We all know the pokemon guys wanna bang most. (Gardevoir, Lopunny,

Gallade

Personally, Feraligatr

machamp and garchomp for me

Goodra.

Typhlosion for some reason

>>26523997
personally garchomp , mega scizor , weavile , golurk , sun legend , aggron , the green monkey , braviary . All mons that look badass and "manly"

>>26524014
>>26524028
>>26524059

OP said girls.
Not guys pretending to be girls.

I'm a gay guy and the only Pokémon I'd considerar getting fugged by is Machoke (Machamp is ugly as sin, it has King Dedede's face lmao)

>>26523997
I had a dream about being fucked by a Venusaur years ago, and I still can't stop thinking about it.

In Pearl or Diamond (can't remember which one), I used only Pokémon I'd want to fuck me (and are also easily available for use in that game). I since moved them all on to more recent games, but I remember there was a Floatzel, a Lucario and a Luxray. My starter was Infernape.

>kinda humanoid ones
>a little bit of furry
>totally fine with huge monsters too though

>tfw you will never be a manly pokemon

Scolipede :9

>>26523997
Fuck this thread. There are no girls on here, only faggots like >>26524153. Seriously, what's the percentage of women (or girls) in here? 0,1%?!

Actual femanon here.
Blaziken for sure.

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>>26524297
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHHDHFJVMV

>>26524297

Most of the girls are in the anime thread. Most guys don't care about the rampant shipping shitposting (well, some autists and fags do, but it's more of a girl thing).

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S U I C U N E

Latios and Mienshao are pretty manly in my book too but not as "fuckable" due to awkward body shapes

>>26524297
12.5%

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I've always been partial to Tangela.

>>26524377
>Mienshao
>manly
what the fuck? it's literally a woman shaped like a weasel

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I actually had this conversation only a couple days ago.

>>26524789
that's sad

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>>26524512

>>26523997
>girls
>/vp/
this meme again

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I have a thing for shuckle

>>26524815
Why

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Male Lopunny!

>>26524916
>tfw no punny in your cunny

>>26524857
Don't fuckle with Shuckle

>>26524014
>there was grim and gritty Nuzlocke with a scarred Feraligatr and a Female Trainer
>the one page I saw had them ducking in to a room to bone
I'm sure the rest of the story "set it up" but the page in question was hilarious without context. I'll have to track it down again some day, I don't think I ever bookmarked it. Think it was on deviant art.

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>>26524512

>>26524916
L-lewd

>>26524297
You can believe what you want, but there are definitely girls here. My ex girlfriend would shitpost here all the time in 2010 and I'm sure she's still here.

What were the 4chan advertisement gender statistics again? 60% male 40% female? I'd say those are accurate numbers for this board.

I've been on here for years now, a lot of women don't make it apparent their gender because they get hassled for it and not taken seriously here.

>>26524297
/vp/ is one of the very few boards that have a higher percentage of grills

>>26524512
kek

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>>26526354
I don't make it apparent either, for several reasons
>what you said
>what does it matter anyway?
>who cares?
>I don't care

this isn't tumblr, if you want to assume that Everyone On The Internet is male, alright. if I get a (you) from someone calling me "he," why should I correct them?
it's kind of the sub-topic of this thread, so it does matter in here - but nowhere else, really. the only other place is the drawthread, where I'm usign a trip because I'm an active requestee and upload my drawings to the booru, and over there I do mention it if someone misgenders me. but that's just because there's a name attached to my posts there, people have an image of me in their minds, so why should I lie to them?

Out in the wild open sea of /vp/, we're all just anons

According to Shokotan, Mewtwo

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>>26526760
pls

>>26523997
>>26524069
>>26524297
What do people gain from pretending they no girls here?

That was always the dumbest 4chan meme. Its extra odd for a franchise we KNOW there's a tonne of girls for.

>girl once told me she really liked latios and had fantasies about taking him
>fap to the thought of her schlicking to a picture of latios and only after I cum realise I was looking at that very same lewd picture of latios

It-it's not gay, right?

>>26524297 Boards with female posters:

/x/

/vp/

/c/

/fa/

/trv/

/po/

Everyone knows this, Anon.

