Someone was stabbed playing pokemon go in a bad neighbour hood.
http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>>27007832
Is this real? The article has atrocious grammar, and I've never heard of "cartelpress" before.
>>27007832
...Oh. Wait. Nah, it's just an Onion knockoff.
False alarm.
http://www.cartelpress.com/cincinnati-zoo-gorillas-begin-protest-murder-harambe/
Team Rocket strikes again.
>>27007885
No.