Come on man....

UK LAUNCH WHEN

Seriously, what the fuck. Is this because of the Brexit or some shit? Just give us a date at least.

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>>27037611
Yep. And i just drove down to the park for the pokestops. Anybody else have to drive to find anything?

>>27038236
I have to drive into town for density, but I have some shit like a mile away I can walk to.

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>>27038214
Ken, it's fucking horrible. I'm holding out and refusing to download the .apk just because I want it to feel legit, but it's getting really hard to resist the temptation.

Especially because normie fucks who played Red and Blue and then quit are all pretending to be legit long-term fans when I know for a fact they weren't.

I just wanna feel special ;_;

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>Watching tv
>Decide to check nearby Pokemon
>Kabuto
>Run out to find the fucker
>Catch him
>Servers die 5 minutes later
Who /safe/ here?

>Servers crashing every 10 minutes because America.

>can barely choose any nicknames because of the use of a database 5 years old

>Can't customize character after making it

>No perks for joining any team

>Can't trade

>can't battle outside of gym conquerings

>1HP Glitch in gyms

>Can't automatically take gyms after beating the leader assuming you didn't get glitches. Can just get gym sniped.

>Gen 1 mons only


Is Go the blunder of the century?

It's my lunch break so I pop my last incense and start walking and they go down. It's bananas

I have a yellow gym down to its last battle before i can take it over and now this shit happens

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>27038317
I just got a Kadabra before shit went to hell, feels good man

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>servers look to be stable
>"Alright cool I can pop an incense now"
>probably get about five spawns
>can only catch one before server dies
>time on incense now ticking away while servers are dead

I hate you fucking Americunts I swear to fucking god it was fine before your fat fucking asses showed up FUCK

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>>27038383

>>27038214
Honestly you're better off waiting. I played till lv7 on my Pokemon Trainer account and havent been able to log in for over a day. Now I know what I'm missing.

>>27038317
I went on a good spree, got a Tangela, A few Eevee, and an Abra, and Bulbasaur

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>>27038383
>Started waking up early so I don't deal with the crashes
>No good Pokemon in the morning
Either the servers die or I run out of battery because the game is a battery vampire

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>>27038383
same here, poped one when i came back from work, caught a pidgey, server died
French official release, when?

Do I need fast Internet to be able to play it? Overused my internet volume and the game was loading so long. Dont know if it's the server or me

>>27038355
You forgot that it crashes constantly, freezes at loading screens, can't find your GPS half the time, finicky touch screen wastes your poke balls, and microtransactions are overpriced. Also this game is built for Japan so if you live anywhere not a city good fucking luck.

How the fuck did Niantic look at this as a final product and think yup seems good for release.

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>>27037611
>get nearby gym's Pokemon down to one hit away from dying
>server shits itself

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>>27038236
>tfw not living in the middle of fucking nowhere
Feelsgoodman

>>27038383
No it fucking wasn't. Game was crashing before it was even released here.

Just Niantic fucking sucks and this game is a cheap cash grab.

Remind me again why companies don't rent servers from Amazon for launches?

>>27038477
>he doesn't have a pokestop at his house
Might as well just kill yourself now.

>Don't feel like going outside after every crash because I know it will just happen again
Really motivating me to go outside Nintendo

Went out in 101 degree weather with the app open from earlier. Vulpix, eevee and cubone all near me. A mile out and notice it's acting buggy and reload to see servers down. Why tho?

>>27038531
The GPS has been fucking with me even before it went down desu

>>27038362
When they fix these problems a good idea would to apologize to the players by giving everybody 5 incenses.

I was going to walk to lunch. Now I will just have a sandwich.

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Well I'm not leaving this fucking spot until i get the gym. I'm not gonna have come here for nothing.

>>27038580
literally what happened to me yesterday and what I avoided today regardless of some anon calling me a bitch for it

How are you playing I can't even make an account

>>27038598
Use your Google account dumbass

>>27038214
If that was because of brexit it would be out in the rest of europe already you idiot.

