Can we get one of these threads going? >Pick a team based

>Meganium
>Hypno
>Chansey
>Ditto
>Chandelure
>Lucario

>>26686191
What the fuck are you?

i guess
herdier
growlithe
lucario
espeon
braviary
???
this list is all over the place because i don't think there are pokemon for lawyers

>>26686191
Psychologist?

Here's mine:
>Smeargle
I'm studying an animation major
>Zoroark
Creates illusions, which relates to how animation can be realistic
>Trubbish
Because my art is sucks ass
>Slowpoke
Because I'm slow to draw shit
>Togetic
Most of the stuff I draw is optimistic and it's meant to make the viewer feel good instead of insulted
>Braviary
I want to work in the US

>Swadloon
>Minccino
>Swirlix
>Marill, any water type would do though
>Munchlax
>Slakoth

Take a guess.

>>26686511
NEET?

Pipefitter.

>Machoke
>Gurdurr
>Arbok
>Magneton
>Magmar
>Walrein

Dog/cat groomer.

>Furfrou
>Arcanine
>Purugly
>Mightyena
>Stoutland
>Persian

>>26686511
You work in a cafe, anon?

>Snorlax
>Drowzee
>Slaking
>Politoed
>Rotom
>Noctowl

I'm a chef but don't know alot of pokemon scyther I guess? I dunno someone do it for me?

>Smeargle
Is a given for any art shit
>Unown
For typography
>PorygonZ
For vectors/computer generated graphics
>Sigilyph
More typesetting/logos/graphic style
>Bisharp
An exacto knife to cut packaging materials with precision
>Furfrou
Can shave its fur in all sorts of designs

Graphic Designer

Architecture student, as main occupation.

Magneton
Porygon
Smeargle
Musharna
Vivillion
|spoiler]Palkia[/spoiler]

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Barista

>Miltank
For milk, of course.

>Smeargle
Feels like a fitting Pokemon that would be happy to help.

>Cinccino
Dusting down the workbench. Cappuccino.

>Sawsbuck
Starbucks

>tfw no coffee bean Pokemon

Game designer
>Smeargle (Graphics)
>Porygon (2/Z/Normal) (Programs)
>Genesect (Robot)
>Magearna (Another)
>Hitmonchan (Fighting char, hero)
>Spiritomb (Fighting char .enemy)

>>26687054
>Rotom Freeze
Obvious
>Combusken
A literal fowl. And for heating purposes
>Scyther/Kabutops
Cutting and Chopping
>Snivy/Servine/Serperior
Fine dining comes with a level of class
>Cincinno
Cleanliness is first in the kitchen
>Farfetch'd
Carries around a leek. Might know a thing or two about cooking.

>>26687054
scyther
tropius
chansey
vanillite
farfetch'd
cherubi

>>26687198
>forgetting Slurpuff

>>26687228
I forget a lot of Gen 6 mons.

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>>26687198
>cutting and chopping

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>Chatot
>Exploud
>Audino
>Slaking
>Noivern
>Gardevoir

Guess it familia

I absolutely hate my job and i cant wait to leave for my trip in August and leave this shit stain of a dead end job

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>>26687334
Music store?

>>26687369
Not quite.
No stores involved with my work

>>26687334
>>26687387
DJ? Ear Doctor? Sound Editor?

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>>26687396
Nope, keep on guessing son

>>26687334
I'll give you guys a hint: Why would Gardevoir be on that list?

>>26687438
Field nurse?

>>26687429
Do you work with telephones?

I'm a programmer.

Porygon
Porygon2
Porygon-Z
Porygon-Z
Porygon-Z
Porygon-fucking-Z

I'm not a very good programmer.

>>26687507
C-could you help me with some programming projects? O-Or maybe just tutor me?

I'm studying to be a medical coder. I don't have any clue where to start. Suggestions?

Graphic Designer / Project Coordinator for a family-owned candy company.

So I guess Smeargle, Porygon, and Swirlix.

Future Anthropologist/Archaeolgist

Only Rock and Ground pokemon used

Omanyte/Omastar
>I collect ammonites irl
Dwebble/Crustle
>for lifting/moving rocks and sediment and heavy artifacts/specimens
Nosepass/Probopass
>Maoi Statue
Aerodactyl
>Can help transport findings, plus help me get out of tricky situations (ie underground caves)
Claydol
>Based on clay figurines from the Jomon period can help with the delicate artifacts/specimens with levitate

(I've been trying to post this for the last hour. My computer is crap)

>>26687507
>Rotom
>Metagross
>MissingNo
Replace the extra three Porygon-Z's and there's the rest of your team

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Furniture/cabinet maker?

>>26687429
Lol stripper

>>26687334
You're someone who works with loud, lazy, autistic kids?

Daycare helper perhaps?

>>26687429
>Why would Gardevoir be on that list?
...oh. Well then.

Phone sex operator?

