Post yfw Talonflame's U-Turn OHKOs Tumblrfish so you don't

>>26920313
You sound like a Talonflamedag triggered by Bruxish

>>26920336
>STOP INSULTING POKEMON I LIKE!!!!1!

252+ Atk Choice Band Talonflame U-turn vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Starmie: 210-248 (81 - 95.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

To OHKO Bruxish, it needs uninvested 60/65 bulk.

>>26920313
It would need to have very poor bulk in order to accomplish that. And Bruxish looks kind of bulky

>>26920513
wouldn't even doubt John Gamefreak to give it stats like that though. Gimmickmons like Spinda, for example, have stupid stats (60 across the board).

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>>26920313
Mfw I sniff those pits

That would be terrible for most people here, because they lack the ability to adapt to a metagame properly. Even after 3 years, people still have trouble with Talonflame because they don't want to switch their teams up.

>Talonfag's only option against it is manual switch or U-Turn
>le pebbles face

>>26920313
>lead with tumblr fish
>opponent leads with bravest burb

>swap to rocky helmet garchomp

Tumblrfish would have to have paper thin defenses to get one shot by a non-STAB move with mediocre power and mediocre attack.

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>>26920562
>people still have trouble with Talonflame because they don't want to switch their teams up
:^)

>>26920660
OK? You've found something that works, great, you're apparently a minority on this board.

>>26920553
They don't make gimmickmons like that anymore/

>>26920720
>mothim
>lumineon
>phione
>tranquill
>maractus
>swanna
>stunkfish
>meowstic
>dedenne
there are probably some that should be on this list but aren't, and some that aren't on this list but should be, but you get the point. not quite 6 60's, but a lot of the above mons don't go over 80 on most of their stats, which arguably makes them shitmons when you factor in power creep (see: phione)

>>26920313
shit attack low speed but bulky as fuck, not going to get OHKO

>>26921642
Whats the point of a priority preventing move if it's slow as fuck anyway?

252+ Atk Talonflame U-turn vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Starmie: 140-166 (53.6 - 63.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>26921707
Not taking damage? Not being disrupted by Prankster status moves? Nigger are you serious?

>>26920313

No one runs U-turn on Talonflame

>>26920513

BigLips is GUARANTEED to have shit stats. Screencap this cause if I'm wrong, I'll buy a dildo and stick it up my butt.

>>26922115
Capped.

>>26922180
Jokes on you, he's just looking for an excuse to buy a new dildo.

>yfw lipfish learns stealth rocks

>being a smogon baby

>>26921589
I like how you mixed the shitmons you get at the beginning of the game with the real gimmicky pokemon you get late game

>>26922474
that takes out, what, mothim, tranquill, and dedenne? the rest are pretty much found mid to late game. anyway the point stands that John Gamefreak has consistently created gimmick/shitmons even after the catastrophe that was spinda. you're right in thinking that nothing can top spinda though. dem patterns

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>>26922320