>>27038477
>live in louisville ky
>nearest pokestops are at a funeral and police station
>tfw no car
>tfw shut-in neet
>niggers are outside

>start the game for the first time
>get it set up everything works fine
>see bulbasaur outside my house
>servers go down
JUST

>>27038608
Noooo

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I heard Go is driving Nintendo shares up.
This is good.
Use it to BUFF UP THE SERVERS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>27038649
So you're an autistic, no life, no friends, pansy ass racist? Gb2/pol/

SERBS UP

>3 years of Ingress
>Never a single server fuckup huge enough for the game to be literally unplayable
>Only a handfull occasions when it had actual server issues
>Frequent anomalies when thousands of players are battling intensively in the same area

>3 days of Go

>>27038355
>1HP Glitch in gyms
What's that?

>>27038692
Jerome please

>>27038692
am from /r9k/.

>>27038552
>>27038524
>>27038470
>>27038355
You need forget what you imaged and think about wjat it actually does for what device it's on, the size of the app is minimal and if it was any bigger there would be cunts complaining about that. Trying to do something as big as this without any faults would be impossible.

>>27038673
>>27037611
This is some really shitty artwork considering how frequently you see it.

>>27038469
I have been playing with low connection speed, it's completely playable and won't really delay anything

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>>27038698
I saved a picture of a nigger on my phone solely so I could reply to you.

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>>27038649
>niggers are outside

>>27038236
>>27038297
>>27038580
moronic amphibian poster

SERVERS ARE BACK UP

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>>27038649
>>niggers are outside

>>27038698
Not up for me

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This is what all mobile gaming needs.
Giving the user blue balls at startup.

>>27038355
Servers crashing because of too many people

If any thing it's a huge success

>>27038779
Fuck you

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>>27038649
Load up.

>>27038779
"No"

My work is a Pokemon gym. Paying to make my Pokemon stupid strong about 10 shops nearby.

Love oft when it works.

>earlier when server's first started sperging out
>trying to catch the millionth zubat
>Pokeball keeps freezing on the top of the screen midthrow
>both Pokeball and Zubat randomly spaz through the screen like sanic
>annoyed but can't help but to laugh

>>27038798
Maybe they didn't expect this many people to get in the game at the beginning, that or the amount of people downloading app via APK on Android or using iOS accounts that have Pokemon GO was too big that it ovsr-saturated the servers

>>27038908
Maybe they should have fucking prepared by using rental servers.

>Mewtwo shows up
>Try to catch it
>Servers down

JUST LEFT THE HOUSE SPECIFICALLY TO VISIT STOPS REEEEEE

>>27038908
They saw it coming and like every mobile app company they went full goy and cheaped out on the servers.

>>27038908
It's Pokemon

I barely like Pokemon and I downloaded it. So I'm sure other got it for something to do.

>my job has a lot of travel involved.

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>working like a charm all day
>catch shitloads of pokemon just within my apartment complex
>take over two gyms
>feels good

>getting ready to drive around to pick up groceries and run a couple errands
>looking forward to hitting a bunch of pokestops on the way
>servers go down

>>27038908
Shut the fuck up.
Really. Just shut the fuck up.


It's like the gorrillion game that has server problems on launch.
They are just too greedy to rent more servers.

My facebook notifications are blowing up right now with people bitching about this shit

>4 pokestops, 1 at each entrance of the park that's right across the street from me
>I can infinitely farm items by just walking in a circle around the park
>but I haven't had a pokemon show up in about 14 hours despite walking everywhere
>Finally went home to appartment complex
>3 rattatas and a nidoran show up within feet of each other right near the main office
>touching them doesn't do anything, can't initiate an encounter, can't catch them now
>fuck my life
>fuck this game
>fuck everything

>>27038722
Can't beat the gym leader's ace because it stays at 1 hp.

Either you faint while it stays immortal or you time out and fail to take the

>>27039063
to...
t-to take the what anon!?

Is there a list of all the Pokemon in this game.

When the diarrhea servers come back I want something to look forward too

This will legit kill the game, normies wont have the patience for this

>>27039099
Looks like the original 150 for the moment.

>>27039081
He got murdered by the gym leader.

>>27038667
Literally why

>>27038673

Did they use this pic because those are the only fucking Pokemon IN THE GAME!

>>27039081
The sniper got hi

How did these fucking retards not anticipate that this type of game, especially Pokemon might have high traffic.