>>26526988
you forgot the seagulls

>>26524297
Chance is higher if you have shiny pin.

>>26524153
>Implying that The Perfect King of Dreamland, King Dedede has a resistable face.

>>26524377
>Mienshao
>Manly
Are you talking shit about my waifu?

>>26523997
Emboar, Pangoro, Chesnaught

>>26524155 here
>>26527293
shit yes, how could I forget about Pangoro. Pangoro.

>>26524069
This
>>26526793
Hi how is your first day on 4chan?

>>26527327
If it makes you feel better then we're all males here then. I hope this satisfies your autistic urges, anon.

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>>26527412
Not him, but this is what he means

>>26526988
You forgot /co/

>>26527505
No, the reason for that is people throw an autistic fit at girls being here. That intense autism of making a big deal someone is a girl is definitely not something to admire. Only autists think there's an alterior motive to something so trivial. Especially in a thread that asks girls a question.

>>26527327
XD

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Surprised we got this far without someone claiming him

>>26528918
>>26524155

>>26523997
I want to fug Kagamin so bad

>>26524045
I like you

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>>26528918
yeah..who wouldn't want to get in those pants

What I want to know is if peen shape plays any part in this.

Like Lucario for example, if it has a dog dick, is that a plus or a minus? Or do you only really care how the Pokemon itself looks?

>>26530178
I guess its this kind of humble, faithful and loyal characterization in his movie. And because its an anthropomorphic wolf/dog and thats what everyone is into i guess

>>26526947
I have bad news for you.

>>26530178
what this one said >>26530230

nah, shape doesn't matter. not for Lucario and not for any other Pokémon. it's more about their character and looks.

>>26530280
What about size? I'm having trouble picturing anyone wanting to be fucked by, say, Pikachu when its dick would be like an inch long.

Or things like Lugia, which would have like a three foot dong.

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>>26530407
are you implying you can only do the whole fucking thing with a dick and nothing else

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>>26530457
You had my attention, but now you have my curiosity.

gallade and garchomp
i could get down with a male gardevoir too

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>>26530407
>I'm having trouble picturing anyone wanting to be fucked by, say, Pikachu when its dick would be like an inch long.
yeah, no, thank you.
>Or things like Lugia, which would have like a three foot dong.
hmmm... you know, it doesn't need to be all at once. actually, add Lugia to my list.

>>26530457
tell me more

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>>26530457
I want to know more

>>26523997
A friend of mine was interested in pokemon like houndoom, arcanine and luxray.
She wasn't really pretty to be honest, and that's putting it nicely.

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>>26530500
imagine all the interesting stuff pokemon can do

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>>26530549

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>>26530582
Anonette, I like your style.

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>>26530653
Thanks. We anonettes think beyond MUH BEWBS/BUTT

>>26530582
KINKY
I
N
K
Y

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>>26530621

I'm going to share my secret gold mine with you, /vp/

Go on Omegle and type "Pokemon" as an interest. Turns out there's a lot of actual girls there, and a lot of them are down for talking about which Pokemon you'd fug.

>>26531294
Thanks anon. Now they are all off to omegle. I liked where this thread was going. Good night everyone

>>26531294
Omegle has been pure shit for me. I dont want to go back there.

Discord is better.

My autistic gay furry friend said his female friend finds Garchomp and Greninja sexy.

Which Pokemon work equally well for either gender?

>>26532226
From what I've seen, Lucario.

>>26532260
Blaziken too

>people like Blaziken
A beak doesn't at all look nice to kiss

>>26532260
Me and my girlfriend used to fantasize at us swaping with a m/f lucario couple.

>>26532316
>used to

Why stop

>>26532413
We started doing "worse" shit after a while.

>>26532444
Tell me more, anon.

>>26532462
It started slow, bondage, then swinging shit, orgies, and now it involves peanut butter.
>Peanut butter.

I miss the old times when it was just about pokemon.

>>26532508
>peanut butter.
You bringing quadrupeds into the bedroom, Anon?

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>>26527559
>an alterior motive

>>26532579
No.
User was banned for this post

I haven't thought about it before, but probably nidoking and togekiss

I also know my friend is way into mewtwo.

