If you were capable of perform a single pokemon move, which one

>>26549187
performing*

Metronome.
Because i want random shit to happen.

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self destruct for obvious reasons

Calm mind.

>>26549187
Hypnosis

Fly to travel like a flying nigga

Payday

>>26549187
>I would choose teleport to fast travel to the last hospital I've been to
ftfy
I'd pick fly

>>26549219
lol nice one

Scald

Substitute or Double team, I'll make my double go to work and school for me

>>26549252
Nigga it's still YOU who's going to school

Aura Sphere
Ryu cosplay for days

Sweet Scent
Don't ask

>>26549187
Transform.

Then I can become anything or anyone I want and use any move.

>>26549536
why

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Attract.

Self-destruct

Belch
*bwuuurrrrp*
oh no wait silllly I can do that already *bwuuuaaaaarrrrppppp* hahahaha

Bulk Up

>>26549187
Fly or teleport depending on the teleportation range.

>>26549235
Fly to any of the hospitals of any town or city you visited

Healing Wish.

Slack Off

Encore, so I could fuck with people by making them repeat whatever they just said/did

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Psyshock.

>>26549187
>Personally I would choose teleport to fast travel anywhere.
with a hospital/doctors that you entered last.

>>26549252
double team is a speed mirage not a physical double, substitute replaces you with a teddy.

>>26549559
as long as you are physically in the same room otherwise it would miss.

>>26549211
join isis

>>26549187
Future Sight
Then I can win the lottery and live the dream.

Payday

Hydro Pump as long as it comes out of my penis.

>>26551757
Future Sight is an attack.

>>26551793
>the user has foreseen an attack
I can still faintly attack the guy who generates the numbers and watch them as part of the attack.

>>26549187
Shadow sneak so i can sneak in the shadows

Splash
I can now jump over a fucking mountain

>>26549536
musty nigga

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KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Shed skin to get youre moms stank sweat and pussy juice off me LOL

Pay Day: generate money in exchange for stamina seems a good idea, but which coins you create? Your native currency? Yen?, American Dollar?, Euro?, the one used in the country you are when you use the move? Koban coins?

>>26549536
Not as good as it seems: Nearby wild animals will attack you

>>26551815
>>the user has foreseen an attack
>I can still faintly attack the guy who generates the numbers and watch them as part of the attack.

>be you
>use future sight to get lotto numbers
>realize it's all done by a machine not a person
>fml
>next day lotto machine explodes killing several people
>use future sight
>see random trucker
>day later delivery driver drawing close to my home to drop off my bed dragon order
>guys get psychic attack to the face
>slams van through my home
>i am pinned under the debris
>driver is dead over me
>large dragon dildo through his head
>begin sucking off my toy as I die
>one last future sight
>see funeral
>nobody there
>future sight missed!

>>26552594
As a mammal that lacks the ability to truely shed and regrow skin at that rate, all the skin from your body is shed leaving behind the muscle tissue open to the air.

>>26552421
you wouldn't survive the landing

>>26551787
your urethra isn't designed to handle that kind of pressure so the first time you try to use hydropump your bladder and dick litteraly explode.

>>26550916
it never comes true

>>26549211
>You faint

>>26549933
haahah xD so random lol

>>26553558
>it never comes true

I know. I still die regardless. At least I tried.

Maybe I'm just the one who wants the world to burn but my first though was Arceus's Judgement

Teleport.
Go anywhere I want in an instant, so I save a ton of money on gas, plane tickets, etc (though I'd still have to use a car for certain things).

>>26549187
>>26549989
>>26558630
You want Fly. Fly takes you to the last Pokemon Center/Hospital/Your House. Fly would let you go anywhere.

I would unoriginally choose Payday

>>26549187
Definitely camouflage
>Hide anywhere
>Become ultimate spy
>Sneak up on actual animals and capture them
>Become the same type as my surroundings, punch people with rocks, steel, sand, plants, water

>>26551678
>doctors that you entered last

>>26549187
pay day

>>26549187
Judgement

Trick Room because I'd like to see how that would even work with real world physics

>>26549187
Draining Kiss.
I'd be a real succubus (male).

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Extremespeed

Pain Split

Pay Day, because I am a greedy bastard.

Rain Dance

>>26564143
>succubus (male)

so, an incubus

>>26564204
H-HAYAI!

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underage confirmed

>>26564559
tryhard redditor garbage normie confirmed

Pay Day, or Teleport.

>>26549187
Focus Energy or Miracle Eye

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>>26549187

Bulk Up.