I am already bored of trying to sign in

>>27039235
Candlejack strikes aga

>actually get to gyrados screen
>RETRY RETRY RETRY RETRY

This game has motivated me to get a job and find my own place
so that I can play it and go outside whenever without being judged by my parents

>>27039338
I know that feel man. My mum called me sad for going to a pokestop today and apparently the game isn't an appropriate excuse for being late to a lecture

>>27039338
>>27039467
Who cares. My old HS friends and I all play it, and we're almost in our 30s

>>27037611
>Go out on a walk
>Lose connection to servers
>Try to connect for minutes
>Decides to walk back home
>Connects as I'm almost home

>>27039537
All fucking day this has been happening to me. I wanted this game to be good so bad...

All morning (EST here) everything was just fine. Now I'm going to get home and be able to play longer than 30 min and the servers will still be down

>>27039573

That's my problem too. I was catching a lot of stuff and hitting pokestops this morning, then at about 2pm, it went down and I haven't been able to connect since.

>>27039562
Go out at like 2am or come back in a week when the hype is over

They've been down for over a fucking hour now!

>>27039599
yeah It worked really well when I was out drinking last night I just was really looking forward to playing on my walk to work today.

more like pokemon stop

>>27038377
Thunder god acts in mysterious ways

>>27038580
even if you get it, some guy will come along and wipe his ass with your strongest pokemon. it's always like this.

>>27039773
Not the anon you were talking to, but how are you gonna get free shekels without taking gyms?

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pls I wanna catch em all

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>home all morning
>servers up
>go downtown for the afternoon
>servers down

muricans go back to sleep pls

>>27039899
>yurotrash can't wait to play so they crash US severs.

if you're an Australian you can stay

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LOL

>>27039965
>:(

>>27039965
rude desu

>>27039965
Faggot nigger slut cunt I bet you think solrock is good

>>27038412
this! cant use trainer account. used to say "authentication issue" now it just poops me back to login screen with no message. whats the deal?

>>27039965
Jokes on you my mom is already dead

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>get out of work
>excited to take over some gyms run by red shitters
>servers exploded
sure is fun

>>27039965
why

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>>27039965
:u

>>27039965
nigger bitch

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>>27040019
worked fine initially btw. if u then try and sign in with google its like a new file. i just wanna connect thru trainer club

>>27039965
Pls

>>27039965
>Not availabel in your country

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>>27039965
actually not taking chances since my mother currently has breast cancer

>>27039965
fuck

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>>27039954

oi cunt

>>27040222
>European Union

>>27039965
REEEEEEEE

Maybe this extended downtime is them fixing shit

Please let me hope

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>>27039965
Why do you do this

> Be in university
> Pokemon and spots all over the campus
> I have to watch over the 3D Printer
> Finally finish
> Servers go down

This was 3 hours ago.
Now its night time and I cant give a fuck anymore.

Thanks

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>>27040222
>buttmad Aussie spent the time to take a picture of his passport so he could call me a cunt
>he didn't call the yuroniggers cunts
>European Union
>mfw

>>27039965
maybe they should just delete my account

>>27037611
Anyone else bothered by the low resolution of this pic?

WE'RE BACK NIGGERS

>>27039965
Pokemon GO is shit and my mom passed away this weekend but here is your free (You) faggot.

>>27040324
Nice try

>27039965
Too bad for (You), I was already saved by Immunity Cat :^)

>>27040324
Servers are down again

>>27040309
It's pissing me off almost as bad as the servers being down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

non-Australians literally kill yourselves

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>>27039965

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>>27040339
>>27040346
3:45pm

REMOVE YUROP

>>27040402
Holy shit anon your party sucks
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/4rvh3i/a_detailed_guide_to_1k_cp/

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>>27038284
>>27038284
>>27038236
Hahaha fucking pokestops-poorfags

>>27040419
Yeah....I know

>>27039965
you fuckman

>game servers completely full of children during the day
>have to go out at night in high visibility clothing so instead of being hit by a car i get mugged
bravo gamefreak

>Me and 6 people go into a nearby city with one of those fast little 4g internet hubs that one guy has unlimited data on for a "Poke-hunting day"
>Everyone in trainer hats and shit all looking forward to having a dumb fun little day
>Server down the whole time.

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>tfw friends donated their power banks to me so I can be outside longer

Thanks guys. You're true bros.

>>27039965
Fug

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>>27040302

I don't think you know who you're talking to.

