6 Pokemon teleport into your house and want to enslave you,

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>>26384660
gonna say its not going to go well.

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Could have been worse.

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I mean, it could've been worse. At least Deoxys is calm.

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Considering I have a crush on several of these pokemon, this is a very good ending for me.

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>party mild i guess

>>26386932
you disgust me

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>Naughty Lopunny

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10% fucked, only worry is Malamar

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>>26384660
>mostly calm and easy to manipulate
It's the sassy bro and the lonely birb I gotta watch out for.

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These are pretty chill.

Except for the fact that Kabutops would slice my neck off the second he saw me.

Not bad. Half are good, half aren't. I could easily convince castform to help me. Regirock and Beedrill aren't bad either.

>>26384660
Not fuck at all the two real menace are calm and relaxed

>>26387214
OP said no NFEs
So that Poliwag is a Poliwrath or Politoed, Bulbasaur is Venusuar, and the Nidorina is Nidoqueen.

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Welp best bet is to get ditto to clone me and try and make an escape

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I feel like I am pretty screwed. inb4 I am vored by Lugia O.o

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What the what? You can get shinies on this generator?

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Who let all this furbait in again?

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I'm ok with this

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>fug
didnt bother with natures

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Eh, I think I'll be fine

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>>26384660
>Beheeyem sits outside my home, staring at the open windows, in a cloaked space ship a hundred feet away.
>Laughing quietly, he motions to his cohorts "It's time to begin. Now, be quiet about this, take your time. No room for failure!"
>Seviper laying on the roof, yawning in the sunshine as he lazily soaks up the heat of the day.
>Altaria hiding, disguised as a cloud.
>Solrock shines a light at the window, hardly noticeable in the daylight but enough to give the team the signal to move in
>"H-hey, bossman. We gon' do dis? It's time? Awwite let's R O C K!!!!!!!"
>Carbink throws its bodyweight from the space ship, darting at the window and slipping through. Whatever it came for, it was about to get it.

>Noticing the slight sound, like a rock being thrown nearby, I go to check
>It feels like a fucking steamroller is coming from behind my building
>my kitchen wall shatters into dust, crushed under a massive blue balloon.
>Suddenly, the loudest noise ever echoes throughout the entire neighborhood, physically shaking the ground
>Wailord groans like this for a good half-minute, carbink and Beheeyem cursing at him for messing up the plan

>I'm a bloody mess on the floor, crushed under Wailord's tremendous weight and the rubble of the building collapsing

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F-fuck... Lots of big or intimidating Pokémon...
Please be gentle with me, Pangoro-san...
And then, of course, Spinda.

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They seem like they need hugs and fugs

>>26392370
>Blissey is a Hot Topic "nerd girl" who doesnt know how to approach boys and is ashamed of her size
>Gastrodon is a qt grill besties with Blissey but way more shy
>Ursaring is a fucking neckbeard who wants Blissey's pussy because of her personality, but neither can approach the other

>2 lonely natured mons
>2 Careful natures
Dude your team is never going to get fucking laid

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To easy

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>>26384660
Wh-what kind of slave are we talking about here?
A-are the Turds of Baradise going to make me their bitch?

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will enjoy being best Waifumons submissive man slut as she breeds me for daughters

the others i guess just fit into a harem

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help

>>26392837
Lucky....

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I'm okay with this.

House rules: Nigga pokemons praise the sun everyday

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>huge slime blob
>motherfucking HOUNDOOM
>double spore power
>goddamn HYPNO

>plot twist: Clefairy is the worst one of them all

what a nice day to commit suicide

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>>26395581
fucked up the Natures thing, so another one

you know what, guys... I'm taking this one instead, alright? yes? okay.

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Yes give me that shiny legendary poon

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Everyone, bar Omastar/Helix, is nice to me.

I think I have myself a nice ol' harem there.

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Yeah, I think I'm fucked.

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k.oed

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It's gonna be a fun night.

> naught tauros

>>26395589
No nfes