>Install Pokemon go
>Catches Bulbasaur
>Catches Pidgey
>Catches Weedle
>Uninstall the game 30 mins later
This has to be the most overrated game/app of all time.
Don't tell me you actually enjoy going on hike to fucking catch pokemon and battle some shitty ass gym with microtransactions /vp/
>>27067758
Uh, yeah. I rather enjoy the novelty of getting of my ass to catch'em all.
>>27067758
I feel like it would be more fun without the stupid glitches and its great app to get to meet new people. Lots of girls and guys have come up to me while playing pokemon go and we chat about the game. Its never been so easy to talk to people. Especially for an autist like me!
>>27067758
The less people like you the better my man.
>>27067758
>these are the kinds of people who make fun of you for liking pokemon go
op how obese are you
>>27067758
>install pokemon go
>it's literally my childhood fantasy to have pokemon in real life
>catch a few pokemon, having a good time
>go outside to hit up a few pokestops
>people are there laughing and having fun while they play
>introduce myself
>we show each other our pokemon and have some bantz about which team we're on
>someone sets a lure so we all hang around
>end up making plans to hang out later
>might have made my first friend in years
>just kidding i am a shitposting cavedweller who can only complain about free things
>>27067809
Mah autist
>>27067859
Wow, a group os us went out today and this actually happened to us in a local park. I dropped a lure and we met another group of 20 somethings and a family. Everyone was polite, even our giant black friend was with us.
It was a great fucking time.
>Pokemon go make XY/AlphaOmegaruby look like masterpieces
>tfw met a cool chick while playing go and she was playing go
>chat her up for a few hours
>we have a date planned at the local park for a picnic
>>27067758
It's fun for people who actually go outside every day
This just proves /vp/ like anything pokemon regardless of the quality.
I like it, but hope they add more stuff over time. It's super limited right now. Just being able to trade with others would be terrific, or give others candy. For a game that's so perfect for connecting with new people it's got some shit interactivity right now.
Also a better tracking system. This 3 footprint mechanic is garbage.
>>27067943
>Going outside wandering around like a autistic to fling a pokeball at a pokemon is "fun"
Phew
>>27067758
I feel ya OP. I mean I like Go enough. I turn it on a few times but only have a few mons and none that are good enough for the gyms around here. I work 12 hour shifts, 5 nights a week so Go isn't that useful to me. I haven't even hit lvl 5 and it's depressing to see all these people with better mons simply because they have more time to walk around than me. I get the appeal though. I still much prefer to just sit and play ORAS or BW2 on my 3ds. I'm glad people like Pokémon again though, but I'm not an elitist ass who hates to see others with the same interests as me.
>>27067893
I know right? My gf and I actually met several groups of people our age (25+) which is really hard in a small college town. Everyone was having a fucking blast.
>>27067952
/vp/ doesn't like Pokémon Dash.
>>27067976
I don't even care about genwunners, this game just sucks fucking ass.
>>27067974
Or
you know
people who actually go outside as part of a daily routine.
Like going to a job
>>27067758
>>27067974
>obese neets
It's much more fun when you have friends to go with
>>27067943
>Haven't gone outside in years
>Pokemon go released
>Now walking 6km every morning and 6km every evening with occasional lunch trips
>80% humidity 90 degree F south Texas weather
The only thing limiting me from walking more is that my battery lasts an hour. That all changes Monday when my 20000 mAh battery pack arrives.
>>27068005
Sure it's got technical issues but I feel like you're missing the point of it. When I do use it, it can be fun despite its negatives.
>>27068031
I'm sorry I don't want to go on hikes to play a shitty ass mobile game with nothing redeemable about it.
>>27068065
Sounds like you have no love or joy in your life. That's sad :(
>>27068065
Aren't you just a little ball of sunshine
>>27068086
Nah, I'm just not a fucking faggot who will eat garbage up.
I bet you collect amiibo too.
>>27067893
I can agree, me and my girlfriend went out today actually on a hike on the trail near home catching Eevee's and Nidoran. Later we drove downtown, I battled in my first gym, found lots of poke stops and even learned more about the town I live in.
