if you had to choose one pokemon that you would become for the

Quagsire is a bro. Definitely a great choice.

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>>26932331

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This guy, so I can transform into ladies and hand out in women's locker rooms all day

>>26932363
You win.

>>26932363
>not transforming into an alpha male and fuging all the women.

>>26932397 he came close.

>>26932363
Close the thread, this guy won.

Quagsire seems like a good choice.
Maybe I'd go pidgey line tho because flying seems cool, or ekans line because sssnek.

>>26932408
Youre right bro. I missed that possibility
>be me
>be zoroak
>transform into may and follow Misty into locker room
>watch her change
>find out her ideal man
>leave and transform into her ideal man but with bigger dick
>fuck her
>repeat steps on all pokewaifus

Shit, some of the faggots her go on and on about fucking dragons, so that could be a possibility too.

In either case, if you get caught

>Zoroak uses flamethrower
>it's super effective!

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>>26932513
you win

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I want to be the fucking bunny

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>>26932513
You eventually become Libre to molest boy fans

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>>26932331
I want to chill as a turtle forever

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>>26932513

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Probably Latios. He can fly, surf, dive, waterfall, whirpool, flash, and just explore literally the entire Pokemon world.

>>26932331
Alakazam. That way I'd becom even more intelligent, and might be able to do most of the same things i can do now.

>>26932747
Latios/Latias are HM-slave tier legends...

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Dragonite because pretty much this >>26932747

I'll just take a dream quiz thank you.

lopunny(female)

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Fire Chicken.

Honestly I'd take anything with functioning hands, but Blaziken would be my first pick.

>>26932331
dratini + evos