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I am currently a Junkyard Caretaker.. I guess is what you would call it. I help out around the junkyard and maintain its upkeep.

>>26687566
>Timburr
>Machop
>Trevenant

>>26687639
Won't the Trevenant get a bit cagey I'm dicing up his bros?

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>>26687632
I also did my career I am working on having (my dream job) as a nature photographer.

>all of these guess my jobs that never revealed
spoiler, there's a lot of jobs in the world, and you're not creative enough to tell yours in 6 pokemon faggot

Surgeon

> Blissey (cleric)
> Aegislash (False Swipe = scalpel)
> Magnezone (restarts heart)
> Alakazam (knows all)
> Crobat (leeches contaminated blood)
> Breloom (provides anesthetic)
>

>>26686460
Can we see some of your art anon?

Audino
Chansey
Blissey
Aromatisse
Muk
Garbador

Guess my job >_>

>>26687709
Hospital janitor, easy.

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>>26687632
Probably the only one that makes perfect sense. And at least you aren't lying to us about your job, so many faggots acting like the make 6 figure Income

>>26687688
Are you actually a surgeon or just a faggot playing pretend? Either is fine 2bh we're just having fun here really

>>26687688
Seems pretty accurate. Wow. You're a surgeon. Sounds like some scary shit. (This coming from the junkyard Caretaker)

Audino
Blissey
Gardevoir
Minun
Plusle

Guesses?

>>26687730
Currently (key word) a fag.

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>>26687664
Nah, I doubt it. He ain't an actual tree. You are using real wood right? You don't dice up Pokemon to make your furniture? Right?

>>26687688
I'd go as a Pawniard or Bisharp as the scalpel, not a fucking living sword that's larger than most people, kek.

>>26687550
I'm pretty sure posting was down for everyone.

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>>26687688
>Surgeon
Thats bullshit, anon. No one on a Mongolian dog-fighting game board on a Vietnamese basket-weaving forum is a surgeon.

>>26687723
Yeah. I don't have a fancy job and I'm not afraid to admit it. I have a roof over my head and enough free time to work on photography and chilling.

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>>26687791
>You don't dice up Pokemon to make your furniture? Right?
What do you think cushions are made from?

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A lot of me is inspired to be a teacher. Shame this is the best sprite they got.
>Chatot
Having the capacity to talk a lot
>Alakazam
Overall knowledge
>Scrafty
>Pangoro
Teenagers
>Xatu
History which I'd like to focus on
>Bronzong
The Bell

>>26687908
We don't have to murder sheep to get their wool you animal.

I am a security officer.

>Noctowl
>Growlithe


Nice that I like both and they make sense with my position. Thanks, anon. Now I will be daydreaming about it.

>>26687965
Add a Luxray for that X-Ray Eyes/Nightvision everyone forgets about.

Still in process of getting necessary degrees and licenses, but, future career

Audio
Latias
Togekiss
Blissey
Sylveon
Absol

You can guess if you'd like.

How long have these threads been a thing?

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>Graphic Design

>Smeargle
Only art related Pokemon
>Bonsly
I cry myself to sleep at night
>Electrode
I want to kill myself on a daily basis
>Beheeyem
Ayy, lots of drugs

cook

>shuckle (juice)
>cherubi
>vanilluxe
>slurpuff
>rotom-oven/fridge

software dev

>Porygon
self explanatory

>Ledyba
a small bug in my code

>Rotom Dex
idk a laptop thing i guess

>Klink
put this above my head while i work senpai

>Rattata
old man gotta have his coffee and so do i

>Missingno
??????

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For the moment, I'm a hardworking student but as for aspirations:

Relicanth
Gorebyss
Huntail
Lanturn
Lumineon
Kabuto

at least I hope I get to do this kind of work when I graduate

>/vp/ actually works

Anyway here's mine:
>Koffing
>Muk
>Magnezone
>Rotom-W
>Unown
>Porygon

radio producer

>Exploud
On my rush limbaugh shit
>Jynx
Used to do top 40
>Rotom
completely dependent on electronics
>Braviary
I do talk radio now, it's turbo murka
>Aurorus
Because radio is fucking extinct
>Magnezone
Dunno that motherfucker looks like he could make some noises

What would be a good team for a civil engineer? Aside from the Timburr line I have no idea what else can truly fit.

I'm a flight attendant and I have no idea which Pokemon. Besides maybe flying pokemon, a water pokemon for drinks, and a fire pokemon for heating up food, and maybe a fancy pokemon.

>>26689814
>Smeargle
Drawing Designs
>Timburr/Machop line
General Construction
>Dugtrio
Land Surveying
>Castform
Weather Surveying
>Magnezone
Electricity
>Blastoise
Plumbing

I only ever took a Civil Eng class in highschool so I'm going off what I know.