We found another couple and some odd paired friends at the park near downtown that set up a lure. We of course ran up introduced ourselves and showed off our poke bros. It was a blast, had a great time all day outside with a simple excuse as I wanted to play Pokemon.
This small app hits me right in the nostalgia and gave me a good day today. Can't say anything bad about the idea of its implications, but it has its glitches. Still I rather like Pokemon GO and want to see how far they take this idea.
>>27068065
The redeemable part is hanging out with friends and meeting people. In our small town we have 3 competing Facebook groups and lots of people are active. The redeemable thing is everyone is connecting and making new friends through our little local rivalry. It's fun.
All kinds of people are playing too. Families, well adjusted normies, social out cast, and huge neets. It's fun man.
>>27068103
Nope, don't collect amiibo or care to much about Go. I just think it's funny how it brings out the worst in some people. I guess I just don't understand it. It's a mobile AR game meant to bring people together and all you're doing is proving how forever alone you are
>>27068157
Me not liking a overrated shitty ass mobile app mean I'm forever alone? Fuck off shill.
>>27068173
>
>Me not liking a overrated shitty ass mobile app mean I'm forever alone? Fuck off shill.
No retard, it's how condescending you are to people who do like it, that's how I know you're forever alone.
>>27068153
I'd rather play a real pokemon game t b h
>>27068213
I'm sorry, but I call out people on their horrible taste.
I would legitimately not shake hands with someone who play pokemon go, they don't deserve any respect.
>>27068232
>doesn't enjoy a game and feels he had to write a blog about how he doesn't like it and thinks it's overrated
>people tell him why they really like the game
>goes into full fedora mode
>>27068173
gb2 /v/
>>27068258
I'd rather be a fedora tipper then to associate myself with cancerous individuals.
>>27068232
This is why you're alone. Certainly you are able to see that this sort of cynicism is borderline unhealthy
>telling this to /vp/
>a pokemon hugbox
>>27068293
Annnnd? So? What your point? People like that aren't worth my time. I can tolerate majority of opinions, but not something like this.
This is just disgusting.
>>27068331
We have to stop feeding this guy.
>>27068364
I'm being serious.
Pokemon go is so fucking bad I cannot understand why anyone would even like it.
It's mindblowning, I don't care about the genwunners hoping on this shit.
This game is just garbage, plain and simple.
>>27068331
>
>Annnnd? So? What your point? People like that aren't worth my time.
You're time isn't worth anything. You spend it complaining about a mobile app on Internet message boards.
>>27067758
>I am so fat that I wish everybody else was fat too
get off your ass you dumbass fatass asshole.
>>27068286
No more (You)s for you after this one
Okay fatass?
/v/ IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN
>>27068384
O.K. you don't like the game and we do. /thread
>>27068417
>>27068418
>Waaaaah fatass waaaaaaah
Nah, I'm a skinny NEET. I'm just saying your mobile game sucks.
>>27068384
>I cannot understand why anyone would even like it.
So you are socially inept AND retarded. It all makes sense now.
>>27068384
friendless faggot
>>27068449
More like the people who enjoy this game is retarded.
I actually have taste to not lower myself to liking such cancer as pokemon go.
>>27067793
Uh, yeah slashpokemans wants you back :d
>>27068462
Pokemondrone
>>27067925
>then I woke up under the stairs
>>27067758
Well it is overrated but you misunderstand whats actually going on. People dont go on hikes to catch
Pokemon and play pokemon go. They go on hikes to go on hikes and enjoy a hike. Pokemon Go just adds variety and gives a hike an extra flare of nostalgia and immersion into a social media trend.
>>27067758
every fucking time I start this piece of shit game up it says "stay alert!" and then crashes. fuck this crap
>GUYS POKEMON GO IS GOOD YOU JUST DON'T HAVE FRIENDS YOU FAT FAGGOT
/v/ here, grow the fuck up and stop playing shitty children games
>>27068574
>implying all games aren't for children
You faggots over at /v/ are hilarious
>>27068574
right back ya /v/irgin
>>27068574
>chinese cartoons
>/v/
>"grow up"
>>27068623
Majority of Nintendo games are for children this is a fact.
