when they are born they eat there moms poop until there teeth

*they're

chlamydia*

The oil they're covered in is also extremely flammable and these things practically explode if you hold a lighter up to them.

Such a stupid animal.

>>26723579
>>26723589

THEIR*

Because ecalyptus is so poor in nutrients, koalas don't get much energy from it, and have to spend 20 hours a day sleeping to preserve their energy.

#themoreyouknow

Jeez, this new Rotom Dex is a little rough with its entries.

>>26723620
I thought the eucalyptus was basically a mild narcotic which is why they're low energy

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>>26723631

>>26723579

interesting entry.

eucalyptus is also very tough and damn near inedible

the koala has evolved a specialized hindgut to ferment and digest the leaves, which could've been avoided by eating literally anything else

also, eucalyptus wears down their teeth over time. the teeth do not grow back, so eventually they just can't fucking eat anymore and starve to death, the evolutionary challenged lil shits

>>26723766
I love True Facts

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Not really a koala fact, but when your adorable Koala friend gets wet, it looks like this.

>>26723579
They're also antisocial little shits

>>26723808
That's not even getting to their sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0

>>26723891
>This is the most boring fight I've ever seen-
>Suddenly shit hits the fan

>>26723891
>Those horrible sounds
Man, fuck Koalas

>>26723766
Plus, they're so stupid they only recognize the leaves if they're attached to the tree. They can be surrounded by thousands of eucalyptus leaves on the ground and still starve to death.

>>26724131
I hope its cry will be something like this.

>>26723891
Literally cats.

>>26723891
That was hilarious.
>the elderly woman witnessing a break in scream
>those guttural belching sounds at the end
hahaha, I'm so happy things like koalas exist to make this planet infinitely more interesting and funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8

Australian region when

>>26724688
>tfw he left for buzzfeed
>this video is basically a relic, now
This upsets me to tears.

>>26724740
Does he still do True Facts at least over there?

>>26724763
Not really, from what I just found.
He does a kitten series, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Cd0xOHx7Q

and thus, ends my clean youtube recommendations. Now I will get endless vids from buzzfeed or god forbid, Watchmojo. Be careful, and use Incognito if you have it.

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>>26723891

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>>26724803
>Watchmojo

I'll pray for you, anon, so you don't have to suffer that.

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>>26723579

just

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8

>>26723891
>those possessed screams at the end
FUCK. THAT.

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>>26723891
it sounds like a possessed demon pig

>>26723620
Most animals that are vegetarian are like that. Same thing with gorillas, they have to eat for hours on end to take in enough calories to sustain their massive bodies. That's why vegetarianism and veganism are jokes.

>inb4 drop bears

>>26723891
>They just push each other until one gives up.

Koalas are so stupid you can destroy a tree he calls home and it will sit on the stump for hours.