It's cool, we were all new here once.

>>27039965
ffs

Servers are back up

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>>27038477
Iktf

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>>27038692

>>27040535
Go to hell tyrone.

>>27039965
tee hee.

>>27039965

>>27039965
Fuck you.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>>27040535
Worked for me, so if you tried to troll nice try m8

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>>27038355
the 1hp glitch. that shit urks the fuck out of me. tried to take over a few gyms last night and fucking this.

>>27039965
Fuck (you)

>>27038214
>ORAS
>GO
>SM
Why is Europe always the last to receive Pokemon nowadays?

>>27039965
Fuk you <:(

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>>27039965

>>27038355
Don't forget the fact it really drains your battery making you unable to play more than 30 minutes before your phone dies making you have to invest in a portable phone charger.

>can see gym from my house
>take over the level 3 red gym
>tough fight
>go back home
>gym instantly taken back by reds
>get a 330 CP raticate
>servers down
F U G
U
G

>>27039773
yeah it's some straight horseshit. Have my Nidoking there and some shitty eevee took it over the next day. horseshit

>>27039965
*sigh* baka

>>27038355
To be fair it's still on version 0.29 so by the time we get to 1.0 there will be battles, trading, character customization, and all generations of mons

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>>27039965
4U

>>27039063

That happened to me while trying to snipe my brother's gym while we were at a park on vacation. I shall never get the chance to take that gym back again.

>>27040668
Thank you based immunity cat :^)

>>27040724
That's a big pokemon

>>27040562
>racists are from /pol/
corrected, wow amazing
this is how it works - everyone who is racist or ignorant is from /pol/, and anyone you don't like is from reddit.

Servers still down for you guys?

>>27040793
They're never coming back

>>27038979
>they're too greedy to make their app successful
hmm

>>27040793
yeah

Anyone having issues with pokestops not loading? I was in range of like 4 before the servers went down and I could only get stuff from 1 of them. General server hiccup?

>>27040629
>༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

DO IT AGAIN!!! MAYBE WITH ENOUGH SHEER WILLPOWER!!!

>>27039965
benis

>>27040864
Yeah, I was able to get in but the pokestop near me wouldn't load properly.

>>27040874
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>>27039965
No

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Servers are down.
Post your teams.

>>27040864
Before servers went down, yes. They did load, but it kept zooming into their info instantly on it's own.

>>27039965
I wouldn't mind if they deleted my account but you had to bring my mother into this.

>>27040924
Blu reporting in

>>27040740
4u

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY LIFEFORCE ITS NOT LIKE I NEED IT ANYWAY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>>27040924
Yellow here

>>27040955
gtfo

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>>27040924

>>27039965
fuck you

>>27039965
Fuck you

if there is a yellow gym nearby, should i join yellow for free shit or a different color to try to fight my way in?

>>27039965
UK release now please

>>27040924
team mystic on deck

>>27040955

My Mystic brethren!

>>27041042
Iunno about other regions, but in mine I barely see any yellow. It's all blue and red. With most of them being stacked in blue.

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>>27041042

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>>27038649
>tfw I live in Louisville KY too
I currently control the gym at the Bardstown Rd Krogers, come fite me

>>27041077

Red has conquered pretty much my whole town, with just one Blue gym located in a tiny ass Methodist church.

>>27040955

I was really hoping for a green team as I prefer that one, then I had to pick from 3 shitty ones.

Yellow was too gay (male leader)
Blue was too cool
Red was too edgy

I went blue because she looked cute.

I don't mind short hair and my dick is now pointing in that direction.

>>27040999
No

Nice trips though

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Bullshit. Havent been able to log in all day.

Are servers still down for everyone?

Servers are fucked so I can't even reach level 4

>>27041116
México out

>>27041080
what's wrong with that bulbasaur on the left?

I just want to go on a nightly walk and catch a bunch of pokemon

Is this too much to ask

Boy howdy do I love being unable to play because of cheap servers.

>>27040924
Red here

>>27039965
Dick

>>27040924
Blue blur reporting in.

>>27040924
Team iceburd reporting.

>>27038731
>impossible
No it isn't. Creating a big game isn't an excuse for shitty programming. Sure programs can be buggy, but good testing fixes that.

