You have the chance to transform into a Ditto for the next 15

... No? Why would I?
Maybe if I could choose the partners.

The "catch" is I get to have triple the fun ?

Count me the FUCK in, I wanna take all that pokemon friendship

>>26933792
>Found the straight guy

>>26933805
>...
Why are underage allowed on /vp/?

>>26933833
Because it's a board about pokémon and that's a majority of the fanbase.

>proposes bestiality
>bu...bu..bu...no homo you guys, coz that'd be gross

No one else wants to have sex with Pokemon, Michael.

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>>26933792

>You have a chance to be forced into sexual slavery for 15 years, do you do it?

What the fuck kind of batshit insane question is this?

>>26933792
Well, if in 1 out 2 of my relationships with males i could also transform in male... *maybe*

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>>26933871
Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/eWIukTZ7jd4?t=250

>>26933792
...... where do i sign??

>>26933792
don't fuck anything transform into a human walk the fuck out

>>26933792
Just stand there

>>26933792
>The only "catch" is that you have to get bred by 2 males for every 1 female you breed with.
Hey OP, could you please explain how that part changes anything? Thanks.

Will I be monetarily compensated

>>26934020
>>26934149
>>26934171
We're bunch of faggots. I love you guys. >>26933889

>>26933792
>get to transform into multiple females and get impregnated repeatedly

>also get to fuck qt grills
Where is the downside, OP? There's supposed to be a drawback

>>26933792
So basically I become a whore? No thanks.

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>>26933792
>i give the joy of cock and receive the joy of cock
how is this supposed to be bad