>>26526988
Thought I read /pol/ and got very confused

>>26532786
Elaborate, Anon

>>26530582
>Putting a warty thing in your cunt
enjoy your STDs

>>26533084
How would a bird please you?

>wanting spiny toxic nido cock shooting venom into you

>>26533767
That sounds kind of hot.

>>26533767
>yfw this is what Brittany Spears was thinking about with Toxic

>>26526988
>/fa/

You wish. The fashion space with more girls is /cgl/. Which your forgot along the other two most common female space in 4chan: /cm/ and /y/.

>>26525727
>4chan definitely isn't full of the kind of person that would fuck with survey statistics for fun!

I'm pretty sure half the 'girls' here have a y chromosome. They might not even believe they're lying due to the latest round of tumblr faggotry.

>>26530549
Would Lugia even have a penis? It'd, if anything have cloaca right? How do bird genitals even work I KNOW SOMEONE HERE CAN GIVE A DETAILED, MEDICAL ANSWER

>>26534190
You'd know about chromosomes since you have an extra

>>26533767
>Your walls will never slowly go numb from hot purple goo

>>26524377
takes the knot
>>26524857
tentacle fetishist
>>26524916
closest lesbo
>>26527293
bearfag trapped in a woman's body
>>26528918
classic furry

>>26534233
>implying patrician women don't prefer bara

>>26525727
>My ex girlfriend would shitpost here all the time in 2010
Same, anon. She even tripped.

>>26534173
Thats roughly the % of female pokemon players over 18, as well, though.

>>26524618
>that mustache
Youre a retard, anon.
On that note, we need more mustachiod Pokemon for anonette's to ride.

>>26534258
>On that note, we need more mustachiod Pokemon for anonette's to ride.
DELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOP

>>26523997
Probably a minority, but big sneks get me.
Gyarados, Milotic, ect.
Not usually an M, but this is an exception.

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>>26534258
>that mustache

I forgot it had that. Now I'm curious, how do you feel about Samurott?

>gardevoir and lopunny

not even close.

Machamp for brutal sex nights.

Arcanine/Rapidash/Zebstrika for animal-like bestiality fetish.

Evee for shota fetish.

>>26523997
Anything bara.

Chesnaught, M-Swampert, Typhlosion, Pangoro

Bara and yes please

>>26534709
Typhlosion is bara?

>>26534709

Guys. What if the Bara threads have actually been the work of a secret organization of women who infiltrated /vp/ all along? Maybe /vp/ isn't as gay as previously thought, there are just women everywhere?

>>26523997
My buddy's fiancee was heavily into Serperior smut

>>26534753
Typhlosion is a pseudobara. He has big arms and stubby legs, but he's bara enough for me.

>>26534791
I've participated in several of those so

>>26535176
That sounds like something a Yaoi fan-girl would say to promote gay on /vp/ so she could continuously restock her fetish. I'm on to you, female /vp/ user-base.

>>26535251
what? no

don't be ridiculous

only homos here, no chicks

really

>>26525013
I would like to see this for reasons.

>>26535251
but

moar bara pls

It doesn't have to be gay I like M-Bara x F. If I'm being honest that's the body type I'm attracted to; literally every guys I've dating is tall, big arms, huge chest, thick thighs

Maybe I was a gay man in a past life

ITT: L O N D O N

>>26534348
fyi, sneks in real life have two penises, which are identical and are called hemipenes.

N- not that I would know, o- of course!

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Sceptile and Mega Sceptile.

Just look at this sexy motherfucker.

>>26534709
Tyranitar?

>>26535533
Tyranitar is eh for me. It's arms are stubby. I like big arms that can grab me and hold me down. But I guess it can be okay if drawn right?

Also, nice double dubs

>>26535374
So a snek can give DP on its own. That is one hell of a sexual feat, anon.

I wish there was more art of girls being fucked by pokemon than men fucking pokemons.

>>26535689
Me too. Me fucking too.

>>26534458
>>26534258
Suicune anonnete here, I like Mienshao mostly because it fuels my bondage fetish. And yes stache is one of the reasons I consider it manly, but also because all Mienshao I trained to date were male (wouldn't want it any other way desu). Still I would feel kinda bad for fugging one since they're way too small for humans.

