http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/30/1 2065976/pokemon-sun-moon

>>26917303
>It may
It is a train, a subway car, a bus, a taser, a battery, and a charger all in one.
It is the best cocoon we've gotten yet.
Eat shit, The Verge.

>>26917303
Implying first stage evos even matter

>>26917303
It's almost as if they didn't watch the video of it moving, and then ignored the fact that it has teeth.

>>26917303
>shitting on 2nd stage bugs
riiight because metapod and silcoon are soooooooooo goood right?

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It's literally just a Pokéball. It may have elements of electricity or life, but it's still a Pokéball. How can a Pokéball fight? How can a Pokéball live?

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It's literally just trash. It may have elements of poison or cannons, but it's still trash. How can trash fight? How can trash live?

This has to be bait. Cocoon stage Pokemon have never been scrutinized before... Why start now? Because of the 'new pokemans r bad' meme?

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>>26917303
>these people have literally never seen a nine-volt battery
>these are the people who write for the masses

>>26917303
Why do so many news sites have such shit taste?

Literally my mom's bus

>>26917303
Since it was written today and not in retrospect, I imagine it's just to pander to serious nostalgiafags who found out there were new Pokemon and want to read hate

>>26917794
We've get trable, much, Felicia?

Most reporters are dumb, forced to write dumb shit or a mix of both desu

>>26917303
>linking to the verge

stop giving those cunts money.

>>26917794
>>26917970
Disgusting.

>>26917303
If there is a Pokemon that we should wonder how the fuck does it eat is Gigalith.

Those hands, that spike blocking his fucking mouth

How?

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>>26917303
> Another "intellectual" article where the reviews are literally "i don't understand this design, so is a bad design" and/or "this design is ugly, so is a bad design".

These reviews are the worst cancer of the Pokémon community

>>26917303
Jesus, it's like people don't know what a pupa is.

>>26917303
>It's literally just a cocoon. It may have elements of a bug or a train, but it's still a cocoon. How can a cocoon fight? How can a cocoon live?

>>26917303
Verge means penis in french

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>>26917303
>>26917379
>>26917463
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

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>>26918101
It's literally just a balloon. It may have elements of a ghost and can fly on its own, but it's still a balloon. How can a balloon fight? How can a balloon live?

>>26917303
Holy fuck, it's become instinctive for me to disregard people's criticisms of pokemon designs but this guy gets to publish this shit and get payed for it.

>>26918101
they all look better than this fucking square with eyes.

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>>26917303
Got a problem with boxes m8?

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>>26917303
It is based on a car battery, you dumbfuck.

>>26917379
Came in here to post exactly this.

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>this guy gets paid to spew his hot opinions

>TheVerge
>Snake Like Pokemon
Zygarde has been out since 2013 and they still don't know his name or care to do research
Cute.

>>26918047
This. I think I'm getting to the point where I'm going to completely stay away from all online gaming fandoms/communities/forums/articles. I just cringe too much. I want to go back to the old days where I just played a game before it was tainted by months of internet leaks and shitty opinions.

>>26918730
...car battery pokemon

omg

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>its okay when Gen I does it