Hey /vp, if you could have 6 Pokémon in real life, what

Primal Rayquaza
Primal Kyogre
Primal Groundon
Palkia
Dialga
Rotom-Fridge

>>26770397
Six Gardevoirs.
All male.

Arbok, my bro and main battler.
Tyrantrum, to ride around on and help me carry my things.
Heliolisk, to chill out in the sun with.
Starmie, my swimming buddy.
Ariados, because he's a bad baller.
Vanilluxe, to be cute and keep me cool.

Buneary, Pichu, Smoochum, NidoranF, Meowth, PidoveF

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>>26770397
Female Gardevoir
Female Braixen
Female Gothitelle
Female Vaporeon
Female Aromatisse

Audino- I just like If i can't have audino then maybe a psychic type like gardevoir for protection
Arcanine- Dogs
Salamence- Flight
Miltank- Infinite milk
Conkeldurr- Free Cement/teach me constructuon skill
Ditto- Infinite pokemon babies for my family for generations

>>26770397
Espeon, reminds me of my pet cat.
Glaceon, helps to have someone to deal with the snow in colorado.
Crawdaunt, looks refined as fuck.
Aegislash, a sentient sword sounds badass as fuck to be honest.
Medicham, Helps out with my exercise routine.

>>26770604
Forgot 6th one.
Golurk, always been interested in giant robots.

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>>26770456
>Primal Rayquaza
>Primal

>>26770614
Now think about Primal Rayquaza with a Mega Stone.

Six Ludicolo.

Ghost- Aegislash
Dark/Ditto
Psychic - Hypno/Alakazam
Dragon - Garchomp
Fairy- Gardevoir
Steel- Metagross

i will become a god

Breloom
Heliolisk
Politoad
Dragalge
Talonflame
Ditto

>>26770630
>Dark/Ditto
What

>>26770397
Female Gardevoir
Ditto
Female Lopunny
Female Sylveon
Arceus
Rotom

>>26770640
*A dark type or ditto for breeding

>>26770397
Well shit i guess id go with swiss army team

Joltik/Rotom - electrical services
Volcarona - heat/flying (also bro)
Meganium - health/gardening
Beldum - why the fuck not
Glacion - chill vegetables etc/pet
Honedge - knife purposes

>>26770397
Gardevoir
Shiny Gardevoir
Jigglypuff
Shiny Rayquaza
Mewtwo
Lugia

Ho-Oh
Gallade
Quilava because bro as fuck
Meowth
Ditto
Golurk

(shiny) Smeargle, first shiny and love them now.
Mew because who doesn't love Mew?
Dedenne because cute static fairy mouse.
Druddigon because it's actually taller than me (by a tiny bit) and dragon.
Delibird for snacks.
Archeops for accurate dinosaur pkmn

Ballio for water and spooks
Stingulor because (;
Roothoot for bro
Sadfish for more water
Le white ferret for cuddle
Jibanyan for trucks

Just Arceus.

Then have it populate the world with Pokemon.

>>26770397
Kadabra
Kabutops
Cacturne
Tyrantrum
Swampert
Honchkrow

Dusknoir : Maybe he could take me home if I ever get lost somewhere, also will be a bro even in the afterlife

Garchomp and Weavile : for fug

Salamence : Flying purposes

Aegislash : Could protect me from a shooter or something, also another afterlife bro

Alakazam : 5000 IQ = free tutoring whenever i need him

>>26770901
Honchkrow is comfy

Female Glaceon
Female Espeon
Female Vaporeon
Female Sylveon
Female Lopunny
Female Braixen

You know why.

>>26770947
Glaceon is pretty ugly if you actually look at it, but it is one of the thicker ones

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>>26771009
It just looks weird when I use it I guess

>>26770397
Pangoro
Rampardos
Gourgeist
Sawsbuck
Tyranitar
Aggron

>>26770397

>Ariados. I hate spiders, but this thing is quite possibly the most useful day-to-day pokemon I can think of. Home repair? Climbing random things? Keeping your house bug-free? All this and more is at your fingers with an Ariados.

>Aggron. The ultimate Pokebro. Doubles as a full-blown landscaping service. He can build your dream house in under a week. Also, your new dream house will not be broken into more than once. Feeding him is a bitch, though.

>Bayleef. Good spices and herbs are expensive. Bayleef makes them for free, smells nice while doing it, and helps Aggron make your yard fucking beautiful. Might supplant coffee, as well. Also eats for free.

>Misdreavus Having a ghost pal is more than just cool, it is useful as shit. Did you drop your phone deep into the crevices of your couch? Misdreavus can get it. Did a mouse decide it wanted to die under the back seat of your car? Misdreavus can get that shit out off there. Lock your keys in your car? Forget the locksmith, Misdreavus will have them in your pocket so fast you probably won't even notice.

>Tropius. It can fly you around, and lives off the sun. It can also give you an endless supply of fruit. Plus, it is a Bananasaurus, which is fucking awesome.

>Blissey. If you ever have kids, consider them raised. Also makes an incredible cuddle machine, and can take care of you if you get a boo-boo. Also, probably should have mentioned this earlier, but you will always be happy. Whenever you are feeling down, just chow down on a scrumptious Blissey-egg omelet, and your troubles will just melt away.