Samurott is pretty manly with its warrior motif, white mustache, visible pecs and primarily blue color scheme, but again, not something I'd actually like to fug.

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>>26535689
iktf

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>>26524618

Not everyone sees Mienshao as exclusively female, you know.

>>26527204

It's clearly a compliment.

>>26534191
ANSWER HIM PEOPLE! We must know!

>>26535305
Alas, I've never been able to find it again. I'm sure it was on deviant art, but less sure about it being a nuzlocke. The female trainer may have been the scarred one too, my memory of it has faded.

I'm beginning to wonder if it was ever real at all, and not the fevered imaginings of a mad man. It wasn't particularly sexy, it was literally just them walking into a room and closing the door behind them, though with a specific stated intent of action once in the room. I don't want to find it for sexy reasons anyway. It was just such an odd thing to stumble across and I've spent so long trying to find it again, it's just become this thing I want to see through.

>>26535862
I'm 99% sure I've read this. I don't remember what it is though.

Aggron! I want to hug him, like a big cuddly car.

>>26534191
>>26535853
What, if we're going with, "it's a bird" logic than sure, yeah. Birds and reptiles have a cloaca, which just means they have one hole for everything and they keep their sex parts tucked away inside their bodies. Male birds don't have penises they just sort of. . . make due without, by rubbing on each other.

Are you happy now?

>No Lickitung

It's like you don't even want to reach ecstasy

>>26535937
>tribbing with a male Lugia
O-oh my

I want a Salamence to get me pregnant

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>>26535937
Yes

>>26535937
>a golduck will never penetrate me

>>26535988
There's a thought for the thread.

If they could impregnate you, which pokemon would you start a family with?

>>26535937
Don't male ducks have super evolved explosively extending corkscrew rape penises? Surely ducks aren't the only birds with dicks?

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Funny, I thought there were more femanons into bara.

>>26523997
I'm into big bulky Pokemon like Rhydon, Aggron, Tyranitar. I want them to split me like a fucking log.

Seviper and Hydreigon are on the top of list of Pokemon I'd like to be fucked by.
I'm all for snakes wrapping around me and some dragon dicks.

>>26536027
I guess that changes the dynamic a bit. A snek might be good for fug, but it makes a crappy husband.

Machoke is bland, but they are outright stated to be modest around women, plus he could be quite helpful to have around.

Something like Aggron is very nurturing, but incredibly inconvenient to house, and more than one or two tosses with it would be exhausting, if not dangerous.

...I can't see myself finding something that I both want to fug, and trust to start a family with. If I had to pick, I guess I'd go with an Aggron, but more than likely the physical aspect of the relationship would cool pretty rapidly.

Honestly, most of them. The monster aspect is appealing, so I don't mind the freakier stuff.

Just nothing with poisonous sludge, or other life-threatening shit.

And then, getting knotted by a Hondoom. Probably my #1, just because ya'll want examples.

>>26536035
"Most male birds have no phallus."

Thanks wikipedia.

>>26536011
Looks like you just got your lucky day.

>>26535937
>reptiles have a cloaca
Don't male snakes have pairs of hemipenes?

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>>26536085
I'd also go with Aggron.
They supposedly defend their territory from harm with extreme aggression, and once they're raised their trainer becomes their territory. So that protective side is perfect.
I don't know if I'd survive the sex though... but I love the idea of this huge metal dinosaur doing his best to be gentle and not hurt me
I fear I might've just distorted my definition of the perfect man

>>26536116
Hence why sneks are grade A fug material. The bondage aspect helps, make no mistake.

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>>26536096
but ducks do.

>>26536136
>a snek will never eat you
why live

>>26536167
>a snek will never eat you
why live

Well, it seems like you will live because a snake didn't eat you.

>an octillery will never violate me

>Look for Aggron porn for intense research purposes
>It's all fat females
O-oh...

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>>26536085
>>26536135

That is two for Aggron hubby. Any other takers?

>>26536208
Calling him Hubby gave me funny feelings, anon. This can't be healthy for me.

>>26536177
you got a thing against vore?

rapidash might be ponyfag tier but is also a good choice for fug.

