Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned

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Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Legendary of a region called Alola

In east Kalos, born and raised
In Terminus Cave is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some Z-ball outside of the cave

When a couple of 'mons who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Gamefreak got scared
And said, "You're movin' with Solgaleo and Lunala in Alola"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But they packed my bag and sent me on my way
They gave me a form and then they gave me my ticket
I put my Swarm Change on and said, "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad
Drinkin' Fresh Water out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Alola are livin' like
Hmmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're Ghost, Steel and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool snake?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Legendary of Alola

Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude look like a trainer standin' wavin' my name out
I ain't tryin' to get captured yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said aloha and had a rainbow on the logo
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Alola

I pulled up to the cave about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Legendary of Alola