He's moving in next door. He knows a lot about Pokemon

>>26980788
Ignore him like I do with all my neighbors.

Go vomit in the nearest toilet I can find. And then relocate

>>26980788
>>26980800
witnessed

>>26980801
for shame

>>26980788
Set up cameras in his bedroom. Watch him fuck his wife.

>>26980805
>Implying he has a wife
>Implying he didn't have Clemont and Bonnie through parthenogenesis

>>26980788
Offer him a cool drink. And then take my girlfriend, Hilda out on a date.

Offer my.... "alliegance"

>>26980788
Tell him Blaziken sucks

>>26980788
Date his daughter and make love with her.

>>26980900
... in front of him

Check if he's single or not

>>26980913
Nah, better to record it and then send him the tape

Tell gim to stop being a shitty ass superhero

>>26980788
blazi-kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

>>26980800
also my first thought

>>26980800
>>26981359
Why would you ignore such a hunk?

>>26980788
Find out what his favorite pokémon is

>>26981376
Well, I'm not gay, so he's just some guy.

>>26981376
>hunk

I dont think you know what that word means. Please stop being autistic

>>26980788
why would I care
I'm into women

I only lust for femboiz

>>26981472
I know exactly what that word means, are you serious?

>>26981478
Shit taste

>>26981478
Great taste

In a fantasy dream world I'd marry him and shit, but in real life I would just awkwardly keep to myself and be too nervous to do anything, and even if we ever came across, I would autistically ruin it some how.

>>26981478
>not lusting for delicious DILFs

You're missing out on Crasher Wake, Byron, Drayden and Wulfric anon

I would visit him very often

>>26982084
Literally who?

Invite him for a cup of coffee and ask him for some milk

>>26980788
Well, if I was a loli of course I'd try to establish a relationship with him but unfortunately I'm not one so I'd just treat him as another friendly neighbor.

>Tfw he will never carry you in his arms in his Blaziken-Man persona as travels around the city

Why even live

>>26984018
>tfw you will never feel he's big manly body lying on top of yours

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I hope Limone is a big one aswell

>>26980788
fug

>>26980788
ride him harder than serena's mom rides rhyhorns

>>26988366
Ride him harder than Skiddo's on Skiddo Ranch

>>26980788
>dat face
>dat body
>dat everything

Gimme

>>26980788
10/10

>>26981472
You're the one acting autistic, famalam.

Too bad he is not in the games

Ask him to be my mentor

>>26980788
Ask him if I can sniff his butt.