>>27037611
>Game released for Americans
>Fucking EUROTRASH FUCKS STEALING OUR BANDWITH

WTF THIS ISN'T FAIR ITS ILLEGAL

>>27041152
THIS

They fucking better be using this downtime on actually doing something about their horrible servers.

>>27040924
Team Mystic because Articuno is my favorite.

>>27038673
The golbats wings are lower res than everything else why?

>>27041187
>implying it's Europe and not California
No surprise that everything went to hell once west coast woke up.

>>27041187

>buy cheap american servers
>complain when they go down

Your fault, our servers in Europe could've easily handled the whole world from loading in.

>>27041187
>tfw playing in México.
Yeah EUROTRASH

i sent my poke to stay at a gym, im not the leader, what do i get out of it?

>>27041224
Yeah because "made in britain" has such a good reputation

>>27041251
Literal cuck.

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> it's a ....maaad world

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Oh shit I made it in.
Washington State here.

>>27041251
Pretty sure you still get coins, go to the shop and try to click the shield icon in the top right.

>map out plan with schedule before going on train out of town
>pokemon go does what it does best
give the yuropoors their servers already

at least my town has no blacks so it's safe at night

>>27041251
The occasional free shit
once per day, you can get some dust and other shit for every gym you contribute to

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>>27037611
>downloaded GO the second it went up
>busy day
>finally got to play at night
>five minutes in
>choose character and starter
>get kicked off
>have yet to be able to log in a single time since

Fuuuuck dudes, I just want to play. I should have used my Google account instead. It's too late now, I already used my favorite username on the Trainer Club account and spent a dollar of free money I had from some random iBooks lawsuit on coins.

>>27041292
shit nigger really?
WA here as well, trying it out

Servers back up for me

oh shit my game is loading somehow

Are the PTC accounts ever going to work again?
I finally caved and made a Google account to play in the meantime, but I really wanted to use the name with my PTC account and I caught an Ommanyte on there...

>>27039965
reply

>>27041320
>>27041326
Immediately broke again. Got the pokeball softlock again.

>>27039965
fuck you

>>27041360
shit
same

>>27041360
>>27041373
Yep. It's RIP. We're just actively DDoSing their servers.

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I still haven't been able to make use of the pokespot because the servers won't stay up for 5 minutes. :|

SERVERS UP BOYS!!!!!!!

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I am so putting a Jynx here

>>27041422
Or a Mankey

I just hope my Pokemon Trainer acoutn name isn't already taken, which is the name I use for everything. But if >>27041397 is an indication, it is probably already taken and the only available names are ones with both numbers AND letters or maybe underscores

I don't understand why companies still refuse to rent servers for launches.
You don't have to actually buy the servers, you can stop using them once the load drops off, and it makes your launch fantastic instead of being a pile of shit.

>>27041422
>>27041437
Just level the gym up and put both.

No gyms, stops or even a single spawn in radius from my home
Checked in at least 5 customers homes today, and still nothing. You lucky motherfuckers.

>>27041445
Can you double up with your own Pokemon?

>>27041445
On my way to de-rank ur gym.

>>27041441
I have 3 super bizzare names and all were taken. No special characters (including underscore) allowed. So have fun being fuccboi02938.

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What is this suppose to mean

>>27041465
Nope. Only people of the same team can add.

Got in boys. Ghastly everywhere

>>27041445
Wait, you can put more than one pokemon?
I think it gains a level for every trainer that puts their mon and everyone can only put one

>>27041202
All 3D rendered parts of that image is low res.

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I'm considering faking my GPS signal. Do you think Niantic will notice? Will I get B&?

>>27041441
>>27041470
PokemonGO shares the same username database as Ingress.

>>27038649
Live in norther ky. No pokestops to be seen unless I drive out to Alexandria or Florence. Why do I even bother.

So I'm retarded and I have a question. Can I just sit here in my house with the app running and find Pokemon?

I've been unable to log in for like 3 hours now, are us Europe-fags getting banned?

>>27041483
Servers are fucked. Try again in ~4 hours. It's supposed to show you a Squirtle, Charmander and Bulbasaur so you can choose your starter.

>>27041491
It levels up when people of the same team fight at it. Its level also indicates how many Pokemon you can put in. (To a total of 10.)

>>27041444
They didn't even bother to IP block countries where the game hasn't launched yet.

