>switch on Pokemon Go >no Pokemon remotely near my house

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>might play in hospital
Top kek

>>26992832
Topu keku
At least you're trying to move around... I believe in you.

OP here, has anyone else had any Pokemon Go related accidents? Just curious

>>26992992
>OP here
>New IP
good try fucker

>>26992992
Fun fact, I was walking around downtown trying to to hit level 5 an hour ago (so 3am here)
This dude was slouched against this sculpture and he got up and started following me from across the street
When I looked back and noticed him he said "hey my man" and I didn't respond b/c 3am
Fucker followed me for 5 blocks, got to within half a block of me, jacked tall guy too

When I noticed he was that close I called 911 and luckily there was a security guard outside the courthouse I was walking to, so he bolted

I caught a radicate right after and he's defending my gym so all's well

>>26993035
Did you make eye contact? He just wanted to have a Pokemon battle.

>pool near my house
>a wartortle!
>begin battle, its harder to catch than others
>i struggle because my fingers are so fat
>get tap on my shoulder
>police
>ask me what im doing
>c-catching pokemon
>get arrested for taking photos of children
Im using my phone time to tell you to be careful

>>26993039
Fuck no i didnt

>>26992992
I have blisters from wearing shitty shoes