>go outside to catch pokemon
>put on Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions to keep me pumped and make my pokeballs fly true
>wander around aimlessly, not really paying attention to where I'm going
>catch some good rares, including a Farfetch'd and a Magnemite
>theres a valor gym at a martin luther king mural
>challeng accepted
>a huge crowd of people are there, i'm excited for many battles
>they're yelling and chanting and holding up signs
>"The people united will never be defeated"
>"Don't shoot"
>I've never seen people so into Pokemon Go
>decide to place a lure module
>A Jynx spawns. I catch it and show it a group of fellow trainers to let them know
>"You better put that shit away if you know what's good for you"
>"Don't you want to catch Pokemon?"
>"Is this guy for real?"
>His shirt says "I can't breathe"
>connect the dots
>can't breathe
>Pokeballs
>They're role playing as if Team Valor = Team Plasma
>oh.png
>Just then Team Mystic shows up. I know its valor because they have "blue lives matter" signs and shirts
>some people from both sides start Larping
>pretending to punch and stab each other
>am genuinely impressed, haven't seen any of my fellow yellows show such commitment
>cops show up with riot shields
>I try to explain what's going on
>"We're just fighting over this block"
>he tells me to disperse or he will use pepper spray
>I don't want to waste the lure
>just then a Slowpoke appears right where the cop is standing
>not a rare but I only need a few more to evolve mine
>try to catch Slowpoke but I keep missing
>cop asks "what are you doing"
>"I'm catching a slowpoke with my phone"
>"turn that off"
>Let my fellow trainers know that I lured in a Slowpoke
>he pepper sprays me
>now i can't see the slowpoke
>Waste 10 balls but catch him anyway right as the cops knock me unconscious
I didn't manage to overtake the gym but I still did pretty well for msyelf. Did anybody else have a successful day?
I'm so glad a different thread died for this quality content
tl;dr
>>>>/pgg/
>>27097426
go spongebathe your atrophied legs
>>27097449
You're the one posting a thread that could've easily been made as a post in an existing one, fucktard!
Are you intentionally flooding, or do you not care either way?
>>27097468
Pokemon Go is a main series installment
>>27097515
Yeah, and we've made a special general just for you like we did with all the other ones.
>>27097515
So? there are literally over 50 threads, many of which has less than 10 posts
why not use one of those threads instead for your story?
>>27097563
my opinion's as valuable as anybody else's
>>27097581
I didn't say anything that devalues your opinion
I just said this is a thread that could've been posted in the general >>27094357 >>27096007
or many of the other 50 threads that are already about GO right now.
Your story isn't so valuable that it needs its own thread, i mean, nobody's even responded to it yet
And even if you want more people to see your thread, you can understand that some people don't like this huge influx of GOthreads, can't you?
>>27097640
they're gonna add trading in an upcoming patch
>>27097666
>666 get
Anon tard confirmed demon
>>27097666
Guess what else? This is now a Loli thread.
>>27097700
>>27097700
God fucking dammit. Get your weeb shit out of here. This thread is already braindead as it is.
>>27097713
>>27097719
>>27097719
>>27097666
stop rambling fucktard, you're making it clear that you're intentionally shitposting
>>27097700
remember to use sage when posting, friendo
>>27097719
Hello?
>>27097700
I wanna cuddle in iris's hair. it's so puffy.
>>27097737
>sage
whats the point? there are plenty of others GO threads around. at least lets make this thread an example.
>>27097719
pokemon is a weeb game. making ash eat burgers didn't change that.
>>27097765
>dat censor
I lol'd
>>27097732
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