>Be me
>Be carless
>Friend running eraands in town
>Friend has car
>I go with because im out if pokeballs and Mankeys and Beedrills have shown alot around where i live
>GIMMIE.jpg
>20 minute drive to post office, try 12 times on way there
>Each time the servers are fucked the fuck up
>"Our servers are having issues, come back later"
>Get to post office and friend goes in
>Go connects and post office is a Gym
>Need to join a team still
>Sweet mothet of baby jesus yes!
>Join Mystic master race
>Gym already taken by blue so no worries
>Little spinning pokeball appears
>fuck.png
>"Our servers are having trouble please come back later"
>Shiiiiiiiiit! I need pokeballs!
>Okay calm down, still going 20 minutes away to get ice cream at a place with my friend. Ice cream place and massice cone statue are pokespots as confirmed by Ingress
>try to connect 15 times on the way there no luck
>park and eat ice cream and chill for 30 minutes
>no luck
>return home where the ice cream place is 2 miles away and theres jack shit in sight of my house
>Guess ill try again next time im out
WHY ARE PEOPLE PLAYING THIS GAY ASS GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27039174
Fuck off underage.
Tl;dr
>>27039200
Not underage im 19 and fuckin poor
>>27039200
Drove around for over an hour, tried to connect 25+ times, got in for 2 minutes before i was kicked off again to not be able to get back in.