Let's play a game, /vp/
http://randompokemon.com/
Generate one pokemon, and search it with Google Images
How far can you scroll down without finding porn?
>>26769980
ITT: No
>>26769980
Weird DeviantArt fetishes are considered porn?
>>26770039
That might be too easy.
>>26769980
I got Sneasel. Didn't take too long
First try, Slowbro. No porn in sight for eternity.
Second try, Geodude, does this picture count as porn?
Third try, Braixen. Porn on second image.
>>26769980
>cottonee
Closest thing to porn I could get
>>26770955
>censors the pic
>but not the thumbnail
Does this count?
>>26770955
MODS
closest thing to porn i could find
>>26771071
Shut up, faggot.
>>26769980
this is going to be fun
>>26769980
>dunsparce
Well well well......
>>26771144
It's the 13th goddam image. How could they do this to my bro
>>26771121
all the way down and only found disshit
>>26769980
I tried OP, I really did.
There's just no Slowpoke porn. None.
However relatively quickly there was a bunch of pony shit, both slowpoke shaped ponies, and pony shaped slowpokes. Getting REALLY far down there the results start to romanticize the severed tails, plushes, drawings, pendants, they just love the slowpoke tails, red flesh and bone too.
>Musharna
Is this the most forgotten Pokemon on /vp/? Munna crops up every now and then in "deepest lore" threads because of that one Picnicker in Gen I, but I cannot for the life of me remember seeing any mention of Musharna on this board in the past three years.
>>26769980
Gyarados, this should be fun
>>26771197
Also, Google returned no porn. Some dank gijinkas, though.
>>26771199
gyarados is pornless
lots of mermaid's tho
>>26769980
Got Reshiram
I got Sandile, and this was the closest I found, really far down.
>>26771316
Fuck, forgot image.
Despite the fact that Snover is a literal butt plug, I didn't find any porn of any sort.
Pic related is the closest I found.
Got mienfoo, found this on fifth row.
>>26771420
This is degeneracy of the highest order.
>>26771420
for some reason this is fucking creepy to me.
I've seen the horrors in DeviantArt and other cringe threads, but their's something about this that is really creeping me outMienshao is one of my favorites, but I thought I would be used to seeing things like this.
>>26771420
Whelp, I can say with confidence that My I had a few minutes ago before entering this thread is now dead and gone forever.
Should I even bother?
>Magnamite uh, that can't possibly have-
>6 rows in
>>26771799
>that pregnant magnemite
>Phanpy
On the 83rd row found this
>>26771717My boner*
I got Toxicroak. The closest I found after a whole minute of scrolling was some gijinka stuff, but it was mostly male.
>Gorebyss
PAGE ONE
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This is literally the worst I could find. Venipede is too pure.
>>26771799
That magnemite girl is cute, though.
>>26769980
Simisear.
Literally no porn at all.
>>26771977
Not the most hated Pokemon for nothing,
>>26769980
Jumpluff
Row 38. I found porn, and it's not even of Jumpluff.
>>26769980
>Sylveon
I haven't even Google'd anything, and I know I won't get very far.
hmm
>>26769980
I got Grovyle. There was no porn.
Also found this on the first page, deviantart is truly full of fucking degenerates
>Misdreavus
I'm scared
No porn for Snover, but I did find this.
well I thought the little sun bug was going to make it but
>Ledian
Row 34th
>>26773997
ignoring inflation fetish?
>pidgeotto
Some cringy ponyshit and anthrodrawings and one fat Pidgeotto but it didn't really look like porn.
>>26769980
Couldn't find any porn of this ugly thing
gardevoir
Ignoring "titdevoirs" page 5
Not ignoring "Titdevoirs" page 1
>>26769980
Coballion, 4th line, third image.
I refuse to acknowledge it any further.
>>26774015
If I included inflation fetish my search would've been done in the 5th row.
>>26774082
You went into an Eeveelution not expecting a fast find?
Everyone wants to fug them for some reason, man!
>>26774095would you?
>>26774104
Nah. I'm not really into animals.
>>26769980
34 rows down for Vullaby.
Far as I can tell, there is no porn of this Pokemon. But I did find this which I presume to be an evo and a prevo of Heatmor which I unironically thought weren't too bad.
there is no yamask porn
>>26774112
why ?
Took longer than I expected, but it's there. 'Bout two-thirds of the way down the first loaded page.
ITT half of the images are just cringe humanization/boobs
Does this count as lewd?
>>26774166
Only because it is saying No.
>>26774166
your pictures answers itself
>>26774129
I don't really know. I gave it the old college try via porn exposure, but didn't really enjoy it. If someone out there has an answer as to why some people are not turned on by certain things, they could give you a better answer.
>shaymin
>too far
>lilligant
>23 lines
>>26769980
>Hard mode: search it on DA
Donphan
>>26774122
>no porn
>didn't look on DA
Step it up, senpai