>>26536221
I'm always on the lookout for a girl that's half as perfect as my own waifu. I'm sure there is some seven foot super-buff overly-protective soft-spoken cuddle-prone sweetheart out there waiting for you femanon.

>>26536250
Oh anon <3

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Then let it be said, unless there is more input.

In the dead of night, between may 30th and may 31st of 2016, Aggron was elected as the most suitable Poke-Husband in a narrow victory by two votes.

Aggron was elected for its caring, nurturing personality, and it's power kept in check by a gentle nature.
Aggron may not have hemipenes, and intercourse is a bit of a brush with death, but there is a vote of confidence that Aggron will treat you gently. Gently, by an Aggron's standards, should still be breathtaking.

Aggron will not only protect you with the power that only an eight-foot metal dinosaur can bring, but it will also prove itself as a caring father, and will transform your house into a veritable garden of eden.
Apparently, Aggron even manages to keep its looks after a decade and a half years of being a husband kick in.

Do you, /vp/, accept Aggron as your Husbando, to have and hold from this day forward, for better or worse, In good times and bad, In sickness and in health, until death (or global server crash) do you part?

>>26536317
I can't speak for all of /vp/'s femanons, but I do.

Who would've thought I'd develop genuine feelings for a giant metal dinosaur over the course of an hour.
Which has no good porn ;_;

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Do you, Aggron, take /vp/, for all of its bipolar tendancies, rabid shitposting, and occasional tender moments as your lawfully wedded waifu, to have and hold from this day forward, for better or worse, In good times and bad, In sickness and in health, until death (or global server crash) do you part?

>Gweeeeee! (I Do)

If there is anyone in attendance who has cause to believe that this couple should not be joined in marriage, you may speak now, or forever hold your silence!

>

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>>26536342
>Gweee
Excuse me, the line is obviously
>Excited train noises

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Then by the power vested in me, by the universal Church of Life, and by the state of 4chan, I pronounce you, and as Waifu and Husbando, lawfully wedded before Arceus.

You may Kiss the Waifu.

>>26536367
>>26536342
>>26536317
B-but I prefer Nidoking ;_;
I just want to be his queen.

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Shit, I think I really am in love. With an iron T-rex.

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>>26536356

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>>26536333
Nice trips, I may have some stuff to your liking
No porn tho

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>>26536409

>>26536404
>>26536409
>>26536414
Yes please anon, I love these!

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>>26536414

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>>26536421

I'm impressed.
If this was the same, but with a Pokewaifu instead of a Pokehusbando, this thread would be full of rampant shitposting and angry anons.

So, is this official?

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>>26536427

>>26536419
Not a problem

>>26536386
There are worse things to be in love with.

This iron T-rex will treat you right, and help raise that family, which is more than you can say for a lot of potential love interests.

Tangela

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>>26536432

>>26536430
I'm sold. I don't even want kids and I want this iron giant to put a baby in me.

>>26536421
Wew, lad! That image is almost as big as Aggron!

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>>26536439

Qhat happened in this thread

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>>26536451

>>26536386
BITCH ITS A TRICERATOPS

FUCK

>>26536435
That's the best part; so glad I found that dex entry. Sorry Empoleon, I have a new favorite Pokémon.

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>>26536457

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>>26536466

>>26536461
T-Rexatops.

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>>26536367
>>26536386
>>26536442

J-just, [snif], take care of my bro, all right? He can get ahead of himself, and I usually look out for him, b-but, just, take care of my bro.

>>26536461
Like a T-rex... Triceratops... tank monster thing? Don't care, I want him.

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>>26536473

>>26536475
I'll treat him kindly anon.

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>>26536480

>>26536453
Aggron was elected the official Pokehusbando of /vp/.

>>26536430
Looks that way. They even had the ceremony. I think the only part remaining is consummation, but the Internet is stingy with male Aggron smut.

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>>26536484
Look at this big cutie

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>>26536494

>>26536494
Unf <3

>>26536501
UNF <<<333

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>>26536500

Someone screencap all this for later proof as needed.

>>26536490
>consummate
I'm... doing a lot of research right now... if that counts.

