>27126029
Regarded in which ways?

>>27126011
this and I never will

no mobile internet is a shit

>>27126060
As shit

>>27126060
Regarded as a moron, I'm assuming.

because Instinct is better, and so is Zapdos. You guys are just dimestore Mockingjays.

>>27125992
because my fav color is blue, and my fav bird is articuno

>>27125992
Zapdos is, as a Pokemon, just better than Moltres and Articuno.

Requesting team valor blood picture

>>27125992
Because I like Zapdos more

>>27125992
>A rubber chicken

Team Mystic is talking about evolutions.
I'm assuming this will have to do with future updates.
I'm rather a collector than a fighter so I prefer faster evolution to simple power ups.

I like articuno better

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I don't want to join team reddit

I'm not retarded. Mystic is best team.

There's a lack of yellow in my city, I like Zapdos more than Moltres, and my brother was already on Team Valor.

I always pick the blue game, might as well pick the blue team.

>>27125992
Because Team Valor is autistic fedora tipping edgelords

>>27126642
Lol, team mystic is the reddit team of choice, and most of them call valor a bunch of racists and bullies. Seems like mystic is full of libtards, while instinct just kinda...exists?

Instinct>Mystic>level 4->shit>Valor

>>27125992
I just joined Valor because the representative was a shadow female.
>I don't get new waifu
DROPPED

>>27126824
Jealousy is a woman's trait

Blue is a nicer color.

>>27125992
I picked Mystic because I like Articuno best, and I didn't want to risk there being some link between team choice and getting the legendary birds. I wish I had gone Instinct because all my friends are Instinct. I'd be down with a paid switch option.

>>27125992
But valor sucks asshole doesn't it? I thought that was general knowledge

>>27126061
I've caught 6 without leaving my house. Go into a city and do a McDonald's crawl or some shit. Buses here have free wifi too, so I was thinking about just sitting on them all day

Are we the baddies?

Valor4lyfe
RED OR DEAD

>>27125992
>Zapdos is best for competitive
>Articuno is the best aesthetically
>Moltres is a shittier talonflame and a rubber chicken on fire
Gee I guess why I didn't join the worst team

>>27126363
>hunger games

how does it feel being 15

TEAM VALOR'S LEADER LOOKED LIKE A QT SO I CHOSE HER

Because I don't have autism

>>27127400
>Articuno is the best aesthetically

nice opinion fagtron

The best way of leveling up is to evolve several pokemon while you have a lucky egg up. The way most people get strong pokemon is catching a pokemon near its CP max and evolving it. You're all team Mystic deep down.

>>27125992
Moltres (and zapdos) are trash

>>27127478
Articuno is the most popular because of its design, it's a fact. Stay mad valorfag.
The only reason there are people in valor is because red is a favourite color of many people.

>>27127509
>Articuno is the most popular because of its design, it's a fact

It's literally an opinion.

>>27125992
yellow was my first game
Plus moltres looks like shit
and everyone and their grandmas are on blue

>>27127454
>looks like a qt
>literally a sillhouette

>>27126903
What reason is there to be jealous?

I am not a faggot :^)

why is team yellow the retard choice

why am I a retard

>>27127890
butthurt

>>27127645
you can see some tiddy

>>27127832
I hate valor now more than ever

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>>27126626
It would be very uncharacteristic of Niantic to give different advantages to the teams later on. Ingress teams had little backstory blurbs too but it had no effect on gameplay.

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>>27125992
>what team do you want senpai?
>Just fuck my shit up

>>27125992
Because i don't play Pokemon Go

It was my second choice behind Zapdos, or, Battery Jesus.

The point is, that Blue, Mystic, Articuno worshipers are fags.

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>>27125992
>unironically supportin team reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhhk6Gia48

Why are team Valorfags so insufferable?

They are so fucking arrogant

>>27125992
Because Moltres looks like a rubber chicken and Ho-Oh is superior in every way.

>>27128259
Because when they are not masturbating in their mothers basement they are shitposting on /vp/

>>27128269
Even Talonflame is better

>>27128085
As ugly and insufferable as it looks, I'd STILL rather be yellow memebro than an anthropomorphic fedora or a normie.

>>27128231
I like this idea.

Lugia is best bird

>>27128347
Lugia is no Ho-Oh

>>27128347
When they release gen 2 pokemon they'll make new teams.

Team Rainbow and Team Pimphands

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Young children (mostly preteen and teenaged boys) join yellow because they are still maturing into adult men.

Fedora wearing kissless virgin ledditards join red because they see boobs.

Mature and we'll adjusted adults who are in long term relationships (men and women) join blue.