Also not all video games are for children, pokemon manchild.
>>27068516
It's something some of these autists will never understand nor appreciate. It's the social experience brought upon by the game the thing that's so fun, not the game itself.
>>27068652
>Not all videogames are for children
t. manchild
Give me one example of a game not for children (if it's for edgy teens it counts as childish),
>>27067758
i dont have a smartphone, it sounds like a very shitty game in itself, but it would probably help my autistic ass to go outside once in a while, and hell maybe even talk to someone
too bad i cant play it
>>27068440
>NEET
oh, I see. then I suppose you are'nt too concerned with this game since you are too busy looking for a job. makes sense, happy job hunting. get off 4chan until you get some applications
>>27067893
I honestly can't believe this is so popular. I haven't been able to actually play while I'm out yet due to no data but i haven't seen anyone at either of my jobs that looked like they might have been playing it. I feel a little disappointed.
>>27068648
>sponegbob maymay
>on a Chinese video game board
Hello newfriend, what kewl subleddit have you just come from
>>27068696
>(If It's for edgy teens it count as childish)
Expect that not true, It's still for the more adult audience.
Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, Donkey Kong, etc are for made for children.
Stop getting asshurt, you play games that are for children.
>>27068696niggaIdon'tcare:^)
It's like going to an anime convention and telling all of them anime is dumb and for kids ( there's no point and no one is really just gonna stop because of your opinions 2bh)
>>27068761
>Weeb on full damage controlcry more :^)
>>27068853
Anime is actually more target toward adults.
SoL anime especially for older men.
It's okay to admit you play a series that made for children.
>>27068760
Unless you work at a pokestop, it'll be pretty hard to tell who plays it and who doesn't.
I was talking about it at work during lunch, and a few of the really fine girls said they liked playing it, along with almost every single dude.
>>27068853
>weeb
Please keep bragging about your first breath of fresh air because of a mobile game mr leddit normie
>:^)
my only problem with it is all the fucking fences around where i live.
i ain't trespassing for a weedle.
plus wandering around retention ponds and canals is a good way to get ate up by a gator.
>>27068930
Didn't necessarily mean just people who work there, just people in general walking around. To be honest I don't exactly understand how pokestops and stuff work yet so I dunno. Like I said I haven't been able to really play it since I can only play at home.
>>27068904
>>27068942
>WEEBSCRYMORE :^)
>>27068737
>job hunting
but that would lead to his eventual happiness, and OP hates actually helping himself.
>>27068232
>they like something I don't
>these people deserve no respect
You must be a real popular guy
He's so mad!
Good god, man!
>>27068990
Please gain height
>>27068054
Good work dude. I've also been walking 10+ km every day since the game came out.
>>27068990
It's like I'm talking to a child.
Well, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised considering who this game made for
>>27069068
Gee wizz I bet u have alot of leddit karma back home
I just wish it had more content. Pokemon is really hard to screw up, and while they didn't screw up completely, if isn't the perfect game people are claiming it is. There is a lot of room for improvement.
>>27067976
>doesn't have time to walk
>yet has time to shitpost in 4chinz
>>27069243
>There is a lot of room for improvement.
Good thing it came out two fucking days ago and is in a format that can have updates pushed to it instantaneously.
>>27067974
I bet you haven't been outside in fucking months. I bet you haven't spoken to anyone aside from your parents in months either, and I bet you're also an asshole to your parents even though they're the only reason you're still capable of shoveling junk food and garbage into your mouth while you slowly rot away/jack off to 2d titties/complain on a Pokémon forum. Lose some fucking weight, go outside, and talk to somebody for once you fucking loser. You're wasting your pathetic life. You want your mom to come home to you dead, laying in your bed wrapped in your cum-soaked sheets next to piles of food wrappers and dirty dishes? You want her to see all the nasty shit you do on the Internet? That's the path you're going down. It's not too late to turn it around you fuckin pig
>>27069369
tl'dr
>>27069180
Sick burn anon
Upvoted :)
>>27069369
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