>It's the year 2046 >Am old now >Been out of the

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>It's the year 2046
>Am old now
>Been out of the loop with Pokemon for quite a while, I mean, I was busy, lot of shit went down, Trump the Evil Cuck King caused the collapse of the USA and the Fourth World War and the European Empire had to liberate it from the filthy nazifascists who took it over and turn it into a radioactive dumpster
>Whatever, I'm digressing
>Decide I need to catch up for the sake of nostalgia and curiosity, visit /vp/ on ye olde 4chan once again
>Incidentally, the 25th generation of pokemon has ben just announced, Pokemon Cardboard and Pokemon Polystyrene are set to release in 6 months
>Gamefreak has revealed the pair of box legendaries
>They're based around the concept of heat and absence of heat
>Neat, can't believe it took so long for them to get around this one, specially since they did stuff like feces and piss, Pewdiepie and Markiplier, boogers and snot, Laurel and Hardy first (Gen #8, #11, #16 and #18 respectively)
>Their design suck ass, as usual
>Look up their types
>Heat legendary is Steel/Grass, absence of heat one is Flying/Ground
>Double weaknesses to fire and ice respectively
>Start zozzling in real life, this shit can't be real
>Make a thread to have some fun about it
>Within 12 seconds of posting the OP, hundreds of angry hateful posts start swarming my thread, calling me a retard for not getting it, for criticizing Gamefreak, some linking unrelated scientific articles that speak about how the metals have properties of transmitting heat and plants absorb the sunlight, which is hot, so it must make totally sense, and how both the air and the ground can be chilly so it's totally understandable