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>>26536507

This thread makes a compelling case for Aggron, and I'm male

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>>26536516

>>26536430
Isn't it amazing what can happen when all the shitposters go to bed, and the late night thread-derailers don't care about the topic?

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>he's making this whole thread wet

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>>26536517
I mean it's not exclusively husband material

>>26536521
You're not wrong...

>>26524357
This desu

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>>26536524
never said I was

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>>26536518

>>26536523
Okay what the fuck, that LOOKS like me.

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>>26536530

>>26536532
You're pretty

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>>26536533

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>>26536535

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>>26536543

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also very cute in amie

>>26524357
Personally I can't stand the anime. Sadly I seldom come to /vp/ anymore.

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>>26536545

Male but just because, I'll share my fem'mon preference from each gen.

>Dragonair
>Ampharos
>Milotic
>Froslass
>Serperior
>Gourgeist

50% are snakes. I guess I like snakes... a lot.

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>>26536550
I wish I had translations for these

>>26536508
Please do this!

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>>26536556

>>26523997
Machamp and tyranitar.

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>>26536547
>handsome, even

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>>26536564

>>26536560
I'd do it, but I'm tech-illiterate.

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>>26536569

>>26536508
Oh good, all my fluffy autism screencapped for eternity. Might as well feel honored. I guess I should post my tits then :^)

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>>26536580

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>>26536584

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>>26536587

>>26536501
Not even one of the aggron femanons but damn

I'm really tempted to see which would be the one /vp/'s Pokewaifu. But I'm sure in such a thread, too much blood would be spilled, and the opinions are too diverse. It'd be almost impossible that Eevee fans agree with Lilligant fans, Gardevoir fans, Phox fans, Snek fans, etc.

>>26536523
Incidentally my competitive Aggron is female.

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>>26536593

How many grils turned to the way of the official husbando Aggron tonight?

>>26536595
Most of the pictures so far have made me feel the same way as that one. This is probably very wrong.

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>>26536599

>>26536597
Our only hope is that the thread would stay open long enough to conclude voting so the mods can ban all of the fucking furry filth that shits up this board

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>>26536581

>>26536604
I think only me and one other honestly.

>>26536597
I dunno, this thread turned around when the full implications of actual family dynamics came into play. Maybe wait until a late night on a golden thread to do it, when the shitposters go to bed.

From what I've seen, Aggron might make a solid bid for Waifu as well.

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>>26536613

>>26536597
People have tried before, it never works
Those waifu-vote threads usually get deleted

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>>26536623

But who's the femanons most desired Pokeboy?!

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>>26536626

>>26536621
>Aggron waifu
I'm not so sure... what made Aggron a winner for me is its tough and protective aspect, I don't know if that would be appealing for guys.

>>26536629
Byron
...who also uses an Aggron... huh.

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>>26536634

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>>26536647

>>26536635
I would

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>>26536635
If you ask me, as a maleanon, Aggron would be too tough for my taste for a waifu.
I feel more of a father than a husband really, and the mental picture of taking care of one or two little Ralts feels really sweet.

>>26528930

You and me both.

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>>26536661

>>26528918

Nothing like getting impaled during a hug.

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>>26536690

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But what do you lot think of Mega Husband?

>>26536543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNzBAWdkWfw

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>>26536695

>>26536666
I can kind of relate... though I'm sort of the opposite. I'd love to get married, but not so sure about having kids. Scared of labor.

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>>26536700

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>>26536704

>>26536697
And also, would you let your husband mega evolve during sex?

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>>26536666
While I disagree with you, as I think Aggron can function as a waifu to those who believe, I'mma still check those sexy quads.

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>>26536710

>>26536697
It looks odd hunched over like that, but some of the art so far has made him look pretty cool. Probably prefer the standard version.

>>26536708
Sure, being ripped in half sounds fun.

>Most rule34 of Aggron are only with male trainer and female humanized Aggron
>There's no picture of male aggro ravaging female trainers

This is so unfair.

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>>26536713

>>26536717
You're telling me ;_;

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>>26536734

>>26536714
Well I mean, he doesn't have to be inside you when he does it. Maybe you'd just let him evolve and then kind of stroke him with your whole body or something.

Considering mega evolution is all about bonding, I feel like there's something extra romantic and hot about it happening in bed.