>Meowth/Persian
Affordable Housing

>>26690014
>Mantine
It's a plane
>Garchomp
It's a plane
>Leavanny
Very hospitable pokemon
>Tropius
Can fly as well as conviniently provide food
>Floatzel
Emergency Landing
>Graveler
Mistakes into miracle ;_;

Hotelier

>Meowstic M&F
A good hotelier must be very observant (Keen Eye + Psychic typing)
>Togekiss
The sociable & genuinely approachable aspect.
>Leavanny
The embodiment of hospitality.
>Gallade
The gallant/chivalrous type who's polite and respectful towards others. + A great sense of leadership
>Chandelure
Chandeliers. nuff said. *cough* and we're definitely not associated with customers losing their souls after checking out *cough* *cough*

Thank you certain anon for pointing out Leavanny's existence.

>>26686191
Psychic? Masseuse?

Marine Biologist

>Piplup
>Wingull
>Swanna
>Lanturn
>Milotic
>Gorebyss

The first three are because my main area is seabirds, and the last three are just water types that I like.

Hobby Farmer

Torchic
Mareep
Cherim
Pumpkaboo
A great big friendly Stoutland until recently

>>26690257
Man, that sounds really cool. Nice taste, too.

IT, so I'm not really sure...

>Electivire
>Metagross
>Either Porygon2 or Porygon Z
>Some form of Rotom
>Gliscor
>Ambipom

Slakoth
Slaking
Snorlax
Regigigas
Jirachi

I'm not too sure about Jirachi.

>>26690536
You're a lazy NEET who has a hard time getting off his ass and wishes for that to not be the case?

a NEET and fucking cats

litten
skitty
glameow
purrloin
meowth
mew

>>26690607
>Not Espurr instead of Mew
Like a NEET's gonna catch Mew

>>26687566
>avalugg
>timburr
>trevenant
>chandelure
>smeargle
>sudowoodo

>>26690659
You design totem poles for Eskimos? And the spare wood becomes firewood?

>>26690590
I picked Jirachi mostly because of the whole hibernation thing, but your explanation fits too

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I work in a vape shop go easy on me

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>hotel night auditor

>>26689814
yo civil bros

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>>26690730
Why Slurpuff? Everything else I get despite my little knowledge of vaping. Why not Magmar instead because he always looks ready to grab his vape pen and take a hit. Even had the degenerate look I expect of those who vape.

>>26690780
the sweet flavored ones i guess?

Literature major here, so here goes nothing.

Slowking
>lots of contemplation and studying
Unown
>cause letters duh
Nokkoala
> >cause i need to sleep
:3 [/spoiller]

>>26690730
Why not Drowsey?

>>26690780
>>26690853
this anon is right

This is hard when you have a boring job

Slakoth (sedentary work)
Alakazam (IQ of 5000 to waste on counting beans)
Sliggoo (slow, shitty traffic-choked commute)
Klefki (office keys)
Oddish (tiny cubicle plant)
Spiritomb (please kill me I'm trapped here forever)

Accountant

>>26686079
>Porygon 2
>Gardevoir
>Rotom (Most likely the Pokedex form)
>Meganium
>Malamar
>Beheeyem

Industrial psychology.

>>26686511
Housekeeping? Temp work?

>>26686079
I build houses so
>Timburr
2x4
>Smeargle
Shit needs to be painted
>Machamp
Scrent (strength for the plebs among you) is necessary
>Greninja
gotta stay hydrated out there
>Rayquaza
For a ladder/scaffolding.

>>26689138
Marine biology?

>>26690089
I love this, especially because I love Floatzel, though Graveler is gonna be replaced by a Pansear who will be my assistant and cook the food.

Growlithe (doggo)
Bastiodon (Shield/badge)
Raichu (Taser)
Skuntank (mace spray)
Klefki (Cuff/cell keys)
Hoot hoot (night watch)

elekid
magnemite
heat rotom
wash rotom
fan rotom
Gurdurr

>>26687429
Because he can use hyper voice like the other mons on your list?

>>26687429
Music therapist?

>>26687334
I could t post earlier but I work at a call center :^)

>>26686079
Unemployed
Snorlax
Rotom
Garbodor
Gardevoir
Audino
Arceus

>>26687473
Yes sir

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>>26691097
Close-ish
Ichthyology
Preferably deep-sea ecology/ichthyology in general

I'm interested in the shit that's near the bottom of the ocean, something most people don't care about

Definitely NOT marine biology though. I have no interest in aquatic mammals and I definitely don't want to swim with any fucking dolphins. I'm much more interested in fish and their behaviors and interactions, and very much their adaptations and evolution in benthic ecosystems.

Example: why are there no fish seen below 8300meters? Many other animals like amphipods and other crustaceans are. It has to do with the biology of fish cells and certain enzymes made that help to regulate function under extreme pressure. At least, that's part of it. Not a lot of research is done on this stuff which I find disappointing and would like to change

>>26691484
That's awesome, anon. You sound really passionate. That passion is important.