Honorable mentions.
>Meowth. Free money is nice. Unfortunately, it only dispenses change.
>Klefki. Keys to everything. Lovely.
>Jigglypuff. What's insomnia?
>Vespiquen. Free honey, but honey is hard to use lots of.

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Misdreavus
Banette
Gourgeist
Drifloon
Dusclops
Jigglypuff

I like cute spookie ghosts. Yes I know Jigglypuff isn't a ghost.

Are there any good "shota" pokemon?

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>>26771025

It's because the "hair" on the front makes the back of the head look bald

>>26771113
Tyrouge maybe?

Iwanko: I love dogs and it's so fluffy and nice.
Ducklett: I always wanted a pet duck.
Shaymin: I would want to take it around the world to heal ruined lands, also it's adorable.
Glaceon: I live in an area where it never snows and I want Glaceon to make it snow and cool me down in the summer.
Medicham: A chill bro and can teach me some of it's moves.
Shinx: Literally my favorite pokemon, also never having to pay my electric bill sounds great.

>>26771009
>>26771025
It was made for sex
>Fucking Glaceon doggy style while grabbing it by the twintails
Just like my chinese cartoons.

Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Ditt0

*unsheathes dick*

>>26770397
Misdreavus
Vaporeon
Xatu
Scizor
Rotom
Croagunk
>>26771113
Tyrogue, Ralts, Machop, Timburr, Meditite and maybe Pancham.

Rotom
Torterra
Flygon
Typhlosion
Aggron
And my mind keeps hopping to Abomasnow for whatever reason, so him too

Basically cuddle mons, protect mons, traveling mons and temperature mons. La viva loca

>>26771113
I'd say Ralts.

6 braixen's

>>26770397
6 female goodras

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>>26770832
>druddigons height is 5'3

kill yourself manlet

(pic related, its another manlet who is taller than you and hes laughing at you lmao)

>>26770931
Thats what I thought. He just seems like a chill bro kind of pokemon.

>>26770397
Alakazam, Torterra, Kingler, Gengar, Machamp, Regirock.

Only because they're my favorites

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>>26770397
Bulbasaur
Scyther
Sableye
Shedinja
Rayquaza (Seviper if no legendaries are allowed)
Shiny Zigzagoon

>>26771143
Ditto can only transform to what it has next to it?
Would you fug yourself?

Raichu
Arcanine
Umbreon
Slowbro
Tyranitar
Iwanko

Eevee
Litten
Mew
Pikachu
Iwanko
Audino

>>26770397
Zoroark
Pancham
Noivern
Froslass
Floatzel
Beartic

>>26770397
Aggron
Ampharos
Braviary
Darmanitan
Kabutops
Chesnaught

>>26770397
Absol
Suicune
Luxio
Meowstic
Raikou
Sylveon

>>26770397
Vaporeon
Vivillon
Nidoran male
Scolipede
Tyrantrum
Arceus

>use Arceus to remake the universe into the Pokemon world
>profit

Anything that couldn't kill me
So 6 magikarps

>Venusaur
been my bro since day one. Would help with farming.
>rotom
help with electronics
>flygon
I never use him in game but I would strap a saddle on him to get around.
>espeon
I love cats and would want the psychic protection
>furret
Everyone needs a shoulder bro
>lanturn
Everyone knows night swimming is the best

>>26770621
Primal Rayquaza would be Rayquaza @ Jade Orb.
Can't Mega Evolve, has more defensively focused stats and movepool changes a la Skymin.

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>>26771655
>accidentally kick one
>"OH SHI-"

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Sylveon, Lopunny, Raichu, Cinccino, Arcanine, Furfrou

No real reason for any of them I just like cute and fluffy

mudkip
oshawott
piplup
chespin
espurr
shinx

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>>26770397
Just my favorites from each gen.

Six Arceus Pokémen.

Arcanine
Arcanine
Arcanine
Arcanine
Arcanine
one shiny Arcanine (team leader)

I will build my ultimate sled dog team and travel the world

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>>26770397
Noibat
Metagross
Fennekin/Braixen
Zigzagoon
Rotom
Ditto

Tyrantrum
Lapras
Golurk
Reuniclus
Sceptile
Braviary

1. Sharpedo
To get around long bodies of waters quickly.

2. Sceptile
Can help cut down obstructive trees and shrubbery in deep forests.

3. Espeon
The sole female of my team. I have a soft spot for Psychic Types.

4. Dunsparce
Because I'm part of a minority that genuinely cares for this Pokémon right now.

5. Flygon
Can be very helpful traversing and battling through violent deserts.

6. Houndoom
It is man's best friend, and can be very useful dealing with pesky bugs.

>>26770397
Mudkip
Aron
Trapinch
Venipede
Audino
helioptile

>>26770397

Jynx
Wobbuffet
Spinda
Toxicroak
Stunfisk
Carbink

My fav from each gen. No jealous.

And from G7 we know... Litten, because I love cats.

>>26770832
>height is under 5'3

your height is under 5'9 so unless you are a girl then you are pretty much fucked for life bro

>>26771129
CUTE

>>26770397
Koffing or Electrode

>>26770397
Kadabra
Cubone
Popplio
Yungoos
Turtwig
Ivysaur