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>>26536740

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>>26536744
I'm a virgin but we'd find a way to make it happen.

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>>26536757
Cute!

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>>26536766
That's about it for Aggron pics

>>26536772
Thank you anon. I love these.

And I've grabbed most of the relevant posts, and will compile one coherent screencap announcing Aggron as /vp/'s Husbando whenever I get around to it.

>>26536027
>>26536085
This was the moment.

>>26536788
I'm the post afterward. >>26536135

I'd loke to get raped by a brunch of Machokes.
Also i'd fug Raikou.

>>26536797
May your search for research material be ever bountiful, anon.

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>>26536556
I tried to make a translation, but it's kind of awkward because puns.

>>26536818
I love it!

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>>26536818
Cheers anon, some good comics out of this guy

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>>26536840
Sorry but I couldn't understand the first text box, so I just gave as much info as I could tell from it.

>>26536797
Just imagine Aggron cuddled up next to you next time you sleep, one arm gently around your shoulder, looking at you with those steely blue eyes. His mouth isn't very flexible, but you can see the joy in his eyes as he looks at you.

The metal of his body is cool, but the stone is actually fairly warm, almost like it had been left outside in the sud for everal hours.

His arm is heavy, but you know he isn't resting its full weight on you. He has held this position for the last several hours, never once lowering more weight onto you due to fatigue.

His breath is soft, but you can feel the reverberations through his chest, and a faint whistling sound is being emitted every few moments at his nostril.


His tail is tenderly coiled between your knees, in a combined effort to get closer, yet not disturb your sleep.

Occasionally, it nuzzles the top of your head with it's chin and makes a soft sigh-like sound.

You doze off to sleep like this, the thought of whether Aggron will follow suit or just look at your face all night being the last thing to cross your mind.

>>26536887
Anon, PLEASE. I have never masturbated for this long before.

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>>26536887
Nice, could be a good intro to a fapfic

>>26536887
But write more damnit. Go all out, I want to fuck this dinosaur.

>>26524863
Psst your autism is showing

Machamp

>>26536907
The next morning, you are awoken by a faint tickling at your entrance. Perhaps inadvertently, the tip of his tail has worked its way furthe up your leg.

You seize the chance and slide down a few more centimeters, and the tip just barely enters you.

It dances around, occasionally slipping out of your lips, but never for long.

>>26536907
After several minutes of this, the tail is quite damp, and you decide to go to the next level. You slide down another few inches, and silently gasp as the knobby surface parts your folds. you slowly begin moving up and down, each time working the tail a little deeper.

>>26524377
Mienshao
>bipedal, two-handed
>awkward body shape

Suicune
>quadrupedal dog
>perfectly fine

>>26536919
>>26536924
Fucking hell anon, don't stop.

>>26536924
In a flash of over-excitement, you descend on a thrust a little to quickly, and you feel pressure deeper than you ever have before.
You let out a small yip, but that is enough to snap Aggron's eyes open.

>>26536935
Aggron is up and looking around in a flash, searching for the source of your distress. As it does so, the tail twists around inside you.

Your mewling increases in volume, ans Aggron looks more concerned. By the time Aggron realizes what is going on, you have already climaxed, and are breathing heavily.

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>>26536878
I saw this earlier in the thread, so took a shot at translating it too.

Sorry to interrupt the dino-fucking

>>26536942
Aggron looks you in they eyes for a few seconds, taking in the situation. Suddenly, it's eyes soften in understanding, and it removes the tail. It lifts its bulk over you, and sniffs at your hair. It holds you by the shoulders, it hurts a little, but you know this is the most gentle its grip can get.

>>26536954
You only see its elongated member for a moment before it lowers its body and it disappears behind your nethers. You feel a pressure at your entrance, impossibly broad, and clench your teeth at what is coming.

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also sorry to interrupt the fug: not the writefag, but going to sleep- this was somehow one of the best threads I've seen in a long time. not sure if it'll be here when I'm around here next

thank you all, and goodnight, you beautiful goddamn dinofuckers

>>26536970
Sleep well anon.

