I'm going out for a bit. I need you to watch my kids, /vp/.

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>>26788547
Who here's voting for Trump?

>>26788547
Sorry but I'm not going to partake into your wife's sons' degeneracy.

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>>26788547

>>26788648
>I'm voting for a bald racist who thinks women are property

K

>>26788648

God no.

>>26788690
Isn't it funny that the guy against Islam would actually get along with the vast majority of the dogmas Sharia law dictates?

>>26788797

That's one thing I've always found strange about certain political factions. They never shut up about how terrible it would be to impose Sharia law (which is obviously something that nobody actually disagrees with), while at the same time trying to force their own religious law on others. It's just really hypocritical. Separation of church and state applies to all religions, not just ones that they don't like.

>>26788648
I am. Don't know why you brought that up though

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>>26788690
>bald
>racist
Implying.
>women aren't property
Get a load of this guy.

>>26789018
>tfw fuckbots will never be a thing in our lifetime

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>>26788900
Just saw this on a facebook page recommended on my throwaway account.
Every day that I wake up, I'm glad to not live in the US

>>26789106
???

>>26789018
>>women aren't property
edgy. Sure they're bitchy but they're not property

>>26789106
I thought Christians and Jews don't eat pork too?

>>26789119
Yeah, they aren't. Not yet.

>>26789125
Only Jews don't. Maybe Orthodoxes too but I'm not sure.

>>26789147

Not all Jews follow that. If I had to guess, less than half. I'm Jewish and I don't keep kosher at all.

>>26789106
>Every day that I wake up, I'm glad to not live in the US
There was a time when I would have thought that was stupid, but over the past few years things have gotten really fucked up around here. I have no idea why. I'm still glad that I live here (I live in one of the sane parts of the country), but it's totally understandable why others wouldn't want to.

>>26789201
Anything that directly tells what you should and shouldn't do is generally pretty cancerous. Law already takes care of that.

>>26789225
Seriously, America seems to have been nearly at it's peak with Obama (Bush was cancer) and now the choice of presidents is shit.

I dunno why people thought either of these two would be better than Sanders.

So yeah, it's natural to be grateful to not be a US citizen right now. Although most countries seem shit lately.

>>26789125
Jews don't, most Protestants and Catholics do eat pork, but I've known some that don't. Especially Christians converted from Judaism and Islam. Not eating pork is like going to church on easter or praying before a meal. It's the thing even the most casual Jews or Muslims will still do.

>>26789225
Yeah I wasn't trying to be super edgy about it. I'd love to visit a lot of places in the USA sometime soon, and a lot of my favourite stuff gets made there.
It's just that I'm glad I don't have to deal with all of your shit until it boils over the border in the next four years.

>>26789291

I like Sanders, but his ideas were unrealistic. He never would have been able to actually do any of the stuff he said he would. And he would have had a tougher time in the general election against Trump than Clinton will, so he would have been a risky choice. Clinton won't be that bad, I think. She at least won't undo any of the good stuff that Obama did.

>>26789295
>It's the thing even the most casual Jews or Muslims will still do.

As an actual, real-life Jew, I can tell you that most Jews (well, American Jews anyway) actually don't keep kosher. I certainly don't. I mean, lots do, but just as many don't.

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>>26789341
>the good stuff that Obama did

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I took one and I'm not giving it back :^)

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>>26788547
Another pound of flesh for me

>>26789407
What pokémon would make for the best penis sleeve?

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>>26789425
>Memelands

Get out.

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You all did a HORRIBLE job watching my kids. You're all fired. I'm not paying you fuckers either. I should kick all of your asses.

>>26788690
No one mentioned sanders

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>>26790262
>image

Never save my pictures ever again.