>servers are STILL "experiencing issues"

God damn it. Same thing yesterday night.

>>27041507
Yes. It will take a while, but it's possible. Until you run out of Pokeballs (which you will eventually). Which forces you to either buy coins or run out to several PokeStops, which reset after 5-ish minutes.

>>27041497
Their servers will block fake GPS. Same reason there are no cheaters in Ingress.

>>27041507
It probably depends on where you live, but that works for me. I spent the first night sitting in my apartment.

Catch 3-4 Pokemon, turn it off for like 15-20 minutes, turn it back on, repeat.

>>27041507
>>27041544
And as a side note, PokeStops can give you between 1 and 4 Pokeballs. Think about your neighbourhood. Are there many monuments or special sights? If yes, lucky you! You'll probably gain 30 balls in a matter of minutes.
Is your answer no? Well. I hope you have a car or bicycle, because you'll be starved of balls and progression otherwise.

>>27041507
>>27041464

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I got 4 starters available, so is pikachu real?

>>27041500
So there's like 4 years worth of usernames that were already taken before this launched?

i like how the starters are pointless, since they're like 10cp squirtles n shit and oyu'll never ever use them

>>27039965

>>27041516
>It levels up when people of the same team fight at it
No, that's not a level, that's Prestige.
Basically, HP

Fucking FINALLY

The servers are back up. ffs I've been waiting for hours

>decide to finally get off my ass and walk around my area along with brother
>Game decides to shit itself in the middle of the walk and hasn't worked since then

Just fuck my shit up, Niantic.

And tomorrow is Saturday so the servers are gonna get even more hammered.

>>27041621
And once you hit the max Prestige of that level, it will level up. Which allows you to put one more Pokemon in.
Your point?

>>27041603
Pretty much. It's not a wonder the gym leader's in my area have such crappy and/or odd names.

>>27041613
Yeah, I hatched 50-something Squirtle almost immediately.
It's fucking unacceptable how I'll have to dump my starter as soon as a catch a duplicate

>>27041638
If you're lying I swear to God I will find you and murder you.

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>stuck on loading screen for 5 minutes
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27041638
Down as fuck for me m8

>>27041668
He is

>>27041500
Why would it? That's stupid.
I reused my Ingress name for it and I've seen a lot of people doing the same. Resistance fags are even picking Mystic

The international rollout is paused until they fix their server issues. Sorry, Eurocucks, you'll never get to play it now.

http://www.businessinsider.com.au/pokemon-go-international-rollout-paused-2016-7

Related question: does anyone know if this is fucking up Ingress servers too?

Servers fucking glitchy but its up?

So, the only way to level up a pokemon is to catch other pokemon of the same type OR use an item? How do you stick with one pokemon and make him godtier then?

>Servers go up long enough for me to wreck some punk ass Valor's Squirtle and claim a Gym for glorious Team Mystic

Worth it.

I caught an ekans. Servers open up for maybe 5 mins and shut down.

does the game every bug where you can see your avatar walking, but you can't turn the screen or touch it at all so you have to restart?

>>27041613
That's probably why they left them out originally, but beta testers complained so they put them in. I just pretend the Poke upgrades since that's the point of the game they lost.

>>27041693
Ingress is perfectly fine.
In three years it never really had any issues that rendered the game unplayable

>>27041149

aids

>>27041638
Reported.

>>27041705
>actually being blue

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>>27041264

Thank us later.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU JEWS ITS BEEN TWO DAYS, DO I NEED TO CARRY AROUND MY INTERNET BOX AND ELECTRITY SINCE YOUR SERVERS ARE FUCKED
On that note, i havent been able to catch any pokemon because i dont know fuckall into grass and fuck rural areas

>>27041693
Doesn't make a difference, I'll just keep using the apk ;^)

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>>27041742

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I have found so many stops along the lake in my city. There's also like 3 gyms. But like no pokemon are spawning so I can't level up. Is this cause I'm using the apk instead of the actual game?

>>27041834
I also use the apk and I've caught quite a lot of 'mons. Even found a Squirtle and a Dratini.

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>>27041834
Also found a gym on the pier which was cool

>>27041834
Servers are still buggy.

>>27041834
No, it's because the server's are being shit.

