Would you be ok with owning a Pokémon that could read your mind?

"Holy shit this poor man needs to get laid STAT."

>>26533294
>damn this guy never stops thinking about Regulate by Nate Dogg and Warren G

>>26533294
"Maybe he should stop shipping me with his other Pokemon I cant even breed with"

"Bungee Gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum"

>>26533361
That's my jam dude, you can't be any geek off the street. You must be handy with the steel

>Holy shit this guy's taste is impeccable

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>this anon thinks about comic books way too much.

>>26533402
REGULATORS

Mount up

"Why am I still hanging around with this degenerate?"

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>ywn be hypnotized by a female Gardevoir
>ywn have your mind reprogrammed into her personal plaything
>ywn become completely mindless at her touch
>ywn share her senses as she fucks you
>ywn be mindfucked by her and have overwhelming orgasms without any physical contact
>ywn be her unthinking slave

Hello again OP.

No sir, I am not ok training pokemon that can rip me limb from limb just by thinking.

Psychic types are the most terrifying to raise because if you ever lose control they will rape your mind...

>>26533520
Fug off. I was gonna make another thread with that pic.

>>26533538
Do it anyway.

They'd be seeing nightmares and bestiality.
I'm sure they'd just stop trying to peek in there after three or so tries.

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>>26533294
I already own a Pokémon who can read my mind.


It'll see my thoughts of catching of Pokémon in existence.

Wouldn't a Gardevoir get horny if you were horny?

>>26534061
This

>>26533520
>She will never use mind tricks to trigger you orgasms

>>26533388
Hisoka my man ya better pull through next chapter yo.

>>26533361
SIXTEEN IN THE CLIP AND ONE IN THE HOLE

>>26534061
Gardevoir would want your dick regardless of it's gender because of how it would want to be in synch with you all the damn time.

But that also comes with plenty of inconveniences that could lead to some hijinks.

>>26534455

ANON IS ABOUT TO MAKE SOME BODIES SHEER COLD

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>Wow, this faggot can't even beat the four kings!
mfw that's all my mons would see

>>26533294
>jesus christ what an angsty faggot
>why did I get stuck with this sad fuck

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>>26534061
Aw man, that means a Gardevoir would share my depression. I can't do that to another living creature.

I don't want a Gardevoir anymore.

>>26533856
Mew can't learn mind reader

>>26534811
It might be able to cure your depression.
Or at the very least, split it so it is less oppressive

>why is he such a little bitch

>>26534811
>Gardevoir takes on my social anxiety and schizoid
That's a nightmare. I'm sticking to bug types.

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>holy shit why is this nigger thinking about donald trump

>>26533294
I'd probably have a Gallade i can fence/spar with and/or a female Gardevoir.
My head is mostly engineering, music tech, gaming, sf/fantasy universe-building scribblings, and hypnosis porn (so there's that).
>If i had a female gardevoir, that means I probably would have raised her from a Ralts. she'd be like a daughter. I'd have to work on mental defenses as to not scar her.
Then again, if we'd grown up together it might be more like BFFs and i basically have zero secrets with my closest friends anyway, so mind reading isn't too big a deal.
Also, I'm autism incarnate so reading my mind might cause seizures or some shit cuz damn am I miswired. So that could be bad.
>Seriously tho, if a female gardevoir tried to jump my bones, i do not know what I'd do. Mental linking is one of my fetishes.

>>26533294
>It becomes fanatically obsessed with investigating whether a Garchomp's Flamethrower could melt a Gurrdurr's girder.

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>>26533294

>>26534651
Poise, fucker. Get your havels on.

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>>26536191
I have a faith build, only enough strength to use the claymore and Elite Night with havel's ring.

>>26533294
>what would they see
Dunno, but they would certainly hear the seven or eight songs in my head all at once.

>>26533294
It'd probably sound something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8no8kyLDEto

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>>26533294
>Huh, What's he thinking...
>BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO HOT HEAD

>>26536165
>you can make Kirlia/Gardevoir orgasm just by thinking at it

>>26533415
Was Jon added into this recently?
Because I don't recall him being there last time I saw this image.

>>26533294
>/v/

>>26533520
All that sounds cool except the unthinking part. I wanna actually experience that shit

>>26535077
Or crabhammer

>>26539408
I'm not usually into pokeporn, but that sounds incredibly hot.

>You will never surprise your gardevoir while she's doing something by embracing her from behind and pressing your erection into her ass

Would a Gardevoir be the kind of Pokemon who'd take advantage of her younger trainer?

>>26542000
Look at /vp/. She already did, to millions.

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>>26542000
Probably not. Based on Pokedex entries they seem to be highly protective of their trainers, and the entries of their earlier forms suggest they empathize with others very heavily. So they're not very likely to do something that could harm or scar someone else. Plus, have you ever played with one in Amie? They're huge prudes.

Then again, you could get one with a Naughty nature or something.

>>26542108
But what if a Gardevoir found out about all the BITCHES and WHORES that are out that could seduce her trainer and steal his virginity. That wouldn't be acceptable right? She should make him hers', so that way she can protect him.

>>26542010
>/vp/
>millions
More like tens

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>>26542108
>Plus, have you ever played with one in Amie?

Yes, and every time I tried playing the berry picking minigame with other pokemon that fat cunt was always a participant.

>>26542162
More like 1. Ive been talking to myself this whole time. My name is anonymous

>>26542146
I'd become some Gardevoir's personal possession any time.

>>26542162
But they are very vocal tens.

>>26542146
that's not how it works you stupid shit; besides who would seduce me?

>>26533294
Is that a male Gardevoir?

>>26542000
>>26542108
Gardevoir is like the perfect fantasy waifu. She will love you for no real reason and understand your emotions.
Plus you could cause some sort of orgasm feedback loop which would be pretty cool

>you will never be given a ralts for your birthday as a young child
>you will never grow up alongside each other
>she will never evolve into a kirlia right when you hit puberty
>you will never explore each others bodies

ITT: Conservatards and Drumpfheads jerking it to Gardevoir

She doesn't even look that good, I don't get it

>>26542461
false flagging fag

>>26542461

this pretty much desu

>>26542461
literally what lmao

>>26542461

> this will trigger the orange man's supporters

>>26542461
>She

Finish this sentence /vp/:

>That feel when gardevoir will never _________

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>>26542461
You're gay, that's all there is to it.

>Espeon,Espurr,Mespirit,Celebi,Latias and Victini
>They would see my dreams about going on real adventures and playing with them all the time
>They would also probably be a little sad and jealous because while I like them all, my favorite pokemon will always be Furret

>>26542648
Feel my cock pulsate inside him

>>26542461
>This triggers /pol/

>>26542648
>>26533520

>>26533294
They would see me trying to think of how to not get my mind read while remembering every single embarassing thing I did in my life at the same time.

After that, half of what it would read is "Ah, ok", because this is what I think about almost everything.

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>>26535077

It can. you idiot.

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>>26541709
you simple minded fool.

Mew Canonically learn every move.

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>>26541709

Mew learn every move.

>>26545151
>>26545135
>Responding to a post nearly five hours old
>RESPONDING TO ONE THAT'S OVER TWENTY HOURS OLD
How autistic can one man be?

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>>26545166

Mew learn every move!