>>26536965
A rush of electricity, pain, pleasure, and sensations you can't even describe rush through your body as your lips are shoved apart and Aggron enters you. It feels almost like being punched in the cunt on top of it, but the pain from that is dulled by Aggron's steely eyes gazing lovingly into yours.

Aggron slowly begins to pump you, each time a renewed rush of sensory information rushes through your body. It brings its tail to your lips, and pushes it in, it still is covered inn your juices. You think you can feel the individual craggy bumps on Aggron's shaft, but you are having a hard enough time keeping track of your name to concentrate on that.

>>26536993
Waves of pleasure shoot few you every few minutes as you are brought to orgasm after orgasm. Aggron's grip has tightened, you can feel a bruise forming on your shoulder, though this has yet to bring you pause. Aggron removes his tail from your mouth to soak in more juices every few mintes as well.

>>26536878
>>26536952
Cheers mate

>starting to get aroused looking at Aggron pics imagination all the girls getting wet to it

It's not gay though right?

>>26537008
Suddenly, Aggron's eyes change. They become more narrowed, and a look of consideration comes over it. It plants its arms on the wall behind you, and has turned the attention of it's tail to your clit.

Aggron pumps you harder than ever, this combined with the clitwork his tail is performing, locks you up in ecstasy. The pumping has gotten so hard that you are beginning to feel a tiny bit nauseous from the kneading of your intestines.

>>26537025
Aggron lets out a short, clipped roar and plunges deeper into your pussy than ever before. A new rush overtakes you, it is much more painful and electrical than what came before it, and you are near certain that you feel something in a place you shouldn't. Your throat begins to hurt, and it is only then that you realize the sounds you have been making. You are too distracted by the sensation in your belly to focus on it though.

>>26537050
A heat gushes into the place where Aggron had reached, as you shriek in a mixture of pain and the most concentrated ecstasy you have ever felt in your life. You notice that bits of the wall behind you heave crumbled down, some of them into your hair, and are suddenly very grateful Aggron re-positioned its hands.

The heat in your belly is followed by pressure, followed by the heat surging back down where Aggrons member has driven through. The heat gets more intense as it flows past increasingly sensitive bits of vaginal wall.

>>26537061
Before you can contemplate where this heat will move next, A second blast impacts your belly with such force that you feel your stomach churn. As that heat follows the path of the first, you feel a warmth around your groin. A line of this sensation builds around your anus. A few moments later, your pleasure-addled mind is able to get enough motor control to barely relax, and the warmth that has traveled from your belly begins travelling down a new channel.

>>26537074
Aggron then notices that blemish you always sought to hide. He's momentarily surprised - it's amazing to him he didn't see it before. His expression quickly turns to disgust and scorn, turning his head away from you - he walks away. You're suddenly filled with dread as, somehow, you know you're never going to see him again

>>26537074
Three more blasts impact your belly, though none as powerful as the second, as Aggron lowers its arms and head to look at you once more. The heat channel between your belly and your anus has continued to flow, and that very same heat has begun reaching new depths. Aggron looks deeply into your eyes, and gives you what passes for a deep kiss. So deep, in fact, that you feel your gag reflex begin to trigger. Aggron slowly withdraws its member, and for the first time, you see clearly just what you were fucked with. Nearly as big around as a can of soda, and long enough that you begin to feel guilty at how little your body was taking.

As if sensing your guilt, Aggron wraps its arms around you, and pulls you close, it nuzzles your cheek with his chin. In doing so, it prods your navel with his head, and your belly reflexivly recoils. Leaning up has also made the heat in your colon flow back down and press upon your exit in a not unpleasant fashion, though the amount of pressure makes you somewhat concerned at just how much got in.

>>26537107
Aggron slides back on his side next to you, as you collapse into his chest. The metal is warm, the rock quite hot. The breathing is more intense than it was before.

His arm is no heavier.

His tail playfully twitches just inside your lips, though it are nowhere near enough after what you have just been through.

You aren't in this position for more than a few second before you fall into a deep sleep.

END.


>>26537100
And ignore this part. This is merely the work of a pretender to the throne, seeking to deface what he cannot best.

Anon... thank you so much for this. I cannot thank you enough. Almost two hours I've been playing with myself now, and all over a fucking metal dinosaur. Just thank you.