>>27127191
>all day

>spending your whole day on pokemon go

Yeah, no thanks. My social anxiety is bad enough, having to look like a creep with his phone out all day walking around a mcdonalds is way over the line.

>>27125992
I'm not fourteen years old

I'm not a faggot
Team Mystic forever!

there was a gym down the road from me that was run by team valor so i chose mystic to be a pro, plus articuno is best then zapdos then
moltres

>>27126029
>not picking your team based on which version of gen1 you played as a kid
either youre regarded or underage

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Because that stupid fire chicken is retarded.

>>27128546
What if we played all three versions?

>>27128574
>being that kid
I guess autists will create their own reasons regardless

>>27127524
Facts about statistics of opinions are facts...

Valor - childish tryhards
Mystic - Fedora edgelords
Instinct - Yuppies

>>27128546
I played red, but I didn't want to be on the same team as a bunch of faggots.

>>27126815
Pretty much this.

Mystic are elitist morons who can't back up their statements besides with droves of low CP Pokemon. Most of them I've met chose it because they're obsessed with the color blue or they think they're wise for picking the "wisdom" team.

Instinct is apparently "le Reddit team" when in reality it really isn't. They've all been pretty chill so far, and none of their gyms are absolute shit, even if they're scarce. I respect Instinct because they talk less shit than any team while still pushing for results.

Most of the Valor players I come across take the game way too fucking seriously, but their gyms are only halfway decent. All the weird shit about "burning a path through the dark and taking what is ours" makes me regret picking them. Still better than Mystic because they're more "walk" than "talk" from my experience.

>>27128671
In my experience, mysticfags are all bark and no bite. They lack good pokemon and so they have to wander around in groups of 5+ to take any gyms.

Meanwhile, I solo Mystic gyms on a regular basis.

>>27128671
Instinct seems kinda edgy loner types, I say that as one. I'm alone in my town. I'll hang out with people at lures and talk friendly bants, but I go out driving alone at 3am to knock over all the gyms. I fight like the devil to hold'em too, even though I know back up will never come.

There aren't a lot of Zapbros, but they roll in like a storm when you least expect it. They're usually the quiet ones who are very determined to do what they came to do without getting too caught up in politics. Here for the game, not the X VS Y squabbles.

But that's just based on lurking the threads and observing the general trend of overcompensating for smaller numbers with alternate tactics. But I could always just be projecting.

JustinRPG

I'm not an idiot who thinks in dichotomies.

AKA Red and Blue fags.

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mysticfags to busy trying to shitpost

NeoGAF has chosen Team Mystic to back
Reddit is likely full of Team Instinct
4chan backs Team Valor

Is the great war upon us

Because Articuno was my favorite of the 3

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>>27129011

>>27125992
I like Articuno more than Moltres, and I value intelligence and strategy more than power.

because i prefer articuno

Because my character had yellow clothing, and instinct would match him better.

>>27125992
because it's literally my mom's burning rubber chicken

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>>27129046

>>27129046
>NeoGAF has chosen Team Mystic to back
who is that, who even is that

>Reddit is likely full of Team Instinct
Mystics say Reddit is full of instincts, Instincts say the exact opposite thing.

>4chan backs Team Valor
4chan backs every day a different fucking team and you are shit for implying something different. We are all fucking clueless but you might be the dumbest motherfucker in here

>>27127832
>Killed Hitler

Isn't that a bad thing?

>>27128736
So what you're saying is people in mystic play a social game together and you go on your own and waste more resources to take gyms?

Wew lad

I like Articuno

>>27129046
Every person I meet at lures mentions going to Reddit.

Every person I meet at lures is Red, with the occasional blue.

I am yellow. I am posting here and do not post on Reddit.

Gangwarfags of all colors are pretty much the worst. Friendly bants is one thing, but caring this much is actual autism.

>>27126815
Woo! team instinct. we exsist alright.

and we are coming for your gyms

blue is nice color, i wear a lot of blue, so i joined blue team
red can be okay sometimes, ketchup sucks
i've never been fond of anything yellow except mustard

Because I'm not a faggot.

>>27128736
>solo Mystic gyms on a regular basis
>big fucking deal since you are able to use at least twice as many mons as they
>you still potentially waste more resourcess than them while doing your shit alone agaist a huge mass of people

I almost seems like you're trying to brag about your stupidity. Also you seem to be fucking lonely, I feel bad for you.

>>27128231
we arent in this gen yet go away

>>27129258
idk man, hitler killed hitler, so that means the fuhrer himself was team valor

>>27128613
Yeah, but Articuno being aesthetically pleasing is an opinion