>>27041870
>>27041867
Guess it is just the servers then. I've only caught 2 mons today.... I have like 8 or 10 total

>couldn't evolve Pokemon due to unknown error
>it just straight up deletes the Pokemon
BRAVO
R
A
V
O

>>27041911
RISKY PROCESS

JUST LOGGED IN

>>27041754
Because nobody fucking played it.

>>27041693
So there's the Nilantic servers frying AND the PTC have melted?
Am I missing anything?

>>27041959
Same, not seeing any pokes though, nothing nearby at all

>let's me log in with Google
>not displaying shit
>no pokestops, no inventory items, not pokemon in my party

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is this guy still working on being the first one to hack it? i don't think anyone's successfully been able to do anything yet

>>27041981
Also can't access store, so I think servers are still fucked

>>27041959
JUST LOGGED OUT

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>People honestly think that "buy more servers" is a solution for a game like this

I mean, buying more servers will help, but there's a shitload of potential bottlenecks to this, and most of them can't scale horizontally.

>logged out
>walk out door
>spearow jumps me
>catch it
>game freezes
>servers go down
>walk back in door

Well, that was fun.

SERVERS ARE BAAAAAACKKKK
RIGHT?1

>>27041909

Keep on truckin man. Im at about 80. Just dont run out of pokeballs like I did.

>>27042022
Worked for Blizzard (^:

>get an oddish
>it runs
FUCK

>>27038355
>>Gen 1 mons only

I actually like this.

Makes it feel like Red and Blue again

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>finally log in after 1 hour server problems
>try to buy 5$ worth of pokecoins
>servers go down
>-5$ in account
>keep checking pokestore
>no gold shekels

can my 5$ go towards the servers pls?

>>27038355
>1HP Glitch in gyms
pisses me off
I had to sit there for like 15 minutes to take one gym earlier today because it would either freeze as it loads the gym or give me that glitch

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>>27042080
Update from 2 fucking seconds ago. It's working now nigs

Servers are up

>>27040658
The order has always been japan->us->europe(+australia and other 3rd world countries).
At least for the entirety of gen3, 4, and recently with PSMD. Not sure about ORAS as I didn't hype for it.
It's not just nowadays.

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>>27042116
>>27042121

why are some of the houses in my neighborhood bright blue?

>>27042132

oi dickhead, but that's wrong, Australia seems to be become first when it receives Japanese shit now.

>pop incense
>rattata
>pidgey
>useless fuck all shit

might as well go use a lure at 3am at the fire station

>>27042156
They contain rare Pokémon, but you have to enter the house to get them. Either break in or ask politely.

Fuckn. Down . Again

why did i use that incense

>>27042187
Prease Undastand

>>27041638
>>27042022
bottlenecks are a meme.
They are just being cheap with the servers,
Guess they'll see how much the cash shop makes first.

>>27042173
It depends (PSMD released with Europe, for example), but it's true that the trend is growing.
My point was that Europe has always gotten the short end of the stick. Hell, even for the entirety of gen 5, iirc.

>>27039965
Fuck you

>>27039965
Fuck

>2016
>having server issues

What?

>>27039965
SHE JUST STARTED PLAYING

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

>>27039254
I'm getting scared, gu

>>27039965
why must you do this

Server just came up for me here in Iowa

I've walked out the house 3 times now, I'm not fucking walking back out till they're fucking stable.

>>27041470
dashes work though

>>27039965
Fugggg

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My neighborhood is pretty big with lakes in it. Still nothing around me. How come some people get pokes tops right outside their house and I have to drive miles to do anything. It's not going to get me to walk somewhere, it's making me drive somewhere

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>get 3 wild encounters at once, one's a pokemon i dont have registed yet
>game fucking crashes

>>27042588
your pond looks like a hammer bruh.

>beat a gym
>about to take it over
>HURR DURRR SERVER ISSUES

>>27038649
Maybe they're all playing Pokemon GO

go hang out with them

>tfw pokeball softlock

there is a haunter near me, i walked around and inside my house, but i cant get closer to it

>>27042770
>"H-hey, you guys play pokémon go?"
>"Lmao cracka, dat shit fo' childrun."
>"Haha, yeah, just kidding." *sweating furiously*
>"You's a funny nigga. [...]"
>get recruited by their gang
Th-thanks.

>>27039965
Fuck you

>>27039965
Nigger