>You come home >You want to go to bed >You see this

>>26369845
>Mommy found the Gardevoir pillow

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Kill it and go outside and Fug a seal

>>26369845
Catch it

Cuddle up with the dakimakura and fall asleep alone.

>>26369845
Unzips dick

>>26369882
zoophile

>>26369898
its not dakimakura, its real gardy, so you are not alone

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>>26369845
Stay in bed at home, while my girlfriend catch a female Gardevoir for me.

>>26369845
>You come home, after a long day of work
>You see your Gardevoir asleep on your bed
>You smile at the peaceful, comfy scenario
>You remove your clothes
>You quietly get in the bed, trying not to wake Gardevoir up
>As you prepare to sleep, Gardevoir shifts in her sleep
>She snuggles herself into you
>You lie awake for a while, looking at the ceiling, as your Gardevoir slumbers beside you
>Your eyes slowly close, as you drift into sleep
>You're at the edge of unconsciousness, when suddenly you feel a sharp pain
>Gardy has buried her monstrous cock deep inside you
>The pain is unbearable, and renders you unable to move or scream
>You can only gasp in agony as she thrusts herself inside you with increasing speed
>Your insides are ravaged brutally
>Gardy has a powerful orgasm, filling your body with her sperm as she moans in ecstasy
>As the sperm and your blood mix, the pain subsides
>You shed a single tear, and depart to endless sleep
>Meanwhile, Gardevoir is still humping your corpse
>Throughout the night, she climaxes multiple times, filling your former body with her hot semen
>By morning, 90% of your lifeless husk's weight is made of her spunk
>She sighs in pleasure, and removes herself from your corpse with a wet plop
>A waterfall of cum pours out of it
>Gardevoir uses her psychic powers to envelop your body in her cum
>She heals you of your impurities
>You are revived by the power of her semen
>You greet Gardevoir, and get breakfast
>You leave to work

>>26370120
you have sick fetish mate.

Check sex, if female, cuddle and bang. If male then gtfo

I'd beat the shit out of it with my Bisharp, duh.

Probably try to get it off the bed.

>>26369845
Tell it to get the fuck off my damn bed and probably kick it out of my house.

>>26371009
you knwo gardevoir is powerful enought to BTFO you?

>>26369845
o-oh, i didn't know my gallade had company...

>>26371836
nigga it's my house and my bed i don't give a fuck i'll just spray it in the face with some super repel or some shit

>>26369845
I would probably say "Get the fuck out of my house or I'm gonna put you in a pokeball and leave you for the rest of your life in my PC"

>>26369845
Use my other pokemon to drive out this invader

>>26370267
is pasta

What IV does it have?

>>26369845
Looks weak
I'll catch it and force it to battle

>>26369845
Get my mons to beat it up, catch it take it to the center, journey deep into a forest then release it and have my flying type jet me to 500 miles away.

>>26374119
>trace ability
You're fucked m8 she knows where you live

>>26369845
back away slowly and get the hell out of there, I don't trust no god-damned psychic type.

>>26374176
You don't have to
>hypnosis

>>26374231
You see that's exactly why I'd stay so very far away from them.

>>26374139
Dammit I forgot they can teleport, well shit I guess I cant run away from it so I can at least get my ghost type to throw it into another dimension.