You can have any PokeGirl wife (or Pokeboy husband if you're

>>26382819

I won't bring Bianca into this hellish world we live in. No thanks.

>>26382819
Rayquaza

Ew, humans.

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>>26382819
How about instead of that, I walk through that shit and become a cute Hex Maniac with clairvoyancy.

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>>26382833
Takin one for the team so i can marry you i see :3

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They'll only bite if you aggravate them. Walking through carefully shouldn't upset them.

Roxanne is mine.

>>26382907

Because if Godzilla calmly walked through a city but still destroyed shit because he's so fucking big, we'd all be okay with it.

>>26382914
Well yeah, he didn't mean too. Godzilla tried his best, leave him alone.

>>26382914
Great, now I can't unsee Big G tiptoeing and being all flustered when someone tells it to watch where it goes.

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>>26382819
i'm ready to go.

>>26382819
I'm not afraid of spiders so whatever.
Let's say either May or Flannery. Or Rosa. Or Cynthia. Or Hilda.

Damn, the toughest is the choice.

Totally worth it. I want a lewd Serena.

Depends, are those lethally venomous?

>>26382819
I dunno, Zinnia i guess.

you never mentioned being forced to not use any tool

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Well, he'll use a full restore on me to fix my stun or poison statuses.

Then I'll spoon and cuddle him and rub my bulge against him as we Pokemon and chill t b h

>>26382819
Unless they are poisonous, going through that naked would be preferrable, since then there's no chance that one of those fuckers would hide in your clothes and spook you later.

>>26382971
>>26383977
^^^^

>>26382914
Godzilla did nothing wrong

Can i cover my crotch at least

Use a knife to tear down the webs. Archie here I come!

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I'm coming to my daddy he can use a full restore on me

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Worth it but I hope she'd be okay with a skeleton gf
'cause i'm burning my fucking flesh off after going through that.

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>>26382971
>>26384397
>>26386470

We can share him, [spoilers]ladies[/spoilers]

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>>26382819
I'll do anything to have Steven thing inside me!

>>26382907
t.spider

>>26382819
All you have to do is break parts of the webs and everything will start falling apart. Once it starts clumping up, the spiders will start fighting each other instead of you.

>Bianca
>Hex
>Grace
>Sina
>Sabrina

I...I don't know who. Probably Sabrina though.

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>>26388295
you don't deserve him if you can't even spoiler properly, anon

>>26382833
same

Pass

only for bianca

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>>26382819

Anon, I would do that while walking on broken glass if it meant I could sniff her panties

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>>26388845
Go, Anon, strive for greatness!

>>26382819
ITT: Degenerates

>>26384526
Muh 6 godzillion

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>>26382819
Nobody is worth this hell.

That'd be easy, as I would do anything for Goodra.

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Lysandre
and NOPE not worth it!

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I'd probably do it, complete it and then be turned down for saying some corny shit like "Not even a full restore can stop you from stunning me"

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>>26383850
I have identified those spiders as Western Orb Spiders and as the information states [pic related] they are not too dangerous

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>>26382819
If they ain't poisonous then I see no problem.

>>26389077
inb4 durr venomous

Yeah, my b.

Here to be that guy and tell you all that golden orb weaver spiders are not poisonous. They are just creepy as hell and their webs are thick and gross.
Cheers.

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>>26382819
I would do it for N~

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>>26389102
They aren't poisonous, but they sure as hell are venomous

What's the diff between poison and venom?

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>>26389204

>>26389204
Poison is contact. Venom is bite. A tree frog is poisonous and a rattlesnake is venomous.

>>26389211
>>26389245
Alright, thanks!

>>26382819
I would _____ Sabrina.
And yes, I would walk through this, they're not poisonous. And if they were, my last 34 minutes of life will be with her.

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I would do it for him.

>>26389665
I'll pound Cheran in the butt

>>26390991
I would let him pound me~

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Well, you never specified that they'd be able to tolerate my horrible personality or lack of productive interests for more than a week. So I guess it doesn't really matter who because it's not worth a lifetime of trauma anyway.

>>26391232
haha

>>26390991
>>26391232
Just pound each other

>>26391320
I'll pound anon

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If I'm blindfolded and have a tool with me, yes.

>>26388295
>>26388501
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